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Your Simpsons character
Nico mirrors Lisa Simpson's introspective and often melancholic nature, frequently sharing deep personal anxieties about her identity and future. Much like Lisa's obsessive tendencies and high self-imposed standards, Nico expresses extreme frustration over her perceived failures, such as when she says, “i keep seeing people say that calories don't reset at midnight but then when do they reset??”. Both individuals possess a creative side, with Nico contemplating a return to her musical roots: “should i buy a violin and start playing again?”. Ultimately, Nico's tendency to “talk and talk and talk into the void” on Twitter reflects the same search for connection and validation that the often-misunderstood Lisa seeks in The Simpsons.

Your MBTI personality Type
Nico exhibits Introversion and a need for solitude, frequently retreating to her 'natural habitat' on Twitter or expressing relief when she can 'sleep thru the entire day'. Her Sensing trait is clear through a hyper-fixation on physical details and data, such as recording that she lost '14.2lbs in 19 days' and reacting to immediate bodily sensations like her knee hurting. Driven by Feeling, her posts are deeply emotional and reactive, often venting frustrations about her family or her 'commitment issues' relationship. Finally, her Perceiving nature is shown through spontaneous decisions, like questioning if she should 'buy a violin and start playing again' or suddenly deciding to 'shave my head tn' to see her true weight.

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5’9” | 18. Aspiring violinist once sidelined by tennis elbow, now focused on recovery and health. Catch me watching JJK or debating the best way to prep seaweed.– @bl00dr3dr0s3

Your signature cocktail
This experimental drink captures the chaos of a 'shedtwt' lifestyle, mixing the bitterness of a “stupid fucking disorder” with the sweetness of an 18-year-old who just wants to “be a man.” The smoky mezcal reflects their frequent vaping, while the seaweed garnish honors their recent “obsession” and low-calorie preference. It is served strong to match their refusal to be “safe” regarding weight loss, finished with a dark red hue to match their “bl00dr3dr0s3” aesthetic and transition away from “being pink.”

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Nico demonstrates the ambition and resourcefulness typical of Slytherin, particularly through her hyper-fixation on self-preservation and personal goals. She exhibits a cunning disregard for conventional rules when they conflict with her objectives, stating “OK WELL I DONT FUCJING CARE ABT BEING SAFE” regarding her weight loss methods. Her resourcefulness is evident in her tactical planning, such as “writing out my plans for the day so i do them” and figuring out how to “sneak my trash bags outside” to avoid detection. Furthermore, her intense focus on status and specific aesthetic results, like being “tired of being pink” and curating her digital identity, aligns with the house's emphasis on image and self-transformation.

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This song perfectly mirrors Nico's intense struggle with body image and the obsession with numbers found throughout her feed, specifically her frustration that “2lbs a week is 'dangerous'”. The lyrics about skin and physical dissatisfaction resonate with her experience of “psychogenic itching from dermatillomania” and her desire to “shave my head tn i need to know how much i really weigh”. The track's themes of counting calories and comparing oneself to digital ideals align with her preoccupation over “how pinterest sees you” and the distress of failing a “metab day”. Ultimately, the song captures the cycle of self-hatred and the desperate hope for “loose pants” that defines much of her online presence.

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