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Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak is the quintessential lonely, depressed bartender who constantly craves validation yet feels worthless, much like the user’s self‑pitying tone. The user’s bleak statements such as “I feel like shit” and “My rooms a mess I wanna just burn everything down and start from scratch” echo Moe’s frequent feelings of hopelessness and his messy, rundown bar. Their repeated pleas for affection – “Do u guys love me” and “Just wanna sit on your lap and kiss on your neck…” – mirror Moe’s desperate attempts to find companionship, which often end in rejection. The bitter remarks about men (“Men are so stupid…”) and the nihilistic vibe (“I hate everything n everyone rn”) fit Moe’s cynical outlook on life. Both also adopt exaggerated self‑descriptions, with the user’s “Professional Cannibal” bio matching Moe’s over‑the‑top self‑deprecating humor.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user constantly seeks external validation and interaction, as seen in tweets like "Do u guys love me [picture]" and "I need more friends [picture]", indicating Extraversion. Their focus on immediate, concrete experiences—"My hair is orange", "My feet are cold again", "Sitting on my bed naked and wet cuz I dont wanna move"—shows a strong Sensing preference. Emotional, value‑driven language such as "Men are so stupid" and "I feel like shit" points to a Feeling decision style. The spontaneous, unstructured nature of their posts—"My rooms a mess I wanna just burn everything down and start from scratch" and the frequent, impulsive updates—reflects a Perceiving lifestyle.

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24 | Aspiring meme curator, coffee lover, & occasional night owl. I once tried to meet a coconut tree before sunset. DM for collabs (no fee).– @bitch_be_fr

Your signature cocktail
The Coconut Cannibal Chaos is a wild, contradictory blend that mirrors the chaotic, provocative vibe of @bitch_be_fr. The coconut rum nods to the tweet "I need to meet a coconut tree before I die" while the blood‑orange liqueur gives it a dark, carnivorous hue reminiscent of their Man beater persona. A shot of espresso and a dash of chili‑infused tequila capture the restless insomnia "I'm so sleepy" and the angry outbursts like "I hate everything n everyone rn". Finished with a sprinkle of edible glitter, it shimmers like the "bestest bitch on this planet" and invites the drinker to "just wanna sit on your lap and kiss on your neck till you're covered in lil kiss marks".

Your Hogwarts House
The personality expressed in the tweets reflects traits often associated with Slytherin, such as ambition and a strong desire for personal connections. For example, the tweet "If I sit on your lap with your cock between us and slowly stroke it telling you about how you're my good boy..." shows a bold and assertive character, indicating a willingness to pursue what they want. Additionally, the user's reflection on relationships with statements like "I hate everything n everyone rn" and "Alr buddy" suggest a complex and sometimes cunning approach to social dynamics. This combination of ambition in personal desires and a certain level of emotional manipulation aligns well with Slytherin traits.

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The user's self‑deprecating and outsider vibe, shown in tweets such as "I hate everything n everyone rn" and "I feel like shit", matches the lament of being a misfit in Radiohead’s "Creep". The lyric "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo" echoes their repeated feelings of being unwanted, like when they ask "Do u guys love me" and lament "I need more friends". Their yearning for intimacy, expressed in "Just wanna sit on your lap and kiss on your neck till ur covered in lil kiss marks" and "Do u wanna hold my hand", aligns with the song’s yearning for acceptance. The overall tone of loneliness and self‑criticism throughout the timeline mirrors the melancholy of the track. Additionally, the raw, confessional style of the user’s posts, e.g., "Sleep paralysis sucks ass so bad" and "Im so sleepy", fits the raw emotional delivery of "Creep".

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