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Lisa fits best because she’s intensely introspective, emotionally overloaded, and uses media and fandom as both escape and identity, similar to how this user fixates on BTS, Marvel, and specific ships like “new ship(?) (pairing?)unlocked: frankenstein n alucard from castlevania” and “where is MY shen yuan ?!? where is MY luo binghe ?!?”. Like Lisa’s struggle with perfectionism and self-worth, this user is consumed by body image and thinness, shown in tweets like “touching my hip bones is a different kinda comfort” and “if i had a genie my first wish would be to be bmi 13”. There’s also a deep, often dark self-awareness about mental health and self-destruction, reflected in posts like “gonna tap into my ed harder to beat my alcoholism it worked last time i got sober” and “chopped n suicidal at 20. what’s the point man”, which parallels Lisa’s more serious storylines where she wrestles with depression and meaning. The complicated, painful relationship with their mother in “my mom just said dieting is harder than beating addiction 😀” and “mom started taking a video of me n… ‘when ur body starts failing u n ur bedridden’” echoes Lisa’s frequent feeling of being unseen or misunderstood at home. Despite the darkness, there’s still a spark of passion and hopefulness in things they love, like “god i love the iron man movies they’re so fun” and desperate excitement for BTS tickets, which is very Lisa: overwhelmed by the world, but clinging fiercely to the few things that make it feel worth staying in.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most content is solitary and inward-focused—self-harm, ED thoughts, media fixation—rather than about active socializing, e.g. “starving is so fucking boring n i cant even sleep to pass the time cause of stupid insomnia” and “touching my hip bones is a different kinda comfort”, and even when with others, the narrative is still very internal, like “missed a hobi live cause i was hanging out n biking with my lil sisters”. Their strong imaginative and fandom-driven inner world suggests Intuition (N): they obsess over fictional dynamics and abstract scenarios such as “i feel like if an omega had a restrictive ed then they might not have regular or any heats at all (same logic as periods kinda)”, the surreal dream in “had a dream about yj n natalie was chosen for a hunt so they hang her up jesus style n bled her out…”, and meta ED/ABO theorizing rather than just concrete life logistics. Their decision-making is highly values- and emotion-driven, pointing to Feeling (F): body image and relationships are framed through intense emotional reactions like “i wish i was the daughter my mom wanted me to be” and “WHY WOULD U STAY TILL I GROW ATTACHED N THEN LEAVE”, and they dismiss external standards with value statements such as “why would i care what a man likes”. Finally, their lifestyle appears very Perceiving (P): they pivot impulsively between coping mechanisms (“gonna tap into my ed harder to beat my alcoholism… time to switch my top 2 coping mechanisms for eachother”), change plans based on immediate circumstances (“was planning to fast for 3 days before eid but my mom decided to make my favourites… she’s gonna make sure i eat it whyyy”), and experiment spontaneously and chaotically with self-harm methods like “sh with burning my arms by letting them touch the air fryer hot rims on purpose (idk why i didn’t think of this sooner…)”. Put together, the inwardness, fantasy focus, emotional intensity, and disorganized, spur-of-the-moment coping indicate INFP as the best-fit type.

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BTS, comics & film enjoyer trying to swap self-sabotage for self-care. Once got banned from Uber Eats alcohol—now I mostly binge Marvel instead.– @bingbongboompo

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This cocktail is strong and a little reckless, nodding to their alcohol struggles and messy coping mechanisms, like when they joked about breaking sobriety over SA in “sobriety streak getting broken because of sa wow im so original” and doing DIY damage in “woke up n realised that last night drunk me thought it would be a good idea to cut to beans a bunch n then give myself diy stitches at home god im stupid as fuck”. The black coffee cold brew captures their insomnia and wired exhaustion from “starving is so fucking boring n i cant even sleep to pass the time cause of stupid insomnia”. Pomegranate juice adds a dark, bloody sweetness for all their SH talk and fascination with visceral imagery, like the dream in “had a dream about yj n natalie was chosen for a hunt so they hang her up jesus style n bled her out but she never dies”. The sea salt–sugar rim balances bitter and sweet, mirroring how they weaponize humor and ed-core comments in tweets like “if i had a genie my first wish would be to be bmi 13” while still caring about BTS concerts in “god pls pls pls pls ... let me get them bts tour tickets plsss”. Finally, edible silver glitter is for their fandom brainrot and dramatic flair—from calling themselves “proud spouse of geto suguru” in their bio to shipping chaos like “noaya… in a bingyuan fic … where they end up poly …. wow ok im tuned in”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows strong self-preservation through extreme resourcefulness, even when it’s self-destructive, like experimenting with different self-harm methods and tools, e.g. “sh with burning my arms by letting them touch the air fryer hot rims on purpose” and “small 🫘 sesh + self done stitches”, which reflects a grim, strategic mindset about their own limits and body. Their thinking around their ED is goal-oriented and calculating, such as “i wanna do multiple days long fasts so badly i miss the feeling but i just got my bloating problems a bit under control n i dont wanna ruin it again” and the hyper-specific wish list in “if i had a genie my first wish would be to be bmi 13, second wish to go to a bts concert… third wish would be to die with everyone being okay with my death”, which shows long-term, if unhealthy, planning. There’s also a sharp, almost ruthless dark humor and emotional defensiveness, like “sobriety streak getting broken because of sa wow im so original” and “hospital’s taking this sh sesh too seriously… i promise i wont kill myself as soon as i leave the premises just let me go”, showing a tendency to manipulate situations to maintain control. Even their fandom and relationship jokes carry an intense, possessive edge that fits Slytherin passion, e.g. “proud spouse of geto suguru (gojo stop trying to steal my wife)” and size/appearance fantasies like “need me a man who can effortlessly carry me on one arm but for that i will have to be really light”. While they clearly feel deep emotions, the way they channel pain into calculated, extreme coping strategies and darkly strategic thinking makes Slytherin the best fit over the other houses.

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Billie Eilish’s “Bored” fits them because it captures that mix of numbness, self-destructiveness, and dark humor that runs through their timeline. They talk openly about self-harm and suicidal thoughts, like when they said “last night pussied outta finishing the job with strangulating with rope n now i just got a fucked up jaw n tiny red marks all around my face fml” and joked about the hospital not letting them leave after a self-harm session in “hospital’s taking this sh sesh too seriously… i promise i wont kill myself as soon as i leave the premises just let me go 😭”. The resigned, tired tone of “Bored” mirrors how they describe swapping addictions and coping mechanisms, like “gonna tap into my ed harder to beat my alcoholism… time to switch my top 2 coping mechanisms for eachother” and “sobriety streak getting broken because of sa wow im so original”. At the same time, they’re deeply romantic and fixated on fictional characters and ships, calling themselves a “jason todd enthusiast ♡ proud spouse of geto suguru” and obsessing over BTS and other media, which aligns with the song’s undertone of being drained by relationships but still intensely attached. The overall vibe of being exhausted, hurt, and a little bit over it—yet still clinging to fantasies and comforts—matches the emotional landscape of “Bored” almost perfectly.

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