Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Niche political literacy: Demonstrates deep knowledge of obscure ideologies like "Larouchianism" and "Trotskyist groups".
- Irony-drenched humor: Uses sophisticated satire, such as joking about the Australian Labor Party's "ultra hypoborean visionary socialism".
- Self-aware introspection: Acknowledges their own internal contradictions, describing the struggle of being "fundamentally left wing" while adopting rightist aesthetics.
- Economic simulation insight: Provides a thoughtful critique of Victoria 2 and its "import substitution" mechanics.
- Historical curiosity: Analyzes the "farce of history" and finds "invariance of Marxism" in unexpected places.
Weaknesses:
- Terminal online addiction: Explicitly admits to "abolishing the distinction between post and thought" due to being extremely online.
- Ideological cynicism: Expresses deep frustration with political reality, calling the 2016 election the "actual real original sin".
- Esoteric gatekeeping: Labels anyone who isn't a farmer or coal miner as an "adventurist larper".
- Performative pessimism: Frequently tweets about wanting to "get out of this hell" and being "sick of trans women" converting to specific religions.
- Aesthetic obsession: Prioritizes political vibes and "danger" over functional discourse, as seen in their critique of Bluesky.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, @birbuous is a hyper-intellectual, politically active, and socially conscious individual who often feels alienated by the lack of nuance in those around them. They possess a deep, almost obsessive knowledge of history and theory, expressed through sentiments like “There is the invariance of Marxism everywhere for those with eyes to see”. Their tweets reflect a cynical but deeply engaged worldview that mirrors Lisa's struggle with her own precociousness, such as when they note “its so hard to be an epic and based syncretic rightist when you're fundamentally left wing”. Both the character and the user share a penchant for niche historical references, whether it's Lisa’s jazz or @birbuous’s preoccupation with “Lyndon Larouche”. Ultimately, they both navigate the world with a sharp, ironic wit that masks a genuine, albeit exhausted, desire for a more logical and just society.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Elisne demonstrates a strong preference for Intuition (N) over Sensing, frequently engaging in abstract, theoretical musings on political history and fringe ideologies, such as when they note the “invariance of Marxism everywhere for those with eyes to see”. Their Thinking (T) preference is evident in their detached, ironic, and analytical approach to social issues, often using logical frameworks to mock political movements, like observing that “much of the right is genuinely unable to perceive the concept of capital”. As an Introvert (I), they describe themselves as “extremely online” and focus on internal intellectual systems rather than social engagement. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature shows through a spontaneous, chaotic posting style and a rejection of rigid structures, exemplified by their claim to “abolish the distinction between post and thought”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a public-private partnership? Because I’m looking to generate some le profit with you.
- I promise to never be an adventurist larper—I’ll be your coal miner or your farmer any day of the week.
- Forget the 2016 election; the real original sin would be us not going out for a drink tonight.
- You don't need to be an Anglican to know that it would be a divine tragedy if I didn't get your number.
- I’ve already killed the LaRouche in my brain, so now I’m ready to embrace the birbuous in my heart.
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Professional Aussie 1.5 party state observer and Lyndon LaRouche historian. Once mistook a bourgeois tuba player for a Christmas miracle. Aspiring femNixon.– @birbuous
Your signature cocktail
The Larouchian Picket Line
This experimental concoction is designed for someone who feels “it’s so hard to be an epic and based syncretic rightist when you're fundamentally left wing”. The Australian whisky base honors the “ultra visionary socialism” of the ALP, while the bitters reflect the user's exhaustion with “trans women becoming Catholic when Anglicanism is right there”. It’s a strong, complex drink that refuses to be 'directionally correct,' served to those who want to “kill the Larouche in your brain” before embracing it in their heart. Finally, the garnish ensures we can still “trust photos of people wearing ridiculous hats” in the age of AI.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Elisne demonstrates a quintessential Ravenclaw wit, characterized by a deep, almost obsessive interest in niche historical and political arcana. They display sharp analytical thinking through their critique of game mechanics in Victoria 2, noting how it “intuitively teaches and demonstrates import substitution... without even remotely guiding the player”. Their humor relies on a sophisticated level of learning, often referencing obscure figures like Lyndon LaRouche or analyzing how the “exodus from Trotskyist groups in the 70s was the Cambrian Explosion for ideologies”. Even their self-identification as “extremely online” is framed as a philosophical abolishment of the “distinction between post and thought,” showcasing a creative and cerebral approach to social media.
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Your song
The Flowers of Romance - Public Image Ltd
Elisne’s online persona is defined by a deeply ironic, post-punk sensibility that mirrors the avant-garde cynicism of early 1980s art-rock. Their obsession with the aesthetic of political failure and fringe figures like Lyndon LaRouche—seen when they tweet, “You must kill the Larouche in your brain before you embrace the Larouche in your heart”—aligns with the song's disjointed, anti-commercial vibe. The track's themes of social isolation and the 'farce' of modern life resonate with elisne's claim that they “abolish the distinction between post and thought (I am extremely online)”. Ultimately, the song captures the essence of a user who finds humor in the “farce of history” and the absurdity of niche ideological struggles.
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