Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally aware: Openly reflects on feelings, like nostalgia and sadness about life and art in “Hoje estou muito nostálgica, brutal lembrar que já foi há muito tempo que eu era pré adolescente e ainda não tinha tanta consciência de que a vida é essa merda” and “To mal”.
- Art sensitive: Shows deep connection to films, series, music and games, e.g. “Fico muito triste por quem não consegue interagir com arte porque isso molda totalmente meu humor” and repeated mentions of Good Will Hunting and Heath Ledger.
- Humorous: Uses self‑deprecating and situational humor, such as laughing at workplace chaos and memes in “CARA EU TO RINDO QUE NEM RETARDADA AQUI NO TRABALHO FA PORRA DESSE ROBLOX” and exaggerated reactions like “CARALLKKKKKKKLLKKKKK”.
- Candid honesty: Speaks very directly about work, mental health and dissatisfaction, e.g. “Trabalhar está acabando com o meu desenvolvimento pessoal” and “Isso não é vida, quero pedir demissão e virar estelionataria”.
- Loyal affection: Shows attachment and care for close beings, like their dog in “So a minha cachorra me ama”, crushes, and affection toward @REVACHOLIERE_ in “Ownti nenenzinho da mamãe @REVACHOLIERE_”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑destructive: Frequently mentions suicide or self‑harm, e.g. “Eu vou me suicidar cara a minha chefe vai me levar a loucura”, “Vou me matar não aguento mais tanto yearning”, and “Eu vou me matar”.
- Harsh self‑image: Speaks of themselves as extremely ugly or a failure, like “É brutal como eu sou a pessoa mais feia do mundo pqp” and “Eu desperdicei minha vida e tudo que eu tentei deu errado”.
- Work burnout: Shows strong exhaustion and resentment toward work, e.g. “Trabalhar está acabando com o meu desenvolvimento pessoal” and repeated complaints about job and boss like “Eu vou me suicidar cara a minha chefe vai me levar a loucura”.
- Pessimistic outlook: Describes life and country in very bleak terms, such as “Cara não tem como ser feliz morando em Roraima E vou além: não tem como ser feliz morando no BRASIL País estuprado do krl” and “Agora essa desgraça é so trabalhar ate morrer”.
- Explosive anger: Often reacts with intense profanity and insults, like “Vai tomar no meio do seu cu seu filho da puta” and aggressive rants at people or situations across multiple tweets.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, especially Lisa’s combination of intelligence, melancholy, and feeling out of place in a broken world. Like Lisa, they’re intensely affected by art and media, saying that interacting with art can change their life and mood and feeling sad for those who can’t connect to it: “Fico muito triste por quem não consegue interagir com arte porque isso molda totalmente meu humor Muito foda assistir algo e sentir que mudou sua vida…”, which is very Lisa-coded. They show academic ambition and frustration with unrealized potential, echoing Lisa’s overachiever angst: “Era pra eu estar no ITA agora” and “Eu devia tentar medicina de novo ja que fiquei tao perto de passar mas não sei se tenho mais mental pra isso”. There’s also a strong sense of existential despair and feeling crushed by work and society, similar to Lisa’s recurring burnout and disillusionment: “Trabalhar está acabando com o meu desenvolvimento pessoal” and “Cara não tem como ser feliz morando em Roraima E vou além: não tem como ser feliz morando no BRASIL País estuprado do krl”. Finally, their repeated suicidal and self-deprecating posts, like “Eu desperdicei minha vida e tudo que eu tentei deu errado” and “Eu um dia antes de atentar contra a minha vida”, mirror Lisa’s most depressive episodes, where her sensitivity and intelligence make her acutely aware of how bleak things can feel.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean strongly introverted: their happiest scenarios are solitary or low‑key, like staying home consuming media instead of socializing, e.g. complaining about a whole day at the salon that could have been used to consume media in “Um dia inteiro que eu poderia consumir mídias eu to passando no salão pqp eu odeio minha vida” and describing a “day of lying in bed doing nothing” in “Dia de ficar o dia inteiro deitada sem fazer nada”. Their tweets are saturated with abstract, big‑picture reflections on life, art and meaning rather than concrete sensory detail, like “Fico muito triste por quem não consegue interagir com arte porque isso molda totalmente meu humor… mudou sua vida e você é grato por estar vivo por ter tido a oportunidade de ter visto aquilo”, pointing toward Intuition over Sensing. They consistently prioritize emotions and personal values over detached logic: they describe intense despair and yearning (“Eu desperdicei minha vida e tudo que eu tentei deu errado”; “Vontadezinha anual de me isolar e sumir”) and connect deeply to emotional narratives like Good Will Hunting in “Caralho a Skylar tentando salvar o Will é muito eu pqp”, all characteristic of Feeling. Their life appears chaotic and driven by mood rather than structured plans—impulsive decisions about work and study like “Isso não é vida, quero pedir demissão e virar estelionataria” and uncertainty about retrying medicine in “Eu devia tentar medicina de novo ja que fiquei tao perto de passar mas não sei se tenho mais mental pra isso” show a Perceiving flexibility more than Judging order. Combining introversion, idealistic and meaning‑oriented intuition, emotionally driven reactions, and a spontaneous, unstructured lifestyle makes INFP the best‑fit type for this account.
Some pickup lines for you
- If all those moments are lost in time like tears in rain, at least we can replay the ones where you’re yelling about Flamengo losing and Kinder Ovo being mid while we watch Good Will Hunting together.
- You said your life started going wrong when you lost that old cellphone—how about we fix the timeline: I show up with sushi rodízio, we put on Good Will Hunting or TVD on Netflix, and we pretend Roraima and bosses don’t exist for a night.
- You know how you felt reading detonados with your dad to escape that childhood puzzle? That’s how I feel scrolling your timeline—stuck on the ‘how do I ask them out’ level and desperately needing a walkthrough.
- You said art changes your mood and makes life bearable; let me take you to a movie with Heath Ledger or Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and we can see if two depressed cinephiles in a brutal country can accidentally become each other’s favorite plot twist.
- Since you’re aiming to be a hikikomori on Bolsa Auxílio and maybe not going back to that job, can I apply to be your government-issued companion—benefits include shared Metallica, complaining about the ENEM, and a lifetime of inside jokes about protestos no Roblox.
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Failed med school attempt, ENEM survivor, vintage metal enjoyer. Once got my hair ruined and still showed up to work on no sleep. Flamengo & film analysis.– @bishouj0senshi
Your signature cocktail
Tears in Rain, Raped by Reality
This cocktail is strong and slightly bitter, because their life is a mix of exhaustion, rage, and dark humor, like when they say “Eu desperdicei minha vida e tudo que eu tentei deu errado” and “Isso não é vida, quero pedir demissão e virar estelionataria”. The cachaça with burnt sugar and coffee reflects late nights, overwork, and being totally drained at the job, as in “To destruída misericórdia” and “Trabalhar está acabando com o meu desenvolvimento pessoal”. Campari brings in the beautiful bitterness and constant edge of self‑destruction from posts like “Eu vou me suicidar cara a minha chefe vai me levar a loucura” and “Vou me matar não aguento mais tanto yearning”. Guaraná soda adds chaotic Brazilian energy, football rage, and meme‑posting spirit, inspired by “E o nosso mengao perdeu mesmo” and “CARALLKKKKKKKLLKKKKK”. The lime juice cuts through with sharp emotion and sensitivity to art, echoing “Fico muito triste por quem não consegue interagir com arte porque isso molda totalmente meu humor” and their nostalgia in “Hoje estou muito nostálgica, brutal lembrar que já foi há muito tempo que eu era pré adolescente”. The smoked salt rim represents the scars, self‑deprecation, and world‑weariness of someone who feels like “Puta que pariu eu to toda estourada” yet still jokes about being a hikikomori president in “Quando eu for presidente irei criar o bolsa auxilio para nós hikikomori”, all under the melancholy of a bio that says all moments vanish *“like tears in rain.”
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They repeatedly frame their life around art, ideas, and media in a very reflective way, which is strongly Ravenclaw-coded. For example, they say that interacting with art shapes their entire mood and that consuming something life-changing makes them grateful to be alive: “Fico muito triste por quem não consegue interagir com arte porque isso molda totalmente meu humor... Muito foda assistir algo e sentir que mudou sua vida e você é grato por estar vivo por ter tido a oportunidade de ter visto aquilo”. They show intense engagement with films and characters on a thematic level, relating themselves deeply to Good Will Hunting: “Caralho a Skylar tentando salvar o Will é muito eu pqp” and “Dando vontade de rever Good Will Hunting, filme atemporal”. There’s also a strong academic and intellectual thread: they lament not having read, watched, and played more (“E eu aqui me arrependo de não ter jogado mais, lido mais, visto mais coisas”), remember reading physical walkthrough magazines to solve game puzzles with their father (“tínhamos que ler detonados (revista física mesmo)”), talk about almost passing medicine and considering trying again (“Eu devia tentar medicina de novo ja que fiquei tao perto de passar”), and note they did well on the ENEM essay (“Fui bem na redação do enem”). This combination of intellectual ambition, nostalgia for learning and media, and deep emotional engagement with stories points most strongly to Ravenclaw rather than the more action-, loyalty-, or power-oriented traits of the other houses.
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Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
A chaotic, disillusioned yet deeply feeling vibe runs through their timeline that fits Nirvana’s Smells Like Teen Spirit perfectly. They swing between boredom, burnout, and wanting to blow everything up, like when they say “Eu desperdicei minha vida e tudo que eu tentei deu errado” and “Isso não é vida, quero pedir demissão e virar estelionataria”, which echoes the song’s rebellion and nihilism. There’s constant talk of exhaustion and self-destruction—“Eu vou me suicidar cara a minha chefe vai me levar a loucura” and “Vou me matar não aguento mais tanto yearning”—mirroring the grunge mix of angst and dark humor. At the same time, they’re very nostalgic and shaped by media and adolescence, like when they say “Hoje estou muito nostálgica, brutal lembrar que já foi há muito tempo que eu era pré adolescente e ainda não tinha tanta consciência de que a vida é essa merda”, which matches the youth alienation at the core of the song. Their love of art and film—“Muito foda assistir algo e sentir que mudou sua vida e você é grato por estar vivo por ter tido a oportunidade de ter visto aquilo”—adds to that intense, all-or-nothing emotional palette that Smells Like Teen Spirit channels so well.
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