Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares feelings like in “so, im not loved anymore. and. i wish i was dead.” and “would you hold me and let me cry just this once”.
- Humorous: Uses dark and self-deprecating humor in posts like “dead dead dead and gone i died” and “how i sleep with my account in the negatives”.
- Hardworking: Keeps going back to the lab despite injuries, e.g. “going to the lab todayy so i dont get my ass kicked for never showing upp” and “back to work i go!!!”.
- Caring: Shows concern for others, like worrying about causing worry in “ive been out too long i dont want to cause any worry” and defending their cat in “you cant just throw my cat outside”.
- Creative: Mentions drawing and OC parody, e.g. bio “P! OC parody acc” and posts like “// why do i draw the dumbest stuff 🥀”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-neglect: Avoids medical care despite injury in “i will not be taking any pain medicine. or seeing a doctor for my likely fractured ankle.” and ignores bleeding in “i give up im just gonna bleed out to death.”.
- Alcohol-dependence: Frequently centers plans around alcohol, e.g. “what time is the liquor store open till. im just gonna walk over there” and “blaming this on the rerise of my daily drinking.”.
- Risk-taking: Endangers self with experiments like “a few gear tests away from blowing myself to pieces and a few acid tests away from heart failure.” and gear malfunctions in “my fucking gear malfunctioned again. i dont feel good”.
- Family-avoidant: Repeatedly blocks family, shown in “guess who reblocked contact with her entire family again.” and distances from sister in “i would tell her directly but i blocked her again.”.
- Hopelessness: Expresses suicidal and defeated thoughts in “i wish i was dead.”, “this is the end im dead. dead!!! death by headache”, and “my life is still ruined btw.”.
Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak
The account most closely matches Moe Szyslak. Like Moe, they’re chronically depressed, self-deprecating, and flirt with morbid thoughts, as seen in posts like “so, im not loved anymore. and. i wish i was dead.” and joking about being “dead dead dead and gone i died” in multiple tweets. Their heavy reliance on alcohol and fixation on liquor stores mirrors Moe’s bar-centered life, with tweets such as “actually, what time is the liquor store open till. im just gonna walk over there” and “WHAT AM I GONNA DO YOU CANT EXPECT ME TO DRINK NORMAL THINGS LIKE WATER OR TEA AGHHH”. They also show a grumpy yet vulnerable side—mean, snappy humor mixed with obvious loneliness—as in “someone said i need to get rid of my coat because it ‘looks like a crime scene’ i hope they drive off a bridge this morning” and “would you hold me and let me cry just this once”. Finally, their precarious job situation full of dangerous experiments and talk of quitting (“i want to quit so bad”, “a few gear tests away from blowing myself to pieces”) fits Moe’s chaotic, barely-held-together lifestyle rather than a more stable or optimistic character like Homer or Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They come across as strongly introverted: they often talk about being alone, avoiding people, and wanting to go home, like when they say “ive been out too long i dont want to cause any worry” and joke about rotting away instead of working in “i hate… working every day…. i miss rotting away…. ouhhhhh…,”. Their focus is more on emotional states, meaning, and dramatic inner narratives than on concrete, practical details, which suggests Intuition; for example, they describe existential feelings and self-destruction in “i dont know!!! i think im a few gear tests away from blowing myself to pieces and a few acid tests away from heart failure.” and frame their job in terms of purpose and risk rather than day-to-day tasks in “is it reallyy a good idea to quit my job”job” though”. Their decisions and reactions are clearly Feeling‑oriented: they center personal hurt, relationships, and emotional validation, e.g. “so, im not loved anymore. and. i wish i was dead.” and the guilty, affection‑seeking tone in “would you hold me and let me cry just this once”. Finally, they seem highly spontaneous, disorganized, and reactive rather than structured, constantly changing their mind and procrastinating, such as “okay, i’ve procrastinated enough this morning. time to walk to work.” and impulsively deciding to walk to the liquor store in “actually, what time is the liquor store open till. im just gonna walk over there”, which supports a Perceiving preference. All together, the introspective isolation, emotional intensity, self-deprecating humor, and lack of rigid structure are most consistent with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You: “why is the water wet i dont like it.” Me: that’s fine, skip the shower—just come complain about it in my passenger seat and I’ll drive you to the liquor store before it closes.
- You keep saying “im dead dead dead and gone i died” and “woah i think he died again,” but if you’re gonna respawn that often, can I at least be your designated save point at Blackrock 1/1/5?
- You debate quitting the lab because you’re “a few gear tests away from blowing [yourself] to pieces” and “a few acid tests away from heart failure” — have you considered switching to a safer experiment, like testing whether holding my hand lowers your stress levels?
- On 2025‑06‑09 you said “wow my spawnday… catch me in bed all day!” Next spawnday, how about a patch: same plan, but I bring cheap beer, snacks, and make sure your cat doesn’t judge your coat.
- You walked home bleeding from malfunctioning gear, limped on a probably fractured ankle, and still dragged yourself to work because you felt “lazy as SHIT.” I don’t have a punchline, I just think anyone that stubbornly self-destructive and still feeding their cat at 3am is exactly my type—can I take you out somewhere that doesn’t end in an injury report?
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Your new Twitter bio
Lab rat in my own experiments, part-time star gazer from Blackrock. Frequently injured, occasionally productive, always finding my way back from the brink.– @blackh0leb0mb
Your signature cocktail
The Liquor Store Liminality
This cocktail is strong and a little unhinged, just like walking to the corner store in the freezing night because, as they say, “actually, what time is the liquor store open till. im just gonna walk over there”. Overproof dark rum captures their self-destructive bravado and refusal to slow down, echoing “i tripped and busted my ass… i will not be taking any pain medicine. or seeing a doctor”. The cold brew coffee is for their constant exhaustion and lab grind—see “i hate… working every day…. i miss rotting away…. ouhhhhh…,”—but keeps them shambling forward. Blackberry liqueur adds a bruised sweetness for those rare soft admissions like “would you hold me and let me cry just this once”. Sea salt–smoked syrup nods to all the cold nights by the water and in the street—“the stars reflect so nicely on the water”, “its so fucking cold outside”—adding a harsh edge to the sweetness. A dash of absinthe brings the paranoid, half-delusional vibe of “i think i see something lookin at me through that window… i might.. be a little… delusional…”, making this drink equal parts comfort, chaos, and bad decisions outside a liquor store.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This account shows strong self-preservation and calculated risk-taking, a key Slytherin trait. They treat their own body like a test subject for dangerous experiments, but in a strategic, goal-oriented way: “i think im a few gear tests away from blowing myself to pieces and a few acid tests away from heart failure.” and yet they keep weighing whether the results are worth that risk: “agrgggg i realllllyyy dont think its worth the struggle im putting my body through to continue the lab testing though”. Their job is explicitly dangerous and borderline illegal, and they talk about evading consequences with almost casual calculation: “so theoretically IF i did quit. i wouldn’t be found!” and “no but she could get the police on my ass more than they already are.”. There’s ambition and stubborn drive underneath the self-deprecation: they drag themselves back to the lab despite injuries and malfunctions, like “i actually went to the lab today. yay productive!! and what do i get??? my fucking gear malfunctioned again. i dont feel good” and later “stupid injury cant stop me!!! … back to work i go!!!”. Even their social choices show defensive, guarded self-preservation—cutting off family and control over their own whereabouts: “guess who reblocked contact with her entire family again. MEEEE” and “ah, i dont think she knows where im staying as of now though… that is unless bomb rats me out.”. Altogether, this mix of dangerous experimentation, strategic thinking about getting caught, and a guarded, survival-focused mindset aligns most strongly with Slytherin.
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Your song
Bored - Billie Eilish
The song Bored fits them well because it captures a mix of apathy, self-destructive habits, and emotional exhaustion that shows up repeatedly in their tweets. They joke about their own well-being and mortality in ways that feel numb and resigned, like saying “so, im not loved anymore. and. i wish i was dead.” and “dead dead dead and gone i died”. Their reliance on alcohol as a coping mechanism in posts like “WHAT AM I GONNA DO YOU CANT EXPECT ME TO DRINK NORMAL THINGS LIKE WATER OR TEA AGHHH” and “6 💔💔💔💔 6 pakcs 💔💔💔 of free beer 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔” parallels the song’s theme of being stuck in unhealthy cycles. They also show a tired detachment from work and life, as in “i hate… working every day…. i miss rotting away…. ouhhhhh…,” and the way they keep pushing through injury and pain, like “stupid injury cant stop me!!! i have recently become overly self conscious that ive been lazy as SHIT!!!! back to work i go!!!”. The overall vibe is someone who’s exhausted, hurt, and going through the motions, which is exactly the emotional space Bored lives in.
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