Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Multilingual: Comfortably tweets in English, Arabic, Chinese, and some Japanese, e.g. “每次去走我眼力越来越不好，看起来已是中国人” and “我々はチャーリーカーク”.
- Self-aware: Openly recognizes personal flaws and patterns, like overspending in “Ticket to Beijing booked ✅ Money for that trip: wasted ✅...” and procrastination in “Delaying my transfer to another uni because I'm too nervous to ask my teacher about it. Natural prisoner”.
- Curious: Shows interest in tech, history, politics, and culture, such as questioning the Arab Spring in “How much of the 'Arab spring' was foreign agents taking advantage of real unrest…” and discussing old tech in “One old tech I'm glad disappeared is CD ROMs…”.
- Emotionally honest: Expresses feelings directly, including loneliness and regret, e.g. “I will never be loved” and “I will think about her constantly everyday for the rest of my life it seems. Surrender to nature”.
- Playful: Uses humor and memes even about serious topics, like “Endless war between 'software should be easy to use...'” and the joke about Ottoman succession in “Europe: 'our youngest heir has a common cold!'...”.
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal ideation: Repeatedly references wanting to die or self-harm, e.g. “I NEED to kill myself”, “I should've killed myself 8 years ago”, and “These windows are so tempting”.
- Self-destructive: Acknowledges harmful choices with money and responsibilities, like “About to pick up some money at the bank tomorrow. I've already planned how to waste 80% of it” and “Ticket to Beijing booked ✅ Money for that trip: wasted ✅ Time until then: wasted ✅...”.
- Social anxiety: Struggles with interactions and fear of judgment, shown in “Delaying my transfer to another uni because I'm too nervous to ask my teacher about it. Natural prisoner” and discomfort with restaurant greeters in “I despise going to malls because they always have some wagie welcoming me...”.
- Obsessive attachment: Fixates intensely on specific people or fantasies, such as “I will think about her constantly everyday for the rest of my life it seems” and idealized relationship fantasies in “I will NEVER experience this”.
- Hostile expression: Uses aggressive or dehumanizing language toward groups, as in “Only negative online interactions can make me despise a group I've never met a member of so much (Alawites)” and being repeatedly blocked in “Blocked for a week again I can never express my true beliefs fuck you Elon”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, but as if Lisa were a disillusioned, extremely online adult. Like Lisa, they are intellectually curious and politically absorbed, jumping from critiques of media and ideology in posts like “Materialism lacks epistemic grounding but sounds cool as hell anyway” to questions about geopolitics such as “How much of the 'Arab spring' was foreign agents taking advantage of real unrest to divert the actual causes towards something the US would prefer”. They’re multilingual and nerdy—obsessing over anime, games, and obscure tech in tweets like “Got Touhoumon running on the 3ds' GBA emulator but damn is that a tiny screen” and “Proud hater of all 'remasters' you are not convincing me Unreal Engine asset flip #262828 is better than stock gouraud shading and criware engine quirks”—which mirrors Lisa’s overachieving, niche interests. At the same time, their loneliness and depressive self-awareness in posts like “I will never be loved” and “I should've killed myself 8 years ago” echo Lisa’s recurring feelings of isolation and being out of place. The mix of political ranting, introspective melancholy, and nerdy enthusiasm points more to a grown-up, darker Lisa than to any of the more impulsive or oblivious Simpsons characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They come across as clearly introverted: despite enjoying people-watching and niche communities, most tweets center on solitary activities like games, travel alone, and internal angst, e.g. regretting life and feeling tempted by windows in “I can't have one good day without random bouts of extreme feelings of regret. These windows are so tempting” and calling themselves a "natural prisoner" in “Delaying my transfer to another uni because I'm too nervous to ask my teacher about it. Natural prisoner”. Their content is highly intuitive: instead of focusing on day‑to‑day sensory details, they constantly riff on abstract patterns in politics, media, and history like “Endless war between 'software should be easy to use...' and 'software should be ultra complicated...'” and speculative geopolitics in “How much of the 'Arab spring' was foreign agents taking advantage of real unrest…”. The thinking preference shows in their blunt, often harsh analytical takes, such as calling Jujutsu Kaisen "pigslop" in “Jujutsu Kaisen is pigslop to keep gwailo busy”, critiquing remasters in “Proud hater of all 'remasters'...”, and treating people/system behaviors as objects of dissection rather than catering to others’ feelings. They appear strongly perceiving: they procrastinate, waste money, and change plans impulsively, e.g. “Ticket to Beijing booked ✅ Money for that trip: wasted ✅ Time until then: wasted ✅ MP3 player I will never use: ordered ✅ Clothes I was supposed to buy: ignored ✅” and “About to pick up some money at the bank tomorrow. I've already planned how to waste 80% of it”. The combination of abstract, systems-oriented analysis, irreverent logic-driven criticism, chronic disorganization, and socially withdrawn but intellectually curious behavior aligns best with INTP rather than a more structured NT type like INTJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re out here larping as the Yellow Emperor in full hanfu and chasing Yuki’s Walkman from P3… how about we co‑op this run: you teach me how to waste 80% of my money on cool gadgets, and I’ll make sure you never have less than 50 yuan at the end of the month.
- You nearly failed advanced maths but got 99% in everything else—so let me pose you one more problem: if ‘I will never be loved’ is your hypothesis, how many dates with me does it take to statistically disprove it?
- You got Touhoumon running on a tiny 3DS GBA screen, play Black Souls before exams, and worship that NHK shirt—clearly you like suffering. Want to level up and try the hardest difficulty: going on a wholesome, no‑larp, real‑life date with me?
- You said modern interstate wars are boring compared to 3rd‑world civil wars with 20 factions splintering and merging… personally, I’d rather just have one alliance: you, me, and a permanent mutual defense pact against regret and insomnia.
- You see Koromaru at uni and a cat guarding the mosque, you hang Koishi fanart on your wall, and you still think you’ll ‘never experience this’ kind of love—حارث, you’re literally surrounded by mascots of loyalty and affection. Let me be the human version: I’ll sit by your side every jummah and every exam season.
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Your new Twitter bio
Harith | Sudanese student in China | Discussing games, politics & languages between missed trains and late-night study sessions | en / ar / zh– @blacksoulsfan33
Your signature cocktail
The Black Souls Alt Spritz
This cocktail hits hard and restless, like pulling an all-nighter before an exam and a train you’re about to miss, echoing their insomnia meltdowns in “AAAAAAA FOR FUCKS SAKE THE MINUTE I HAVE A DEADLINE TO CATCH MY BODY DECIDES NOT TO FUCKING FALL ASLEEP” and “When I have no business I sleep instantly. When I actually need to wake up early… Times like this make me wish I had some sleeping pills”, hence the black coffee vodka. The bitter herbal liqueur reflects their heavy political and historical takes, from “How much of the 'Arab spring' was foreign agents…” to “Modern interstate wars are boring as hell compared to 3rd world civil wars…”. Lychee adds an unexpectedly sweet, East-Asian twist for the kid who booked Beijing, hangs with Chinese furries and laments SEA servers in “Ticket to Beijing booked ✅”, “I have successfully infiltrated a community of Chinese speaking furries”, and “I don't have a Chinese mainland ID so I am permanently locked out of any big releases…”. The chili bite is their horny, chaotic edge—wanting a tomboy to crush his bones and lick gym sweat in “My dream is to lick the sweat off a tomboy's abs after she's done working out” and “Need shawty to crush my bones for fun at random times so I'm always in terror of her”. Finally, the crushed ice and lemon slice keep it sharp and alive, mirroring that mix of self-loathing and survival in “I NEED to kill myself” and “Real chill these days”—cold on the surface, but very much still here.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their tweets show an intense, almost restless curiosity about politics, history, tech, and culture that is very Ravenclaw-coded. They casually speculate on geopolitical dynamics in tweets like “How much of the 'Arab spring' was foreign agents taking advantage of real unrest to divert the actual causes towards something the US would prefer” and compare forms of warfare in “Modern interstate wars are boring as hell compared to 3rd world civil wars with 20 armed groups splintering and merging constantly”. There’s clear enjoyment of language and scripts, as in “Latin script is nonsensical garbage for any non romance language just stick to your native script brah” and the multilingual tweeting in Arabic, Chinese, and English, plus remarks about struggling with Chinese characters in “I cannot fucking draw I can't even write Chinese pictographs properly…”. They examine media analytically rather than just consuming it, e.g. criticizing JRPG design in “How to make a hit JRPG: Vaguely critique Catholicism with surface level questions of Evil… Add one gimmick mechanic…” and mocking anime made to be an "infinitely milked cow" in “Sometimes you can tell when a manga/anime/whatever is designed to be an infinitely milked cow for r34 fetish art”. Even their tech/gaming takes are framed in terms of design philosophy rather than pure vibes, like “Endless war between 'software should be easy to use…' and 'software should be ultra complicated…'” and “old tech thresholds” in “One old tech I'm glad disappeared is CD ROMs… If you can't take a beating and survive winter treks you do not pass the old technology threshold”. While there is some Slytherin-style bitterness and self-preservation in tweets like “Many people do not deserve free will and are better off in a coal mine me included”, the dominant throughline is a cerebral, critical, and curious mind—very much in line with Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
A fitting song for them is Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance, which blends melodramatic despair, dark humor, and a sense of ongoing struggle—very similar to the tone of their timeline. They oscillate between suicidal ideation and self-loathing, like “I NEED to kill myself” and “I should've killed myself 8 years ago”, and self-mocking lines like “Many people do not deserve free will and are better off in a coal mine me included”. The song’s theme of carrying on despite feeling broken matches tweets such as “I can't have one good day without random bouts of extreme feelings of regret” and their constant academic/social stress like “Nearly failed advanced maths but every other subject is 99% this is not my field man”. At the same time, their love of edgy media and larping—“Finally have a Welcome to the NHK shirt that isn't dogshit quality. The larp must go on”—fits the theatrical, emo grandiosity of the song. Overall, the track’s mix of cynicism, melodrama, and stubborn persistence mirrors their persona almost perfectly.
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