Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unique: Their tweets show individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Mysterious: Hard to analyze from limited content.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: intellectually curious, politically aware, emotionally intense, and often frustrated with how gross or shallow other people can be. Like Lisa, they have strong moral and social positions, especially about body politics and porn, e.g. “Os únicos sendo extremamente arrogantes nos quotes são os q não veem nada demais em pornografia…” and “Truly Beauty uma das únicas marcas de skincare q confio… A indústria comeu o cérebro de geral”. They care about education and psychology, which fits Lisa’s academic streak: “Acho q na pedagogia deveria ter o ensino de psicologia, msm como extensão”, and they’re openly supportive of trans causes: “Não sei como a causa trans ainda não é relevante o suficiente pras pessoas”. At the same time, they’re self-aware, anxious, and feel out of place—very Lisa-coded: “Nao sou um esteriotipo logo sou estranha” and “Falar de saude mental e mt complicado”. Their mix of tenderness (talking about their mom and boyfriend) and sharp, sometimes harsh criticism of others mirrors Lisa’s combination of empathy and righteous indignation.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted (E): they constantly engage with others, react to trending topics and quoted tweets, talk about their students and boyfriend, share strong rants like “Por isso nunca vou postar meu namorado no tiktok bando de fudida do caralho vai se fuder…”, and clearly get energy from interaction and discourse rather than quiet withdrawal. Their style is strongly iNtuitive (N): they often jump from concrete situations to general patterns and social commentary, e.g. “Os únicos sendo extremamente arrogantes nos quotes são os q não veem nada demais em pornografia…” and “Pq adolescente com acesso ilimitado a Internet e um ser tao horrendo”, showing pattern‑spotting and conceptual framing more than detail‑oriented sensing. They are clearly Feeling (F): judgments are anchored in values and emotional reactions—intense language about injustice, body image, trans issues, and empathy for others (e.g. “Nao sei como a causa trans ainda não é relevante o suficiente pras pessoas” and “Truly Beauty uma das únicas marcas de skincare q confio… A indústria comeu o cérebro de geral”)—rather than detached logical analysis. Finally, they skew Perceiving (P): there are many signs of spontaneity, impulsivity, and flexible living—forgetting a best friend’s birthday and berating themselves (“Esqyeci q hoje era o aniversário da minha melhor amg vou me matar”), wanting sudden haircuts or piercings (“Quase largando td e cortando o cabelo igual da alice cullen”, “Quero por piercinggg”), and chaotic work/uni frustrations—much more than structured, plan‑driven behavior. The overall picture—highly expressive, values‑driven, socially engaged, impulsive, and abstractly critical of societal norms—matches ENFP better than other types.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your playlist goes from Death Grips to Doja Cat to Los Indios Tabajaras out of nowhere — want to add one more jump cut and go from ‘girl on the timeline’ to ‘person I lose my mind over’?
- You’re out here torn between seeing Mitski again or BTS… if you pick me, I promise I’ll scream the lyrics with you like a fangirl and hold your bag like a supportive boyfriend with no body hair.
- The way you defended Truly Beauty and body hair while dragging Chewbacca boyfriends… I shave, I moisturize, I hate the beauty industry, and I think you’re gorgeous. Scientifically speaking, I’m your type.
- You talk about pedagogy needing more psychology, your students gossiping about your boyfriend, and you sending your mom little ‘services’ because you don’t want to grow up — you honestly sound like the softest, kindest chaos I could ever fall for.
- You said your hair means a lot to you but people just see ‘egirl gotinha doida tóxica franjudinja’ — if it helps, I see ‘main character energy I’d write a whole album about, Evermore-level rich, anthology and all.’
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Your new Twitter bio
Teacher in training, pop culture ranter & anime enthusiast. Once forgot my best friend’s birthday but never a Mitski lyric.– @blackrisondtre
Your signature cocktail
Perereca Panic at the Playlist
This cocktail is built on cachaça infused with green yerba mate for their chaotic Brazilian gremlin energy and unfiltered rage, like when they say “Por isso nunca vou postar meu namorado no tiktok bando de fudida do caralho…” and casually drop “Perereca” in the timeline. Pink guava juice brings softness and sweetness, reflecting the tenderness toward their mom and cat in “Eu amo mt minha mae ela gravou um video do meu gato enquanto ela canta trevo sério ela é mt preciosa” and the love in “Amo muito meu namorado”. Lime juice with a pinch of salt represents their sharp, salty commentary and self-deprecating humor, like “Esqyeci q hoje era o aniversário da minha melhor amg vou me matar” and “Trabalho em grupo eh um inferno mds…”. A dash of bitters captures the disgust with injustice and internet trash, from “Os únicos sendo extremamente arrogantes nos quotes são os q não veem nada demais em pornografia…” to “Não sei como a causa trans ainda não é relevante o suficiente pras pessoas”. Finally, sparkling water tops it off with an experimental fizz that mirrors their shifting aesthetics and hyperactive fandom brain, like jumping from Mitski vs BTS in “Ver a mitski de novo ou ver o bts preciso comecar a economizar” to wanting to cut their hair like Alice Cullen in “Quase largando td e cortando o cabelo igual da alice cullen”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their tweets show a bold, combative temperament and a tendency to speak out loudly against things they find unjust or disgusting, which aligns strongly with Gryffindor. They openly call out misogyny and pornography culture, e.g. in “Os únicos sendo extremamente arrogantes nos quotes são os q não veem nada demais em pornografia… nn tinha essas nojeiras de comentarios à plena luz !” and “'Vc nao tem direito de opinar no utero de uma mulher' ah sim. todas as mulheres nasceram com o útero. Caralho qualquer coisa q esses lixos falam só comprova que tem merda na cabeça”, showing moral outrage and a readiness to confront controversial issues head‑on. They also defend marginalized groups, as in “Não sei como a causa trans ainda não é relevante o suficiente pras pessoas” and “Truly Beauty… literalmente todo mundo tacando hate na mulher por mostrar que ela TEM PELOS… A indústria comeu o cérebro de geral”, which reflects a brave willingness to stand up for others. Their impulsive, emotionally intense style appears in posts like “Vou cagar na porta do atendimento integrado da unisal”, “Tomar no cu viado tá gritando comigo… E ainda por cima ameaça que vai contar pra todo mundo nossa q fodida”, and “Por isso nunca vou postar meu namorado no tiktok bando de fudida do caralho vai se fuder…”, showing classic Gryffindor hot-headedness and protectiveness. While they display some Hufflepuff traits like affection for their mother and students (“Dando pequenos serviços pra minha mãe pq eu não quero crescer”, “Qnd minhas alunas adolescentes falam do meu namorado…”), the dominant pattern is outspoken courage, emotional intensity, and a readiness to fight, which is quintessentially Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
mirrorball - Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift’s mirrorball fits them best: it’s about being hyper‑self‑aware, shifting personas, and performing for others while feeling fragile underneath, which mirrors their mix of humor, oversharing, and insecurity. They joke about identity and being perceived, like calling themselves “estranha” in “Nao sou um esteriotipo logo sou estranha” and mocking how people will label them for their hair in “Esse cabelo tem um significado enorme p mim mas quem me olhar vai falar kk egirl gotinha doida toxica franjudinja”. The song’s emotional volatility matches their timeline, swinging from affection to rage: for example, deep love in “Amo muito meu namorado” and “Eu amo mt minha mae ela gravou um video do meu gato enquanto ela canta trevo sério ela é mt preciosa”, contrasted with explosive posts like “Por isso nunca vou postar meu namorado no tiktok bando de fudida do caralho vai se fuder porra…”. mirrorball is also about trying to keep shining despite mental strain, which aligns with their comments on burnout and mental health in “Falar de saude mental e mt complicado” and overwork in “Ganhando o mínimo pra fazer o máximo 😍…”. Even their love of aesthetics and Pinterest, as in “Amo pinterest é minha terapia”, fits the delicate, glittery, performative imagery at the core of the song.
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