Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative artistic talent: Frequently shares original artwork and design iterations, such as “1953 war machine ginika!”.
- Deep lore knowledge: Demonstrates extensive familiarity with The War of the Worlds history, citing “father Wells” and specific machine designs.
- Niche community engagement: Actively participates in fandom trends and encourages fellow artists by telling them to “hop on the trend twin”.
- Imaginative roleplayer: Maintains a distinct character voice for the “artillerywoman” persona across multiple interactions.
- Honest self-expression: Openly shares personal preferences and identity requests, such as asking for “bottom surgery”.
Weaknesses:
- Volatile temperament: Displays sudden outbursts of frustration, such as tweeting “NO, I'M TIRED... IM OUT” when annoyed.
- Harsh critical tone: Can be abrasive toward others' designs or presence, calling someone a “CHEETO shaped single celular organism”.
- Poor impulse control: Admits to social lapses, explicitly stating “Sorry, I got Carried away” after a series of posts.
- Internet platform cynicism: Expresses broad negativity toward other communities, bluntly stating “I fucking hate reddit”.
- Macabre humor: Uses unsettling imagery in jokes, such as describing “munchies for human blood”.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Like Jeff Albertson, @Bl00dy_M4rti4n5 is a niche obsessive who spends their time critiquing specific designs within their favorite franchise, The War of the Worlds. They show a typical 'nerd' elitism when comparing different versions of tripods, stating “What the hell are those inferior designs? The latter (Correa tripod) are much better” and frequently using fan-community slang like “Did I cook again chat?” and “Peakest of peaks”. Their personality is marked by a blend of deep lore knowledge and a cynical, dismissive attitude toward things they dislike, famously declaring “I fucking hate reddit...”. Ultimately, their devotion to 'Father Wells' and the meticulous analysis of Martian biology mirrors Comic Book Guy’s total immersion in his own fictional worlds.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Bl00dy_M4rti4n5 demonstrates Introversion (I) through a preference for solitude and cozy, indoor spaces, as seen when they mention it is “nice and cozy down here” and lament that there is “only me left”. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their theoretical musings on character biology, such as the idea that Martians are “very fragile outside the machines” and the use of 'ginkas' to personify abstract war machines. The user shows Thinking (T) traits through blunt, often sardonic humor and logical critiques, such as calling a design an “inferior design” or criticizing others' logic with “That's your battery dumnut”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature is reflected in a spontaneous, creative workflow where they admit to getting “carried away” while drawing and having “no straight idea of what to do” before starting a project.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Martian? Because you can have the whole planet if you just give me a chance to be your 'bottom surgery' funder.
- Forget the Red Weed—I've got a case of the munchies for you, and I promise I'm much sweeter than grape-flavored human.
- Is your heat ray malfunctioning? Because you've got me feeling more 'boiled alive' than a dude in a tripod.
- I know you think it's dangerous to go out, but I'd let you be my guide through the wasteland any day, 'lil missy.'
- You said the Martians are just huge brains with no bones, but you've been running through my head all day—it must be exhausting to be that fragile.
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Your new Twitter bio
Illustrating the end of the world through H.G. Wells-inspired art. London-based artist. Ask about the time I tried to microwave 'red weed'—it didn’t end well.– @Bl00dy_M4rti4n5
Your signature cocktail
The 12-Pounder Lucky Shot
This experimental cocktail captures a Londoner surviving a Martian invasion with a gritty, 'atom punk' flair. The base of London Dry Gin honors their location, while the bitter grapefruit and red currant represent the Martian diet, as they claim “Grape flavor isn't worth it” and joke about being “high on red weed”. The smoky Scotch floater is a nod to their headcanon that the characters “sound more Scottish for some reason”, while the silver leaf mimics the “diamond armor” of the tripods. It’s a strong, complex drink for someone who would rather “poke that with my bayonet” than give up the planet.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Bl00dy_M4rti4n5 demonstrates a strong Ravenclaw profile through their creative artistry and deep analytical interest in H.G. Wells' lore. Their creativity shines in tweets like “1953 war machine ginika!”, where they reimagine sci-fi concepts as unique characters. They possess an intellectual curiosity for design and biology, providing detailed observations such as how “martians do sound like they would be very fragile outside the machines” due to their lack of bones. Furthermore, they appreciate nuance in their fandom, noting a “love of learning” regarding the history of graphic novels. This combination of artistic expression and scholarly attention to detail defines their wit and wisdom.
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Your song
The Eve of the War - Jeff Wayne
The user is deeply immersed in The War of the Worlds fandom, even quoting the iconic opening line in their bio: “It never was a war, any more than there's war between man and ants”. Their content frequently revolves around Martian biology and tripod designs, such as their headcanon that “the martians do sound like they would be very fragile outside the machines”. They often roleplay as a survivor or a Martian-adjacent character, lamenting the invasion with tweets like “What the bloody hell are the martians doing???”. The Eve of the War perfectly encapsulates this atmospheric, Victorian-apocalyptic aesthetic they consistently curate. The song’s blend of orchestral dread and rock energy matches their blend of historical appreciation for 'Father Wells' and modern internet humor.
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