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Like Lisa, this user possesses a high-functioning, intellectual personality marked by a deep interest in complex science, history, and social justice. They exhibit a characteristic blend of academic curiosity, such as “using ai for non trivial calculations”, and a cynical, moralistic worldview that often finds them “irritating courts en route with a blatant disregard for due process”. This user frequently expresses frustration with the lack of integrity in those around them, noting that “your lack of integrity isn't social competence”. Ultimately, their blend of sophisticated interests—ranging from “orphic cosmology” to the “state of science in 1853”—mirrors Lisa’s status as the misunderstood polymath and conscience of her community.

Your MBTI personality Type
Gabriel exhibits the Introverted (I) and Intuitive (N) traits of a 'Mastermind' through his solitary focus on high-level theoretical concepts and a distaste for social performance, noting that “a lot of x/twitter/bluesky makes sense once you internalize those are the people that can't make it past the bouncer”. His Thinking (T) preference is evident in his blunt, analytical approach to science and politics, such as when he defines “narcisssism as a measure of how much cognitive dissonance one will tolerate if the facts are contrary to one's interests”. He demonstrates a Judging (J) orientation through his structured pursuit of knowledge and his demand for integrity and due process, harshly critiquing those who “implement the most hair raisingly reactionary law and order policy... irritating courts en route with a blatant disregard for due process”. Ultimately, his preoccupation with future-oriented systems like AGI and transhumanism, combined with a cynical, logic-driven worldview, aligns perfectly with the INTJ profile.

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Physicist in Berlin exploring the intersection of AI, thermodynamics, and the history of science. Once used Gemini to calculate hybrid airplane lift. Dharma roller.– @Blablablab1ub

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This drink captures the high-intellect, slightly cynical energy of a 'dharma roller' based in Berlin. The smoky rye and bitter Fernet reflect a sharp disdain for the “hair piece bureaucrat” and the “narcisssism” of the modern world. The experimental argon-honey syrup nods to their fascination with sci-fi efficiencies and the belief that “we should be calling the real kind of machine learning researcher cyberneticist again.” Finally, the absinthe provides a mystical, ritualistic depth, perfect for someone exploring the “rabbit hole” of Orphic cosmology while waiting for “llms to decompile old binaries.”

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Gabriel demonstrates an intense, polymathic intellectual curiosity, ranging from quantum physics and cybernetics to ancient Orphic cosmology. They display a deep commitment to analytical rigor, frequently “brainstorming with a computational intern” and critiquing the “state of science” with a sharp, discerning wit. Their love of learning is evidenced by their appreciation for niche historical texts, noting that “ordering records from japan restores hope in mankind” and finding joy in the fact that “russell obsessing over orphism” clarifies complex historical rabbit holes. Even their critiques of AI focus on its cognitive limitations, such as “gemini's 1 million token Alzheimer's context window”, reflecting a Ravenclaw’s preference for precision and expanded consciousness over mere utility.

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@Blablablab1ub possesses a deeply analytical and cynical worldview, often critiquing the hollowness of modern discourse and technological progress. This aligns with the song's themes of social alienation and the inability of people to truly communicate, as seen when they lament that “a lot of x/twitter/bluesky makes sense once you internalize those are the people that can't make it past the bouncer”. Their fascination with the dark side of science and the eventual erasure of humanity via AGI, noting that “agi will in fact end mankind... we are simply getting rationalized away bit by bit”, mirrors the song's haunting vision of a world losing its soul to artificiality. Furthermore, their disdain for superficiality and “the more hausdorff, the more civilization” reflects a preference for complex, underlying mathematical truths over the noisy “disgusting bots” of the digital age.

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