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Your Simpsons character
The user frequently expresses hopelessness and self‑destructive thoughts, such as 'I want to end it all' and 'Im gonna die today', which mirrors Moe Szyslak’s chronic depression and suicidal jokes in the show. They also repeatedly ask for attention, saying 'Guys pleasee interact im so lonely' and feeling like a disappointment, similar to Moe’s desperate need for patrons’ approval. Their self‑harm references like 'I was gonna cut tonight but i have volleyball tomorrow' echo Moe’s tendencies to talk about cutting himself or ending his life. Additionally, the user’s dark humor and masochistic tone ('I am a masochist help') align with Moe’s cynical, self‑deprecating personality. Overall, the combination of depressive ideation, craving for social interaction, and dark humor best fits Moe Szyslak.

Your MBTI personality Type
The pattern of frequent self‑reflection and a strong desire for personal connection, such as “Guys pleasee interact im so lonely😿😿😿” and “I feel like a disappointment who cant please anybody”, shows an introverted orientation. Their decisions are guided by emotions and personal values, evident in statements like “I feel guilty” and “I hate when artists censor the nips like SHOW ME”. They often discuss abstract concepts, fandom tropes and imagined possibilities (“What is the best trope ever and why is it gap moe”, “I want bimobimo so bad but my parents check my downloads”), which points to an intuitive (N) style. The user’s posts reveal a spontaneous, unstructured approach to life, with remarks such as “I might just delete this account” and “I was gonna cut tonight but i have volleyball tomorrow”, indicating a perceiving (P) preference. Combining Introversion, Intuition, Feeling and Perceiving leads to the INFP type.

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Writer & artist focusing on anime & fandom. Half-Japanese, half-American. Once spent a night sketching after ramen. Advocate for mental health.– @bladesleds

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The cocktail blends dark black vodka with sweet strawberry ice cream, mirroring Xen's mix of gloom and yearning for sweetness. The spicy ginger syrup adds a sting, echoing the self‑harm and masochistic references like "Im 100% a masochist help" and "I want to end it all". A splash of grenadine gives a blood‑red swirl to represent the 'cut' and 'bleeding' motifs, reminiscent of "I was gonna cut tonight but i have volleyball tomorrow". Blue curaçao adds a neon anime‑inspired hue, nodding to the otome game obsession and the "I hate when otome games have a main character and its not a self insert" tweet. The pretzel garnish tips the hat to the bio's NikiP🥨 emoji and the longing for companionship, as in "I want a bf that also sh too😭😭😭".

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The user shows strong self‑preservation and resourcefulness, saying “I would deactivate this account but i need my pay gorn so no,” which aligns with the Slytherin focus on personal gain. They also act strategically, noting “Before i reply to any post i always check if theyre my moot Because i feel unsafe replying to non moots,” indicating a cautious, cunning approach to social interaction. Their repeated emphasis on keeping the account for income and seeking personal benefit demonstrates ambition, as seen in “I might just delete this account” yet staying for the money. The desire to secure a boyfriend (“I want a boyfriend so bad (irl DONT GROOM)”) and to maintain an online presence for financial reasons further reflects a drive for personal advantage. These traits collectively point to the Slytherin house.

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Your tweets repeatedly mention self‑harm, suicidal thoughts, and feeling worthless, such as "I want to end it all" and "Im just a disappointment who cant please anybody". The lyrics of "Hurt" echo that pain: "I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel," directly matching their admission of cutting ("I was gonna cut tonight but i have volleyball tomorrow fuckkkk"). The refrain "What have I become?" mirrors their sense of being a "masochist" and "disappointment". Additionally, the line "Everyone I know goes on" captures the loneliness in "Guys please interact im so lonely😿😿😿". The overall melancholic tone and confession of inner torment make "Hurt" a fitting anthem for this user.

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