
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: introspective, creative, and a bit isolated, but deeply driven by art and ideas. Their feed is centered on thoughtful, emotionally loaded artwork and school projects, like “Piece for Art 101” and “Final painting for my intermediate oil painting class”, mirroring Lisa’s identity as the serious young artist in the family. They openly struggle with feeling disconnected from others, saying “Maybe I’m just not the kind of guy who is supposed to have friends. I’m ok with that, I guess”, which echoes Lisa’s recurring loneliness and sense of being misunderstood. Their posts often mix melancholy and big existential feelings, like “Sometimes, I hope there is a Heaven.” and “Only Narcissists Visit Their Own Graves.”, much like Lisa’s tendency to contemplate morality and purpose. Even their small jokes about tech and online life, such as “I do not know or understand what a ‘zine’ is.”, feel like Lisa’s earnest, slightly awkward attempts to navigate new social and cultural spaces.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem strongly introverted (I): they talk about struggling to make and keep friends online and off, e.g. “How do you make friends on the internet. I don’t understand.” and “Realizing that as soon as people are not forced to be physically around me they almost instantly stop being friends with me…”, and most posts center on their art and inner life rather than social events. Their work and captions show clear intuition (N), leaning into symbolism, metaphor, and existential themes like “Only Narcissists Visit Their Own Graves.”, “& I Want To Go Home, But I Am Home.”, and character-driven concepts rather than mundane details. They read as a strong feeling (F) type: they frame things in emotional and relational terms, such as “I won’t die with you, but I will be what they remember when you are gone.” and “Sometimes, I hope there is a Heaven.”, and often reflect on loneliness and meaning rather than logical analysis. Their life and art both look relatively perceiving (P): they admit to improvising with commissions and tools (“i made a strawpage : )” right after “What is a ‘straw page’?”), and say things like “I don’t really think this is very good but I don’t want to do anything about it”, suggesting a flexible, somewhat unstructured approach rather than rigid planning. Putting this together—introspective, metaphor-heavy, emotionally driven, and somewhat spontaneous—INFP best fits their tweeting style and artistic persona.

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Illustrator & oil paint enjoyer in WV. Draws weird little guys, religious guilt, and guard dogs. Watched Young Sheldon in the hospital once, survived.– @Bivkek

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with a smoked black tea and bourbon infusion, a nod to their moody, dramatic storytelling pieces like “Roadkill” and “Closed Casket Funeral” that give off a haunting, cinematic heaviness (“Closed Casket Funeral”). Blood orange bitters with clove bring in a sharp, slightly painful edge, echoing lines like “You only serve to destroy yourself” and “I’m tired of living on my knees”, where things hurt, but in a beautifully composed way. Lavender honey syrup softens it, representing the tenderness and yearning in posts like “& you’re the last best thing I’ve got going” and the sweetly awkward, vulnerable attempts at connection in “How do you make friends on the internet. I don’t understand.”. A splash of cloudy apple juice references the playful, slightly strange humor of “Apple core trend or something 🍏🍎” and their bright, occasionally whimsical posts like “Yippee!!”, adding a little childish joy to all the angst. Finally, the activated charcoal and silver luster rim evoke the gothic, self-mythologizing streak of lines like “Only Narcissists Visit Their Own Graves.” and the ever-present mouse/rat persona 🐁 (“🐁”), making the cocktail look like something a slightly unhinged but very committed art student would post as “The most extraordinary thing in the world.” (“The most extraordinary thing in the world.”)

Your Hogwarts House
Their profile and tweets point most strongly to Ravenclaw because of how intensely they think, analyze, and create. They constantly explore ideas and aesthetics through original art with reflective, almost philosophical titles like “Only Narcissists Visit Their Own Graves.”, “The monsters we were, The monsters we will become.”, and “& I Want To Go Home, But I Am Home.”, which shows a deep, contemplative inner life. Their curiosity about unfamiliar concepts is explicit in posts like “What is a ‘straw page’?” and “I do not know or understand what a ‘zine’ is. Or how you make one. Just sort of in general the whole thing.”, where they openly puzzle through new internet/art-world tools. The sheer volume of character designs, redraws, and class projects—such as “Piece for Art 101”, “Sticker designs for class”, and multiple “Redraw” posts—shows a studious, iterative approach to their craft that fits Ravenclaw’s love of learning and mastery. Even their humor leans cerebral and self-aware, like “Every time I open this app I see ‘mouthwashing’ content.” and the dry observation about bots in “They love me so much and will spare me when the singularity occurs ❤️”. While there are hints of Hufflepuff warmth and Slytherin self-preservation, the dominant throughline is intellectual curiosity and creative, reflective thinking—classic Ravenclaw traits.

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A song by The Mountain Goats fits them best, especially I Want To Go Home, because their timeline is filled with raw, diaristic emotion, loneliness, and morbid tenderness. They literally echo the same sentiment in “& I Want To Go Home, But I Am Home.”, which parallels the song’s feeling of being trapped inside your own life and body. Their art often wrestles with pain and self-destruction, like “You only serve to destroy yourself” and “I’m tired of living on my knees”, themes that are central to many Mountain Goats songs about enduring suffering with a strange, stubborn hope. At the same time, there’s a dark humor and specificity—watching sitcoms in the hospital in “Watching Young Sheldon in The Hospital” and their self-effacing social posts like “How do you make friends on the internet. I don’t understand.”—that mirrors the band’s mix of bleakness and wry, human detail. Their recurring focus on weird guys, doomed relationships, and fragile connections, such as “& you’re the last best thing I’ve got going”, aligns closely with The Mountain Goats’ narratives of love, damage, and survival.

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