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Despite the edgy username, this user is a high-achieving student who expresses immense pride in their academic success, specifically noting they “got an A in politics” and received “3/5 offers... from russell groups”. Much like Lisa Simpson, they possess a sharp, often cynical tongue, frequently engaging in elitist critiques of pop culture and calling others “miserable” or “pathetic”. They exhibit a sophisticated, almost obsessive interest in music charts and artistry, yet they struggle with the stress of their own ambitions, such as when they find “drafting a personal statement so difficult”. Ultimately, they mirror Lisa's blend of academic overachievement, fierce stan-culture loyalty, and a slightly superior attitude toward their peers.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user exhibits Extroversion (E) through their constant engagement with public discourse, attention-seeking critiques, and open sharing of life updates, such as getting “new phone hihihihi”. They lean toward Sensing (S) by focusing on concrete metrics like streaming numbers and physical aesthetics, as seen when they claim “huda objectively looks better”. Their Thinking (T) trait is evident in their blunt, often harsh, and unsentimental communication style, such as calling an artist a “nasty ass gay” and dismissing others' emotions as “annoying.” Finally, they show Perceiving (P) traits through a spontaneous and rebellious attitude toward structured environments, proudly stating that “skipping 3 days of school is actually so refreshing.”

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UK-based Politics student and pop culture analyst. When I’m not drafting personal statements for Russell Group unis, I’m tracking Spotify charts and chart barriers.– @bIoodsluts

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This drink perfectly balances the high-achieving energy of a student who got “3/5 offers in 5 days with 2/3 being from russell groups” with the chaotic 'stan twitter' persona that lives for a chart battle. The tropical base reflects their “dragonfruit coconut milk drink” aesthetic, while the bitter tonic represents their unapologetic habit of dragging underperforming pop stars, like noting “woman’s world streams after a year: 59M”. It’s a strong, experimental mix for someone who feels “refreshed” by mass hating, yet celebrates their own “results day” victories with flair.

Your Hogwarts House
The user demonstrates a classic Slytherin fixation on hierarchy and status, frequently using streaming numbers as a “BARREIRA” or “HELL” to assert the superiority of their favored artists over others. Their ambition is personal as well, shown through their pride in securing “3/5 offers in 5 days with 2/3 being from russell groups” while drafting a personal statement to “let me into uni”. They exhibit a ruthless, cunning wit when attacking perceived rivals, such as calling an artist a “nasty ass gay” and hoping their album flopped. This combination of cutthroat tribalism and a drive for elite academic placement aligns perfectly with the resourcefulness and elitism of House Slytherin.

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This user is a dedicated 'Stan' for Tate McRae, frequently celebrating her commercial dominance and defending her against rivals by claiming “tate is more successful, relevant, sold more, has bigger hits, is a better performer”. The song greedy reflects their competitive nature and obsession with streaming numbers, often comparing Tate's success to other artists' 'HELL' or 'BARREIRA' status. Their personality is defined by high-energy 'main character' energy, whether they are “skipping 3 days of school” or bragging about their “3/5 offers” from prestigious universities. Ultimately, the song’s confident, chart-topping pop energy perfectly mirrors a user who believes “talent always prevails” in the cutthroat world of online fandom.

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