Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Frequently expresses care and tenderness toward partners, friends, students, and idols, e.g. calling Fahlada and Earn “minhas mães divorciadas” and posting about missing a partner who works nights.
- Humorous: Uses jokes and self‑irony in many tweets, like comparing Italy to Fluminense, laughing at volleyball rivals, and making fun of managing “contatinhos.”
- Emotionally_aware: Openly reflects on feelings about exes, jealousy, and fear of falling in love again, and discusses these in therapy, showing introspection about relationships.
- Dedicated_teacher: Shows attachment and responsibility toward students, e.g. nightmare about students, receiving a Cacau Show box from a student’s mother, and sharing pride in being appreciated at work.
- Passionate_fan: Deeply engaged with sports and media (volleyball, football, BL series, Bridgerton), following matches closely and celebrating or suffering intensely with results.
Weaknesses:
- Jealous_insecure: Admits feeling jealous even when they “don’t have the right,” worries about age gaps, and stresses over partners’ interactions and attention.
- Impulsive_romantic: Speaks about getting attached quickly (e.g. after being called “amor” during sex) and imagining dramatic gestures like crashing a wedding Bridgerton‑style.
- Overthinking: Checks horoscopes to confirm feelings, overanalyzes universe “signs,” and gets very anxious when the “vibe” hits and they want to know everything about someone.
- Boundary_blurred: Feels guilty for talking about others in therapy but still overshares relational drama and ex‑partner details, showing some difficulty separating others’ privacy from their own narrative.
- Escapist_drinking: Mentions wanting to live “embriagada” and tying happiness to drinking and game results, suggesting a tendency to use alcohol as emotional escape.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: introspective, emotionally intense, and idealistic, but also very funny and a bit dramatic. Like Lisa, they overthink relationships and feelings, shown when they say they’re afraid of falling in love again and admit “Minhas amigas: vc tá com medo de se apaixonar de novo Eu: que nada Eu agora literalmente com medo de me apaixonar”. They clearly care about people and are loved in their environment, just as Lisa is at school and at home, reflected in the touching story: “todo mundo te adora aqui, descobri que vc não é minha nay, é nossa nay”. Their sensitivity and sense of vocation appear when they talk about their psychologist and future as a psychologist themselves: “me fez abrir a mente e não quero ficar pulando de relacionamento e relacionamento”. Like Lisa’s mix of seriousness and fandom, they balance thoughtful reflections with passionate obsessions for sports and series, cheering and ranting about volleyball, football, and Bridgerton throughout their timeline.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): they’re highly social, constantly talking about friends, students, ficantes, and shared experiences, and seem energized by people and interaction, like going to the beach with Fer and her cousin and joking about being dangerous rather than needing protection “Segunda eu fui para praia com fer e o primo dela…” and enjoying random interactions such as a stranger calling them “vovó” on the street and turning it into a warm story “Bom diaaa , fui dormir tarde por causa do jogo…”. Their style shows Intuition (N) over Sensing: they focus on meanings, vibes, the universe, horoscopes, and emotional subtext more than concrete details, e.g. trusting the universe but feeling it forgets them “Fds eu acredito no universo, o foda é que o universo tá muito ocupado…” and checking both their and another person’s horoscope to validate feelings rather than relying on observable facts “Eu: deve ser carência minha Fui olhar o horóscopo dela…”. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: tweets center on love, jealousy, heartbreak, affection, and how others make them feel, like being moved when a coworker calls them "nossa nay" “eu lembro que uma funcionária do meu trabalho disse algo parecido…” or feeling guilty talking about others in therapy because of concern for their privacy “Okay kkkk as vezes me sinto culpada por falar da minha vida para a psicóloga…”. Finally, they show a Perceiving (P) preference: they are spontaneous, joking about impulsive emotional decisions and fears of falling in love again “Minhas amigas: vc tá com medo de se apaixonar de novo…”, embracing last‑minute changes like ending up loira for São João instead of the color they asked for “Minha prima comprou o jumbo loiro, vou passar o São João loira 👍🏽 eu pedi castanho”, and generally flowing with moods rather than emphasizing structure or long‑term planning. Altogether, the socially expressive, emotionally driven, intuitive, and spontaneous style fits best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your love language is implicância, so let me start properly: anyone who ignores your mom like your ex did clearly doesn’t deserve someone who gets called “nossa Nay” at work. Want to upgrade to someone who adores you as much as your coworkers do?
- You, 1.72m, non‑smoker, loves mango juice and volleyball; me, ready to be the ‘someone’ your prima has to warn to take cuidado with you at the end of the day. Should we test if the universe is really “too busy” or if it was just waiting for this match?
- Since you’re obsessed with VNL, Turquia, China and Marta zoando a gente, consider this: if we were a volleyball match, I’d be Brasil – because every time I see your tweets, it’s 3x0 straight sets in my feelings.
- You went to the beach with Fer, sleep holding hands, and still ignore your ficantes on Valentine’s Day… I’m just saying, if you ever want a ‘mãos dadas + Bridgerton + Renee Rapp playlist’ kind of night, I volunteer as Gregory to dramatically invade your single life.
- A girl called you ‘amor’ twice during s3x and you almost asked what you two were; if I call you ‘amor’ once over a Coldplay Yellow + ‘your skin and bones’ playlist, can we just skip the confusion and agree the universe finally remembered you?
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Teacher, volleyball & women’s football addict, serial overthinker. Once got called ‘our Nay’ at work and pretended not to cry. She/her (ela/dela).– @blackheath23
Your signature cocktail
Fahlada’s Yellow Serve
This cocktail starts with mango–chili cachaça for that mix of sweetness, risk and heat, like when they say “Melhor sensação, é tão bom se arriscar e valer a pena” and still go back to the court even “com medo de dar jeito no joelho” in “Vou voltar a jogar no domingo , não vou mentir to com medo de dar jeito no joelho mas vai dar certo 🙏🏽🙏🏽”. Sparkling white wine brings the celebratory, dramatic BL-and-Bridgerton energy, matching tweets like “Pensando em fazer igual o gregory invadir o casamento da mulher que eu amo” and all the live volleyball meltdowns such as “Eu to enlouquecendo e nem é jogo do Brasil #VoleiNoSporTV”. A splash of red berry liqueur nods to their black-and-red aesthetic and football heart in “FDS todo mundo estou bebada e o Vitória ganhou 🖤❤️🖤❤️”, and to all the soft chaos of their love life, like “Dia dos namorados é amanhã e eu aqui ignorando minhas ficantes e conversantes”. Lime juice cuts through with sharp, honest humor and a bit of emotional tang, the same vibe as “Minha ex ignorou minha mãe, and she still asks if we’re fighting. Adivinha mãe?” and the self-aware therapy reflections in “Okay kkkk as vezes me sinto culpada por falar da minha vida para a psicóloga”. Finally, the sea salt and sugar rim mirrors their mix of toughness and tenderness: fiercely protective in “eu lembro que eu tenho que me preocupar com a pessoa que for se meter com vc”, but also hopelessly romantic quoting Coldplay in “Your skin, oh yeah, your skin and bones… you know i love u soooo” and “I came along I wrote a song for you… And it was called Yellow 💛”. This is a strong, sparkling, slightly salty love story in a glass—just unstable enough that you might leave asking, like them, “Why dont you block me?”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This user consistently centers relationships, care, and emotional responsibility, which are core Hufflepuff traits. They gush over students and coworkers with warmth and gratitude, like when they write about a colleague saying “todo mundo te adora aqui, descobri que vc não é minha nay, é nossa nay” and admit they almost cried while hiding it with a laugh “todo mundo te adora aqui, descobri que vc não é minha nay, é nossa nay”. Their tweets about teaching and students (e.g., being gifted a Cacau Show box by a student’s mother and framing it affectionately as coming from “meus filhos” “Ganhei uma caixa da cacau show… foi dos meus filhos”) show a strong sense of care and dedication. They wrestle with ethical feelings about talking about others in therapy, saying they feel like they’re invading others’ privacy when sharing their stories with their psychologist “as vezes me sinto culpada por falar da minha vida para a psicóloga… sinto que estou invadindo a privacidade deles”, which reflects fairness and consideration rather than self-interest. Even in romance and friendships, they emphasize loyalty, missing their partner when she works nights “Saudades dela… não gosto quando ela trabalha de madrugada” and joking that their love language is teasing “A minha linguagem de amor é a implicância”, showing affection expressed through steady, familiar bonds. Overall, their timeline is driven far more by loyalty, kindness, and emotional constancy than by ambition, intellect-first identity, or reckless heroics, placing them firmly in Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Yellow - Coldplay
The best-fitting song is “Yellow” by Coldplay, which they literally quote multiple times and clearly associate with deep feelings. They tweet full lines like “Your skin, oh yeah, your skin and bones / Turn into something beautiful / And you know, you know I love you so… you know i love u soooo” and “I came along I wrote a song for you / And all the things you do / And it was called Yellow 💛”, showing a personal emotional connection to the song. Their timeline mixes romance, longing, and a bit of chaotic humor, like “Me chamou de “amor” duas vezes durante o s3x já tô quase perguntando o que nós somos kkkk” and “Não tenho o direito de tá com ciúmes, mas…”, which fits Yellow’s theme of intense affection and devotion. They are openly romantic and sentimental about women, as seen in “Queria desejar um feliz dia dos namorados para a minha namorada, a mais linda do mundo: Renee Rapp” and “Ela é a coisa mais linda que eu vi na vida, e fica mais linda ainda toda tímida querendo minha atenção”, mirroring the way Yellow idealizes the person it’s about. Even in moments of confusion or hurt, like “Passei a vida inteira procurando alguém como você / Nunca imaginei que um dia fosse me arrepender”, their tone is still very Yellow: vulnerable, devoted, and centered on love as the main story arc of their life.
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