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Your Simpsons character
Much like Lisa Simpson in her most existential and nihilistic moments, this user displays a deep sense of cynicism and intellectual isolation, often feeling misunderstood by those around them. They express a similar frustration with social dynamics, stating “i HATEEEEEE when people say i have a lot of friends JUST BECAUSE I KNOW PEOPLE, LIKE SHUT UP THEYRE NOT MY FRIENDS” and lamenting that “you'll never win against a stupid person who doesnt think theyre stupid”. While Lisa is often the moral compass of The Simpsons, she also struggles with intense bouts of depression and the weight of the world, mirroring the user’s darker posts such as “attempting bc i should be dead but i know i wont die but doesnt hurt to try”. Despite the heavy themes, there is a lingering attachment to youthful interests, much like Lisa’s saxophone or ponies, seen in the user's comment: “I love drinking coffee from my fnaf cup”.

Your MBTI personality Type
Nek1 demonstrates Introversion (I) through a self-focused, internal world, expressing frustration with being perceived as social in the tweet “I HATEEEEEE when people say i have a lot of friends... THEYRE NOT MY FRIENDS”. They exhibit Intuition (N) by processing their experiences through metaphors and abstract fixations rather than practical solutions, such as their preoccupation with community belonging and the symbolic “mourning for shtwt and that red thread”. Their Feeling (F) preference is evident in their intensely emotional and raw communication style, often centered on personal pain or affection, like wishing a “gf would kiss my forehead and then kill me”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) trait shows in their impulsive, stream-of-consciousness posting habits and the spontaneous decision that “okay im deleting everything”.

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Aspiring creative and FNAF enthusiast. When I'm not sipping coffee from my favorite animatronic cup, I'm navigating life's ups and downs with my cat by my side.– @bl00dyfailurw

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This cocktail is a volatile mix of teenage angst and 'heavenly' aesthetics, served cold to match their desire for winter. The base is inspired by their love for “drinking coffee from my fnaf cup”, providing a jittery energy that masks a deeper bitterness. The sour cherry reflects their frustration with medication and weight, especially the claim that “all the meds she gave me slow down the weight loss”. The jagged sugar rim represents the sharp, self-destructive edge of someone who “found glass cut with glass” when their blades were dull. Ultimately, it’s a strong, experimental drink for someone who admits they are “in my worst relapse ever” while maintaining a chaotic, hyper-online persona.

Your Hogwarts House
The user demonstrates a classic Slytherin focus on self-preservation and a disdain for those they perceive as beneath them, stating “you'll never win against a stupid person who doesnt think theyre stupid”. Their resourcefulness, albeit channeled through dark themes, is evident in their ability to adapt when lacking tools, noting how they “dull blades found glass cut with glass”. They exhibit an elitist attitude toward social circles, aggressively clarifying that “JUST BECAUSE I KNOW PEOPLE, LIKE SHUT UP THEYRE NOT MY FRIENDS”. This combination of extreme emotional intensity, exclusivity, and a blunt, unfiltered worldview aligns most closely with the raw, often volatile traits found in Slytherin house.

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The user’s profile is deeply immersed in communities focused on self-harm and body dysmorphia, specifically citing hashtags like #shedtwt and expressing intense frustration over “my issues with my weight and then all the meds she gave me slow down the weight loss”. Prom Queen reflects this internal struggle with body image and the feeling of never being 'enough,' which mirrors the user’s distress when they claim “the cuts gave me depression theyre so fucking small”. Their content oscillates between typical teenage interests and severe cries for help, such as “attempting bc i should be dead but i know i wont die”, capturing the song's themes of youthful vulnerability and self-loathing. Ultimately, the song encapsulates the tragic intersection of adolescence and the harmful pursuit of 'thinspo' aesthetics mentioned when they ask if saying “your dick so thinspo” is offensive.

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