Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Supportive friend: Boosts others’ work and friends, like telling people to support their bestie “GO AND SUPPORT MY BESTIE RIGHT NOW ‼️‼️‼️‼️” and hyping oomfs’ posts “you guys should totally look at this right NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!”.
- Creative writer: Regularly shares and experiments with fiction, including horror, and worries about where to post writing, like “GUESS WHOS BACK WITH WRITING!!! I wanted to experiment a bit with my writing” and “slowly realizing Twitter is not the best place to post writing but like where else would o put it….”.
- Artistic editor: Makes edits and visual projects with care, such as the yuri edit “i love yuri and so i made a yuriful edit!!” and the Kazuscara edit “whatever go my kazuscara edit bleh”.
- Humorous self-aware: Uses self-deprecating humor and meta jokes about posting, like “the thing about hit tweets is that they actually have to hit someone and if you’re a small account in the desert the only thing you’ll hit is yourself” and “4 likes on a random reply call that shit my biggest hit in 6 or 7 months”.
- Passionate fan: Shows strong enthusiasm for games and media, like screaming over Genshin story and characters “the way both sandrone never saw her true eyes and that the first time columbina truly saw her was her corpse oh john genshin when I GET YOU” and hyping Fortnite events “BEST LIVE EVENT OF ALL TIME FORTNITE IS ACTUALLY BACK HOLY SHIT”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh self-criticism: Talks about their work as flops and jokes about being washed, like “lowkey the biggest flop of my career” and “Realizing I’m lucky if my post even get one like a week oh I’m genuinely so washed”.
- Engagement fixation: Focuses a lot on likes and hit tweets, such as “why do interaction bait if even my normal tweets can’t even get a like bro double of nothing is still NOTHING” and “sometimes I wish I had more followers”.
- Academic stress: Expresses being overwhelmed by schoolwork, like “doing 9 weeks of homework in the first week back from school call that shit a cry for help” and complaining about punishment homework “school cancelled and I got 50 math problems for homework as punishment”.
- Public vulnerability: Shares heavy feelings and dark humor openly, e.g. “which flavor of kms do I choose…” and using crisis language about work and posting, which can worry others and affect their own mood.
- Perfection pressure: Talks about writing and edits with anxiety about quality and reception, like “enjoy if its good and kill me if its not!!!” and calling an edit a “certified flop” they hope to salvage “certified flop but maybe shitty editing will save it…”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They come off as creative, introspective, and a bit melodramatic in an endearing way, which fits Lisa Simpson best. Like Lisa obsessing over niche interests (jazz, books), Bizzy is deeply into specific fandoms and art, from “my looey art thread on priv has hit 90 tweets 356 images of looey,,glup!” to edits like “i love yuri and so i made a yuriful edit!!”. They’re academically stressed and self-aware, echoing Lisa’s overachiever anxiety, as seen in “doing 9 weeks of homework in the first week back from school call that shit a cry for help” and “school cancelled and I got 50 math problems for homework as punishment”. Their mix of self-deprecating humor and craving for recognition parallels Lisa’s struggle to be seen, like “Realizing I’m lucky if my post even get one like a week oh I’m genuinely so washed” and “sometimes I wish I had more followers but at the same that’s more people pointing and laughing at me so maybe it’s for the best we stay a small micro nation”. Finally, their idealism and emotional intensity about media and friends—“GO AND SUPPORT MY BESTIE RIGHT NOW ‼️‼️‼️‼️”—match Lisa’s passionate, heartfelt nature more than any other Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: they frequently joke about being a tiny, low‑interaction account and a hermit with a small circle, like “sometimes I wish I had more followers but at the same that’s more people pointing and laughing at me so maybe it’s for the best we stay a small micro nation” and having a priv for “close oomfs only,” which signals valuing intimacy over broad social exposure. Their humor and interests show strong Intuition: they love abstract/fictional worlds and symbolism (Genshin, lore, yuri narratives, horror writing), as in “the way both sandrone never saw her true eyes and that the first time columbina truly saw her was her corpse oh john genshin when I GET YOU”, and they play with conceptual jokes like “the concept of oomf”. They appear more Feeling than Thinking: they center emotional reactions, attachment to characters, and support for friends—e.g., “LRT nobody checks my post really but you should GO AND SUPPORT MY BESTIE RIGHT NOW ‼️‼️‼️‼️” and “EVERYONE TELL MY BEAUTIFUL KIN HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIGHT NOW FURINA I HAVE AND ALWAYS WILL LOVE YOU MY GLORIOUS QUEEN”—rather than structured logical takes. Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving: they complain about procrastinated homework and chaos (“doing 9 weeks of homework in the first week back from school call that shit a cry for help”) and make lots of spontaneous creative posts like “will i finish this writing first or die lets find out”, suggesting flexible, last‑minute energy rather than rigid planning. Taken together—private but expressive, imaginative and fandom‑heavy, emotionally driven, and somewhat disorganized—they best fit INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If six hours of Terraria with oomfs felt like the fastest night of your life, imagine how fast time would fly if we spent a whole starward journey together—no seven jokes, just you hard-carrying my chud ass.
- You said you’re lucky if a post gets one like a week—if I could like you as many times as you made Looey art (all 356 images), you’d be more boosted than a free C6R5 Columbina banner.
- You wrote that under her gaze the ocean feels ever still—Admist the sea, may I be the Wispy to your moonlight beloved and the oomf who actually reads every story instead of accusing you of using Arial-gpt.
- Fortnite queues, 10 matches of dying off spawn, no dailies done… clearly RNG hates you. Want to balance it out by queueing with me? I promise I’ll be less of a flop than your ‘biggest hit’ four-like reply.
- You’re out here screaming about Columbina, Sandrone, Skirk, yuri edits, and 26 hours of Dandy’s World with no Bobette—statistically speaking, you’ve earned at least one gay little side quest where someone flirts with you properly, so… hi, I volunteer as your limited-time event.
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Your new Twitter bio
17 • writer, editor & professional homework avoider. Once accused of being ChatGPT because I used Arial. Expect yuri, games, and the occasional meltdown.– @BizzySobbing
Your signature cocktail
Starward Chud Elixir
Blue curaçao captures their whole ‘admist the sea’ vibe and dreamy, star-loving bio, echoing the line in their profile: ★ “May this journey lead us starward.” ★. Spiced rum reflects the chaotic chud energy of playing games with oomfs for 6–7 hours straight, as seen in “Played terraria with oomfs for like 6 hours holy fuck… I love my chud life I missed this era”. Lychee juice adds a sweet, slightly floral softness that nods to their love of yuri and whimsical OCs, like when they say “I LOVE LESBIANS!!!” and call their sona “so whimsical.” Tonic water adds a lightly bitter fizz for the school stress and micro-account angst in posts like “doing 9 weeks of homework in the first week back from school call that shit a cry for help” and “the thing about hit tweets is that they actually have to hit someone…”. Finally, edible silver glitter represents their starward ambitions and desire for their writing and edits to shine despite flop anxiety, as hinted in “lowkey the biggest flop of my career” and their excited returns to making stuff like “and we're back in hell again uhm hi i wrote again!!”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Bizzy’s strongest throughline is creativity and a love of ideas, which points most clearly to Ravenclaw. They repeatedly center writing and experimentation for its own sake, like when they say they’re "BACK WITH WRITING" and mention wanting "to experiment a bit with my writing" in a horror piece: “GUESS WHOS BACK WITH WRITING!!! I wanted to experiment a bit with my writing so light tw for some horror...”. They also talk about platform choice and audience in an almost analytical way: “slowly realizing Twitter is not the best place to post writing but like where else would o put it….🥀”, and joke about supply/demand for yaoi fics to build an audience: “I need to start posting more yaoi fics to get an audience or something lalalala supply and demand,, business things”. Their humor often hinges on clever wordplay and conceptual jokes—like “trapped in the closet call that Schrödinger’s fäg” and the surreal dream line "horses are like Jacob": “insane quotes that sounded like they were from another world… the only quote I remember is ‘horses are like Jacob’”—which is very Ravenclaw-coded wit. While they do show loyalty to friends and oomfs (a Hufflepuff trait), their identity online is much more about being a creative, slightly self-deprecating ideas person than about ambition or raw bravery, making Ravenclaw the best fit overall.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A song that best fits Bizzy is “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance, because it captures the chaotic, self-aware, and half-joking angst that runs through their timeline. They constantly joke about school stress and burnout, like “doing 9 weeks of homework in the first week back from school call that shit a cry for help” and “school cancelled and I got 50 math problems for homework as punishment”, which fits the song’s theme of pressure and frustration in adolescence. Their posts mix dark humor with genuine exhaustion, such as “which flavor of kms do I choose…” and “will i finish this writing first or die lets find out”, echoing the song’s defiant, overwhelmed tone. At the same time, they’re still having fun with fandoms and friends—“Played terraria with oomfs for like 6 hours holy fuck… I love my chud life I missed this era” and “sometimes I wish I had more followers but at the same that’s more people pointing and laughing at me so maybe it’s for the best we stay a small micro nation”—which matches the song’s balance of cynicism and camaraderie among teens. Overall, “Teenagers” fits their persona as a dramatic, funny, slightly overwhelmed 17-year-old navigating school, fandom, and identity with loud, theatrical emotion.
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