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Your Simpsons character
The user's aggressive, profane style and disdain for authority mirrors Bart Simpson's rebellious nature. For example, they tweet "Why in the actual FUCK was I blocked. WHAT THE FUCK?????!!!!?!?!?!?&?!?????" showing a typical Bart‑like outburst. Their frequent profanity and crude jokes like "Hot take: rape is an L crime. Leave that to the inmates." also echo Bart's tendency to say shocking things without filter. The random, chaotic rant about video games and pop culture, such as "When did Mario get so fucking garbage???" is similar to Bart's impulsive commentary. Overall, the combination of teenage angst, profanity, and a love for edgy humor aligns best with Bart Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
BjCocksworthIII exhibits strong Extraversion (E) by constantly engaging with external events, seeking opinions, and posting frequent public updates on personal dramas, as seen in "What does everyone think? Is A Serbian Film, W media?" They show Sensing (S) by focusing on concrete details and factual observations, meticulously detailing the disturbing actions of their 'ex-friend' rather than abstract concepts, such as "He just told me, that incest is perfectly acceptable, granted that that person... is already deceased." Their direct, often blunt, and critical judgments, like "Hot take: rape is an L crime. Leave that to the inmates," point to Thinking (T). Finally, their spontaneous, reactive nature, continuous 'further updates' on evolving situations, and open-ended questions for advice ("Guys, my good friend just admitted to me that he's a lolicon. Please give me advice") suggest a Perceiving (P) preference.

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Gamer & anime fan. Virtual 'Shadow Moses' resident who once beat Yakuza 0 in a single night. Sharing game insights, memes, and occasional hot takes.– @BjCocksworthIII

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The Shadow Moses Rage blends smoky mezcal, a nod to the user’s self‑declared home on Shadow Moses Island, with Japanese whisky that honors their love of Yakuza and other Japanese games. Green Chartreuse adds a Minecraft‑green twist, reflecting the endless updates about their ‘pedophilic Minecraft YouTuber ex‑friend.’ A splash of absinthe brings the chaotic, unfiltered energy of tweets like 'I wish replies were on, because these are the truest fucking words ever spoken.' Finally, a dash of hot sauce gives the drink its fiery bite, just like the outburst in 'Why in the actual FUCK was I blocked.' Together, this cocktail mirrors the user’s volatile vibe and dark humor, echoing lines such as 'Hot take: rape is an L crime.'

Your Hogwarts House
BjCocksworthIII exhibits strong Slytherin traits, primarily ambition, self-preservation, and a determined pursuit of his own agenda. He demonstrates a relentless assertion of his identity and opinions, as seen in his bio's defensive stance ("I am not gay... But I am 100% STRAIGHT") and his tweets defining "real men." There's a clear desire for influence and recognition, evidenced by tagging @RGGStudio to "Make it happen!!!" for a game dub and using marketing hashtags like "#sponsor #Ad." Furthermore, his continuous public campaign against his "pedophilic Minecraft YouTuber ex friend," including the threat to "doxx him frfr," showcases a cunning and determined approach to assert moral superiority and control. This calculated leveraging of situations for public engagement, combined with his often aggressive and provocative takes on various subjects, strongly aligns with Slytherin's core values.

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The aggressive, frustrated tone of “Break Stuff” by Limp Bizkit matches @BjCocksworthIII’s constant ranting. Their tweet "Why in the actual FUCK was I blocked. WHAT THE FUCK?????!!!!?!?!?!?&?!?????" shows raw anger that the song’s opening line “It’s just one of those days when you feel like everything is going wrong” captures. The chorus “Break stuff” mirrors their repeated destructive language such as "Holy fuck, didn't think it could get any worse (it didn't), head to head castleslop, get me off this list." Their hostile view on topics like "Hot take: rape is an L crime. Leave that to the inmates." reflects the song’s unapologetic, confrontational vibe.

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