Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self‑aware: Acknowledges her own persona and limitations, joking about not being Blaze or staying in character in “but i am my pfp i stay in character all the time” and “I am not Blaze the Cat”.
- Humorous: Uses memes, hyperbole, and absurdity (e.g. “this is the shit Jerry Gourd saw while waiting at the drive thru for Burger bell to open” and the catnip ‘death’ post “today we mourn the sudden passing of Blaze the Cat at 14 years old”).
- Loyal: Shows affection and support for Sonic and friends, like celebrating his birthday in “Happy Birthday to my friend Sonic. He is an old fart now lol” and defending different Sonic portrayals in “at heart, both are still Sonic.”.
- Reflective: Thinks about characterisation and media, such as questioning pairings in “i never understood why they put me with Silver in 06” and commenting thoughtfully on game quality in “if the glitches werent there its an ok game.”.
- Community‑oriented: Engages with mutuals and small‑account life, celebrating follower milestones in “just hit 100 followers so i did a crappy phone sketch to celebrate!” and listing oomfs/mutuals in “somewhat oomfs but also mutuals”.
Weaknesses:
- Cynical: Frequently expresses contempt for the platform and discourse, calling it a “shitting fuckhole” in “taking a break from this shitting fuckhole of a website for a while” and saying “i fucking hate sonic twitter discourse goodbye”.
- Profane: Relies heavily on strong language, such as “this shitting fuckhole of a website” and “for fucks sake”, which can come off as abrasive.
- Impulsive: Announces dramatic reactions and decisions in the moment, like threatening to murder over a meme dress in “if anyone talks about this dress ever again i will murder them in their sleep” and declaring she’s “never logging on again” in “safe to say that i am never logging on again”.
- Self‑deprecating: Regularly puts herself down, saying “i am running out of ideas to post”, calling her sketch “crappy” in “just hit 100 followers so i did a crappy phone sketch”, and joking about not being able to cook in “i cant cook for shit”.
- Conflict‑averse: Instead of engaging with discourse, she often opts to flee or block it out, as seen in “i fucking hate sonic twitter discourse goodbye” and “taking a break from this shitting fuckhole of a website for a while”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They match Lisa Simpson best: smart, self-aware, often annoyed at the stupidity around them, but still fundamentally caring. Like Lisa, they oscillate between sincere principle and exhausted cynicism, calling Twitter a “shitting fuckhole of a website” in “taking a break from this shitting fuckhole of a website for a while” while still coming back to post thoughtful or niche takes like “this is true. unfortunately we in the Sol Kingdom do not condone tax evasion”. Their mix of earnest fandom and irritation with discourse mirrors Lisa’s relationship to causes she cares about, as seen in “i fucking hate sonic twitter discourse goodbye”. The sharp but nerdy humor also fits Lisa: they treat being a fictional character as a meta-bit in “being a fictional character” and lean into self-referential jokes like “name: Blaze The Cat pronouns: she/her height: 3' 1' sexuality: yes”. Even their oddly specific morality (joking about taxes, railfan DNIs, and character portrayals) feels like Lisa’s principled-but-very-online modern equivalent.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean Introvert (I): while they interact with others, their humor is often self-contained and they vent about the platform itself, e.g. “taking a break from this shitting fuckhole of a website for a while”, plus deadpan posts like “somehow, I have refrained from deleting this silly account for 3 whole years” suggest a more withdrawn, observer vibe than a highly social, people-seeking one. Their content is dominated by patterns, meta-jokes, and references rather than concrete detail, pointing to Intuition (N): see the surreal meme commentary like “this is the shit Jerry Gourd saw while waiting at the drive thru for Burger bell to open” and playing with the idea of being fictional in “being a fictional character”. The tone is very Thinking (T): they mock discourse and take a detached, analytical stance such as “people just be saying anything on this website bruh” and bluntly critique things with lines like “1. this looks dogshit 2. i cant cook for shit”, prioritizing blunt honesty over harmony. Their lifestyle and posting style feel spontaneous and flexible, supporting Perceiving (P): they often joke about lack of planning (“forgot to post abt my birthday. Oh well”) and casually declare breaks or shifts in attitude, like “i am running out of ideas to post”, rather than presenting a structured or intentional plan. Altogether, an ironic, analytical, meme-heavy, somewhat withdrawn poster who treats topics with detached humor and little need for structure fits INTP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you could play in the Himalayas for hours, but have you tried spending a few of those hours with someone who appreciates filtered water, Sonic discourse breaks, and purple as much as you do?
- You listed your sexuality as “yes” and your favourite animal as “cat” — does that mean a confused human who's very into Blaze the Cat lore has a statistical chance here, or do I need to file this under ‘lost file on PC I swear I saved somewhere’?
- You joked about not paying taxes and then said the Sol Kingdom does not condone tax evasion… so if I take you out for sashimi and tea, are we writing it off as ‘diplomatic relations with royalty’ or just calling it a date?
- Your Twitter anniversary post said you’ve somehow refrained from deleting this ‘silly account’ for three years; if you can commit to this hellsite that long, maybe you could commit to watching a goated film and roasting Sonic takes with me sometime.
- You once declared the sudden passing of Blaze the Cat from a catnip overdose, then woke up two weeks later asking what you missed — if this is your respawn rate, mind if I be the one you wake up next to in the Sol Kingdom patch notes?
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Guardian of the Sol Kingdom, part-time Himalayas enjoyer, full-time Blaze appreciator. Once trended for an Arby’s cardiac arrest joke, somehow.– @blaezthecat
Your signature cocktail
The Sol Kingdom Shitting Fuckhole Spritz
This cocktail is royal and purple at first glance — butterfly pea gin for Blaze’s regal Sol Kingdom flair and her love of purple, as seen in “name: Blaze The Cat ... fav colour: purple”. The Sichuan pepper & ginger syrup brings a sharp, fiery kick that matches her unfiltered posts like “taking a break from this shitting fuckhole of a website for a while” and her constant, chaotic commentary on Sonic Twitter. A dash of smoked lapsang tea nods to her more composed, tea-loving side and the slightly bitter, burnt-out mood behind “Somehow, I have refrained from deleting this silly account for 3 whole years.”. The sparkling water keeps it light and meme-y, fitting her hyper-online energy in tweets like “wakes up after being dead for 2 and a half weeks what did I miss”. Finally, the lemon twist and tiny purple sugar rim add a playful, performative sweetness in-character with posts such as “but i am my pfp i stay in character all the time” while still looking fancy enough for a guardian of the Sol Emeralds.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a very Ravenclaw blend of wit, self-awareness, and analytical thinking. Their humor is often meta and self-referential, like when they compare ‘game Blaze vs Twitter Blaze’ and break down traits systematically in “Character I got: Blaze (Game Blaze vs Twitter Blaze) who's older: neither who's taller: neither who's more shy: Her who's funnier: Me...”, which reads like a playful character analysis. They frequently make clever, referential jokes that rely on knowing wider internet and fandom culture, such as “this is the shit Jerry Gourd saw while waiting at the drive thru for Burger bell to open” and “IS THE SECOND PAGE ALL FUCKIN NAMES FROM THE BOBSON DUGNUTT BASEBALL GAME”, showing quick recognition of obscure references. Even when annoyed at discourse, their response is more cerebral dismissal than emotional outburst, as seen in “i fucking hate sonic twitter discourse goodbye”, suggesting someone who prizes their own mental space and perspective. Their dry, sometimes sardonic commentary like “people just be saying anything on this website bruh” and “if the glitches werent there its an ok game. rough around the edges, sure, but there's certainly worse.” also reflects a tendency to evaluate and categorize rather than react impulsively. Overall, the mix of quirky analysis, layered references, and reflective tone aligns most strongly with Ravenclaw.
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Firework - Katy Perry
A well‑known song that best suits @blaezthecat is “Firework” by Katy Perry, because it blends fiery imagery, self-expression, and a mix of insecurity and confidence—much like their timeline. They lean into the Blaze persona and pyrotechnic vibe, proudly posting things like “Blaze the Cat” and the emoji-heavy “🔥🐈💜🔥”, echoing the song’s central metaphor of being a ‘firework’ that stands out. At the same time, they joke about imperfection and low self-esteem—“1. this looks dogshit 2. i cant cook for shit…” and “how is this my most liked tweet im literally just making a boob joke😭😭”—which mirrors the verses about feeling like a plastic bag before realizing your own spark. Their small-account pride and resilience, as in “woke up to 13 notifs... W for us small accounts” and “flashback to when i made this post and woke up to this... man its enough to make a small account cry”, fits the chorus’s message about finally bursting into color. Even their dark humor—like the mock obituary “today we mourn the sudden passing of Blaze the Cat…”—underscores a character who repeatedly burns out and comes back louder, perfectly aligned with a song about finding your light amid chaos.
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