Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Multilingual: Bio shows PTBR / ENG / 日本語 and they reflect on language learning as worthwhile in “Vale a pena estudar outras línguas...”.
- Passionate: Shows strong enthusiasm for games, idols, and football, e.g. hyping Vasco in “EU SOU VASCO DA GAMA...” and JRPGs in “metaphor é bom demais...”.
- Self‑reflective: Thinks critically about habits and media, like dropping Uma Musume after evaluating its design in “Uma Musume dropado por definitivo...” and noticing TV editing biases in “Assistindo Masterchef, eu percebo o quanto...”.
- Humorous: Uses sarcasm and memes even in annoyances, e.g. joking about selling games for 41 yen in “Mano vendi 4 jogos de Wii...” and calling themselves a 'subcelebridade de Twitter' in “Ala a subcelebridade de Twitter...”.
- Goal‑oriented: Sets and pursues concrete goals like JLPT N1 in “Indo fazer o N1 sem esperança nenhuma...” and planning to clear backlog when stopping work in “Quero consumir mais mídias esse ano...”.
Weaknesses:
- Health‑neglect: Repeatedly mentions serious health issues and overwork, e.g. “2026 começou daquele jeito, doente pra caralho...” and saying a recent illness forced a low‑budget Steam Deck in “Comprei um Steam Deck... por conta de recentes doenças”.
- Impulsivity: Shows impulsive spending and gacha rolling, like blowing ~50k yen at Comiket in “Comprei quase nada apenas mais de 50 mil ienes gastos em 1 dia...” and multiple intense gacha posts such as “APENAS 30 ROLLS MY BELOVED SEIA VEIO...”.
- Negative‑selftalk: Uses harsh language toward themselves and their situation, e.g. “Meu deus do céu isso aqui é sinal pra me suicidar” and calling returning to RJ a 'cidade de merda' in “Gente, o que tá rolando no RJ? Como eu poderia QUERER voltar...”.
- Time‑management: Struggles with schedules and dailies, like missing a purchase because they ignored the ticket time in “Cara que raiva eu não tinha lido q tinha que chegar até 10:30...” and complaining about 40+ minute Uma Musume dailies in “n aguento mais daily de 40+ minutos...”.
- Emotional‑reactivity: Reacts very intensely to sports and games, swinging between extremes, e.g. cursing Vasco in “VAI TOMA NO CU VASCO DA GAMA” shortly after passionately supporting them in “VAMOS VASCO!”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They line up closest with Lisa Simpson: smart, introspective, a bit anxious about the future, and deeply invested in their interests. Like Lisa obsessing over her passions, this user throws themselves into niche hobbies and media, whether it's JRPGs and VNs (“Quero consumir mais mídias esse ano… tentar jogar/ler mais VNs e os JRPG que eu deixei acumulado”) or idols and Comiket (“Comiket, irei sentir falta. Um dos melhores eventos que eu já participei”). Their multilingual side and study grind also echo Lisa’s academic streak, as seen when they talk about JLPT N1 (“Indo fazer o N1 sem esperança nenhuma mas to indo kkkkkk”) and language value (“Vale a pena estudar outras línguas...”). At the same time, they show emotional vulnerability and frustration about health and life circumstances (“Não é possível que minha saúde seja tão ruim assim...”, “Simplesmente de uma semana pra outra, meu mundo virou de cabeça pra baixo. Tudo por causa de uma Gripe”), which fits Lisa’s tendency toward melancholy and overthinking. Finally, their moral/reflective takes—like critiquing how MasterChef is edited to manipulate viewers (“eu percebo o quanto esses programas são fortemente editados para influenciar o pensamento do telespectador”)—parallel Lisa’s habit of analyzing media and society rather than just consuming it.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean Introvert: most tweets revolve around solitary hobbies like JRPGs, gacha, VNs, and watching shows, and even social experiences are described in a reflective, almost journal-like way rather than as active socializing, e.g. watching an entire idol stage during work (“Simplesmente assisti o day 1 de hasunosora diamond stage INTEIRO durante o trabalho hoje.”). There’s a clear Intuitive bent in how they enjoy analyzing patterns and concepts instead of just listing facts, such as their media critique in MasterChef’s editing and narrative manipulation (“eu percebo o quanto esses programas são fortemente editados para influenciar o pensamento do telespectador”), and their commentary on game design in Endfield’s tutorial structure (“cheio de termos que precisam ser explicados... É maçante… prefiro muito mais ficar livre cedo”). Their tone shows strong Thinking preference: they often evaluate systems and difficulty logically, like their stance on always playing games on the hardest difficulty for design reasons (“Jogar no mais difícil força o jogador a utilizar tudo disponível para completar os desafios”), and their criticism of Uma Musume’s time-inefficient design (“esse jogo não respeita o tempo de seus jogadores e seu conteúdo PvP é ruim”). The Perceiving side appears in their spontaneity and loose planning: impulsive purchases and over-spending at Comiket (“Comprei quase nada apenas mais de 50 mil ienes gastos em 1 dia...”), missing event times due to not reading details (“que raiva eu não tinha lido q tinha que chegar até 10:30 pra pegar o ticket”), and deciding on things like stopping work to consume more media somewhat flexibly (“vou parar de trabalhar a partir de março por algum tempo, tentar jogar/ler mais VNs e os JRPG que eu deixei acumulado”). Combining reflective, system-focused analysis (N/T) with a laid‑back, often last-minute lifestyle (P) and primarily inward, hobby-based focus (I) aligns best with INTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said Metaphor is so good it fixed your focus for 4.5 hours straight — if we went on a date, I’d try my best to be at least half as engaging as that session… but I promise zero unskippable tutorials like Endfield.
- You bought a Steam Deck ‘LCD low budget’ and still got it tuned — I may not be OLED either, but if you take me out I’ll overclock my charm just for you.
- As a Vasco da Gama believer who survived that 6–0 Fluminense scoreline and still tweets ‘VAMO VASCO’, I feel like your loyalty stat is maxed. Any chance I could be the gacha pull that finally treats you right?
- You drop Uma Musume because it doesn’t respect your time, you analyze Masterchef edits, and you’re grinding JLPT N1 — I’m just saying, anyone with that level of self‑awareness and discipline is exactly the kind of person I’d like to spend a long JRPG-style route with.
- You crossed the world from Rio’s Zona Norte to Tokyo, spent 50k yen at Comiket, and declared ‘Yukimi chan nunca muda’ — if you can be that devoted to a 2D idol, imagine how dangerously happy I’d be if you spared even one event ticket’s worth of attention for me.
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23 • Tokyo-based gamer & JRPG hoarder. Survived JLPT exams, deadly gachas & a Steam Deck impulse buy. Vasco on TV, idols in my headphones.– @BitGigbits
Your signature cocktail
Websexo Never Again Highball
The Websexo Never Again Highball mixes Japanese whisky for their life in Tokyo and love of otaku events like Comiket, echoing posts such as “Comiket, irei sentir falta. Um dos melhores eventos que eu já participei...”. A splash of Brazilian guaraná soda represents their Vasco da Gama passion and Rio roots, seen in fiery football tweets like “EU SOU VASCO DA GAMA, E NADA MAIS IREMOS JUNTOS ATÉ O FINAL...”. Bright yuzu juice captures their multilingual, upbeat side from posts like “Vale a pena estudar outras línguas...”, adding a tangy, curious edge. A touch of coffee liqueur nods to their late-night gaming and JRPG marathons, as in “Cara, metaphor é bom demais. Joguei 4 horas e meia seguidas desde que acordei hoje...”. Finally, a hint of saline solution (or sea salt) reflects the rough patches with health and stress, from “2026 começou daquele jeito, doente pra caralho.” to the dark humor of “Meu deus do céu isso aqui é sinal pra me suicidar”, balancing the sweetness with real-world bite—just like their timeline’s mix of suffering and peak moments, including the iconic “websexo nunca mais!!!”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently show a grounded, industrious, and loyal personality that aligns strongly with Hufflepuff. Their commitment to hard work and self‑improvement appears in choices like taking the JLPT N1 even while doubting their chances, reflecting quiet persistence and humility: “Indo fazer o N1 sem esperança nenhuma mas to indo kkkkkk” and later “Talvez com sorte eu passe… Mas com certeza próxima vez eu passo visto q achei mais tranquilo do que eu pensaria que seria.”. They’re also openly loyal to their passions and communities, especially Vasco da Gama and idol/otaku culture, repeatedly celebrating and suffering alongside their team and interests, e.g. “EU SOU, EU SOU. SOU! VASCO DA GAMA, TANTAS VEZES CAMPEÃO!!!!” and “Simplesmente assisti o day 1 de hasunosora diamond stage INTEIRO durante o trabalho hoje.”. Even when frustrated with games like Uma Musume, their criticism is grounded in fairness and respect for players’ time, as in “esse jogo não respeita o tempo de seus jogadores… Vale a pena jogar casualmente, mas não estou me divertindo mais. Continuarei acompanhando as historinhas por fora :)”. They balance sarcasm and strong language with an underlying kindness and thoughtfulness (e.g., nuanced comments on editing in reality TV and language learning), which fits the steady, down‑to‑earth ethos of Hufflepuff more than the flashier traits of Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, or Slytherin.
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Unravel - TK from Ling tosite sigure
A well-suited song for @BitGigbits is Unravel because it matches their mix of intensity, nerdy passion, and underlying fragility. They’re extremely expressive and dramatic about what they love and hate, from shouting about gacha like “Caralho mano começa logo essa desgraça de sorteio eu quero dormir eu vou trabalhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar” to celebrating pulls like “APENAS 30 ROLLS MY BELOVED SEIA VEIO PRA CASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”. At the same time, they talk openly about health and mental strain, like “Simplesmente de uma semana pra outra, meu mundo virou de cabeça pra baixo. Tudo por causa de uma Gripe” and “Não é possível que minha saúde seja tão ruim assim...”, which fits Unravel’s themes of frustration and feeling worn down. Their life swings between hype events (Comiket, idol shows, football finals) and exhaustion, seen in posts like “2026 começou daquele jeito, doente pra caralho. Pelos caralhos já” and “Gente, o que tá rolando no RJ? Como eu poderia QUERER voltar pra essa cidade de merda?”, mirroring the song’s emotional volatility. The combination of anime/gaming culture, intense emotional spikes, and introspective struggle makes Unravel a strong thematic fit for their online persona.
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