Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings about family, friends, and stress, like being moved by their brother’s praise in “o meu irmão me elogiando eu tô encantada” and devastated by Frankenstein in “eu odeio TANTO o victor mds eu tô ficando maluca”.
- Affectionate friend: Shows deep care and attachment to friends, e.g., defending Moana as if it’s personal in “Moana deveria ser canonizada!!!” and calling themselves the biggest fan of their friends in “eu sou a maior fã das minhas amigas”.
- Humorous storyteller: Turns awkward or mundane situations into jokes, like replying “pro senhor também” to airport staff in “o moço da recepção do embarque falou bom vôo” and narrating being stuck by a lesbian scene with their aunt in “tô IMÓVEL do lado dela exatamente assim”.
- Loyal sibling: Clearly values siblings, getting emotional about separation in “tô indo pro aeroporto e vou ficar MUITO puto se eu chorar quando for me despedir dos meus irmãos” and treasuring daily reels from their younger brother in “todos os dias SEM FALTA meu irmão mais novo manda um reels”.
- Adventurous socialite: Leans into new experiences and social life—moving states, going out drinking, making online friends—like celebrating being invited to drink in a new city in “já fui chamada pra beber ai deus tá em todas as coisas msm” and beach on a weekday in “praia na terça as vezes ser desempregada eh bom”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive humor: Frequently uses extreme self-harm imagery as jokes, like “vou provar brisadeiro tomara que eu fique doida e me jogue na frente de um carro” and “vou me degolar”.
- Impulsive drinking: Gets drunk despite hating the aftermath, shown by complaining about being drunk and vowing to stop in “odeio ficar bêbado mds vou vomitar” and “cara nunca mais vou beber dessa vez eh sério isso não eh vida nao”.
- Conflict-prone reactions: Responds sharply to others with curses and hostility, as in “homem eh uma praga msm pqp morram todos agora” and calling friends “vagabundo” or “fudido” in tweets like “conto mais nada pra esse vagabundo tbm”.
- Jealous attachment: Shows strong possessiveness over friends, e.g., resenting friends for excluding them in “meus amgs me excluindo só pq eu sou empregada mds que mundo eh esse” and admitting obsessive feelings for an ex–best friend in “sinto falta da minha ex melhor amiga igual um ex namorado maluco obcecado”.
- Catastrophic thinking: Often frames stress as the worst possible outcome, like calling days the “mais triste da vida” in “acho q esse eh o dia mais triste da vida do meu pai flamenguista” and saying they will “MORRER” before flying in “vou MORRER antes de entrar no avião”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They match Lisa Simpson best: emotionally intense, thoughtful, and often the most self-aware person in the room. Like Lisa, they clearly feel things very deeply and dramatize their inner life with dark humor, e.g. saying they’ll make cake instead of seeking therapy: “acordei ruim da cabeça hj então ao invés de procurar ajuda psicológica eu vou fazer bolo de morango !” and melodramatically reacting to Frankenstein: “VAI SE FUDER esse Victor eh DEMONÍACO pqp tô com tanta dó do Frankstein tadinho mds”. Their move to a new state, missing friends, and close bond with younger siblings echo Lisa’s family-centered sensitivity and longing for connection: “meu irmão mais novo manda um reels no Instagram TODO DIA” and “tô morando em Curitiba a 3 semanas e já fui chamada pra beber”. At the same time, they’re witty, artsy, and a bit overburdened by responsibility, like being the default designer in the family: “eu trabalhei no marketing UMA vez e agr eu tenho a OBRIGAÇÃO de fazer todos os convites de aniversário da família”. Their queer identity and sharp commentary on people around them also fit Lisa’s later-portrayed progressiveness and tendency to analyze everything with both affection and frustration.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly talk about being with friends, partying, drinking, chatting and making friends online, e.g. being invited out after just three weeks in a new city (“tô morando em Curitiba a 3 semanas e já fui chamada pra beber ai deus tá em todas as coisas msm”) and loving chaotic group dynamics (“acho lindo que nosso grupo tem 5 pessoas: eu, a gigi e as 3 personalidades do maluco do Kay”). Their style is strongly iNtuitive: they dramatize experiences with imaginative exaggeration and metaphors rather than concrete facts, like turning a minor mood into a narrative (“acordei ruim da cabeça hj então ao invés de procurar ajuda psicológica eu vou fazer bolo de morango !”) and inventing lesbian fairy‑tale lore while high (“eu hj chapada contando a lore elza dando um beijo lésbico pra acordar a bela adormecida”). They are clearly Feeling‑oriented: decisions and reactions are emotional and relational rather than logical, like intense attachment to friends and siblings (“eu irmão mais novo tá o dia TODO grudado em mim e perguntando se eu vou sentir falta dele pqp eu vou me matar de chorar”) and empathizing deeply with fictional characters (“VAI SE FUDER esse Victor eh DEMONÍACO pqp tô com tanta dó do Frankstein tadinho mds”). Finally, they look Perceiving: they struggle to plan and organize, preferring spontaneity and last‑minute chaos, as seen in their messy move and packing (“eu NAO sei fazer mala pqp não aguento mais vou desistir de viajar”, “to organizando as coisas da mudança mas fiquei TAO cansado que simplesmente abri um espacinho no meio da bagunça e me deitei”) and impulsive choices like weekday beach trips while unemployed (“praia na terça as vezes ser desempregada eh bom”). Together, this points most strongly to ENFP: expressive, people‑focused, imaginative, emotional, and flexible rather than structured.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you’re the “twink bissexual bigenero” who moved to Curitiba, survived Naldo on loop in a nine‑hour flight, and still had energy to dress as a ‘vampira baleada’… if you can handle all that chaos, you can probably handle a date with me.
- You said you want to date someone just to ask what color to paint your nails — I volunteer as tribute. First request: the same blue from the “ignore the dachshund” tweet, so every time I see your hands I remember you AND the tiny cursed hot‑dog dog.
- You got wrecked by Frankenstein, hate Victor with your whole chest, and still defend Moana like she’s a saint — I trust your taste in characters. Now I just need to know if you’d write us as enemies to lovers, slow burn, or ‘grudados caso de vida ou morte’.
- You bake strawberry cake on a bad mental‑health day, carrot cake on a random Sunday, and still call yourself ‘sem reação’ in half your pictures — I think the real tragedy is that nobody’s officially taken the role of ‘partner who washes the dishes and kisses the chef’.
- Your brother sends you a reel every single day since you moved, your little sibling was glued to you before the airport, and your friends treated your mudança like a funeral — I don’t want to replace anyone, but if you ever miss being absurdly loved and annoyingly cherished, I can help keep that tradition going.
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Your new Twitter bio
Bigender bi twink surviving third year, airports & Curitiba cold. Once answered “you too” to “have a good flight” and never recovered.– @binbct
Your signature cocktail
Bigênero Brisadeiro on the Rocks
This drink starts with cachaça infused with strawberry cake notes for their habit of coping with chaos by baking, like when they said they were feeling bad and chose to make cake instead: “acordei ruim da cabeça hj então ao invés de procurar ajuda psicológica eu vou fazer bolo de morango !”. Blue curaçao mirrors their blue nail era and cold new city vibe: “olha minha unha azul (ignorar o cachorro salsicha anão” and the move to Curitiba: “tô morando em Curitiba a 3 semanas e já fui chamada pra beber ai deus tá em todas as coisas msm”. Chimarrão syrup brings a slightly bitter, earthy note for third-year stress and adulting: “o terceiro ano tá acabando comigo” and their job/moving saga: “meus amgs me excluindo só pq eu sou empregada mds que mundo eh esse”. Sparkling lemonade adds sweetness and chaos-bubbly energy, matching their dramatic, affectionate way with friends and crushes: “a menina bonita da outra sala falando pertinho do meu rosto pq tava muito barulho (não tava não) pqp quero devorar ela” and “pasmem: eu sou o twink bissexual bigenero”. Finally, a dash of saline stands for all the tears, anxiety, and melodrama around leaving home and flying away from their people: “vou viajar amanhã tô completamente pilhado acho que vou desmaiar AGORA” and “meu irmão mais novo tá o dia TODO grudado em mim e perguntando se eu vou sentir falta dele pqp eu vou me matar de chorar tô falando serio”, making this cocktail strong, a little salty, but ultimately very tender.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently center their relationships and care work, which is quintessentially Hufflepuff. Their attachment to friends and family is very strong, from saying “minhas amigas agindo como se fosse meu ENTERRO sendo que eu só vou me mudar pelo amor de deus” to being emotionally wrecked that their brother will miss them, as in “eu irmão mais novo tá o dia TODO grudado em mim e perguntando se eu vou sentir falta dele pqp eu vou me matar de chorar”. They show gentle, steadfast kindness and protectiveness toward their loved ones, like feeling genuinely heartbroken that a romantic, single friend deserves better in “como pode ela ser a pessoa mais romântica do mundo e estar solteira sabe isso me dói muito”, and obsessively missing a former best friend in “sinto falta da minha ex melhor amiga igual um ex namorado maluco obcecado que não supera nunca”. Hard work and reliability also surface repeatedly: they take on family responsibilities such as designing all the birthday invitations just because they once did marketing in “trabalhei no marketing UMA vez e agr eu tenho a OBRIGAÇÃO de fazer todos os convites de aniversário da família”, and they push through exhaustion during their move in “to organizando as coisas da mudança mas fiquei TAO cansado que simplesmente abri um espacinho no meio da bagunça e me deitei”. Even their humorously dramatic vents about friends (like the running feud with Kay) are rooted in deep loyalty and emotional investment, seen in “acho lindo que nosso grupo tem 5 pessoas: eu, a gigi e as 3 personalidades do maluco do Kay”, which fits a Hufflepuff’s intense devotion to their close circle more than the ambition of Slytherin or the bravado of Gryffindor.
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Your song
thank u, next - Ariana Grande
Ariana Grande’s thank u, next fits them because it’s about chaos, growth, and loving your friends more fiercely than your exes. They constantly turn emotional meltdowns into jokes and self-reflection, like when they said they’d make cake instead of seeking therapy: “acordei ruim da cabeça hj então ao invés de procurar ajuda psicológica eu vou fazer bolo de morango !”. Their timeline is full of intense but playful drama with friends and crushes, for example: “como pode ela ser a pessoa mais romântica do mundo e estar solteira sabe isso me dói muito” and “sinto falta da minha ex melhor amiga igual um ex namorado maluco obcecado que não supera nunca”. They’re also moving to a new state and reinventing themselves while still overflowing with love for their people, seen in “a sensação saborosíssima de chegar o natal e estar em um estado novo onde não conhece as pessoas e tá longe dos seus amigos aí que vida boa” and “eu sou a maior fã das minhas amigas quero tirar foto delas o dia todo”. Like the song, their vibe is: everything is a mess, I’m mentally unwell, I love my friends more than anything, and I’m still moving forward—thank you, next.
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