bladedandjaded
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Your Simpsons character
Lisa is a good match because both are sensitive, creative, and somewhat out-of-step with the crowd: this user says 'i feel sick... i want to hide' and builds intricate fan identities, much like Lisa's introspection and artistic/intellectual leanings. Lisa's mix of earnestness and occasional sardonic humor parallels the account's blend of comedy and real vulnerability. Both are often the moral or emotional center in chaotic environments (circus/fandom vs. Springfield).

Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP explains their artistic, sensory-driven style and introverted sensitivity. Introversion shows in 'i feel sick... i want to hide' and preferring small, safe spaces; sensing appears in frequent mentions of tangible comforts like 'heated blanket' and 'bath bombs are so scary but the pink is worth it'; feeling shows in emotionally-driven posts about relationships and attachment ('my girlfriend is scaring me', 'avoidant attachment + touch repulsion'); perceiving emerges through spontaneity and changing account plans ('should i just turn this into a personal account or wat', 'im probably just gonna abandon this account'). Altogether, the pattern of artistic spontaneity, embodied preferences, and emotional authenticity fits ISFP well.

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alt art & fangirl // alt @bloomingtonbay — circus kid, fursuit tinkerer, & phighting stan | makes weird costumes, loud jokes, and soft online spaces | heated blanket enthusiast • she/they– @bladedandjaded

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The 'Gourdy Tutu' nods to their 'gourdy' love and bright, chaotic personality: spiced rum brings warmth for their 'heated blanket' needs, cranberry gives the playful pink they admit they love ('the pink is worth it'), ginger beer adds a spicy unexpected kick (their jokes can be burny), and edible glitter matches the performative, costume-making side ('i have a pug fursuit in the making'). It's sweet, prickly, and theatrical — much like the account.

Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff fits because they are grounded in community, devoted to family and friends, and willing to do the practical work of performance life: 'my mamas to help out with her circus stuff' shows loyalty and a hands-on ethic. They are empathetic and patient with their fan communities and creative projects even while struggling, which aligns with Hufflepuff compassion. Their avoidance of needless drama and tendency to block or quietly withdraw also mirrors Hufflepuff's preference for peace over petty power plays.

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Radiohead's 'Creep' fits the account's raw insecurity and outsider sensibility: lines like 'im just not going to even post art here i feel like im not worthy of anything' resonate with the song's aching alienation. At the same time, the user's mischievous, confrontational tweets echo the song's bluntness and emotional intensity.

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