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Bleacher Bum constantly showcases rare sports memorabilia, like the bobblehead alert tweet that says "Extremely Limited $59.99 each while supplies last", which parallels Comic Book Guy's passion for exclusive collectibles. The frequent giveaways and contests, for example "#giveawayalert @ Bleacher Bum Collectibles" and the "Toronto Raptors Larry O’Brien Trophy Giveaway Contest" tweet, reflect Comic Book Guy's habit of sharing his prized items with fellow fans. His pride in being recognized as an entrepreneur, as in "Thank you Minister NG. Its an absolute honour to be named the eBay Entrepreneur Of The Year", aligns with the Comic Book Guy's self‑aware, nerdy business identity. The humorous community engagement, such as the joke about people lining up like Costco in "Why can’t people line up in front of Bleacher Bum Collectibles before we open like they do in Costco🤣🤣🤣", matches Comic Book Guy's sarcastic, geeky commentary on pop culture. Lastly, his constant promotion of new product drops, like "Our first of many Seattle Kraken product. First up Victory Arch T Shirt. Available in store and online", mirrors Comic Book Guy's role as the enthusiastic store owner always updating his inventory.

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Bleacher Bum's tweets are highly outgoing, constantly addressing the audience with phrases like "Just posted a photo @ Bleacher Bum Collectibles" and "Congratulations to @danielmanoukian for winning our Toronto Maple Leafs jersey contest," showing an Extraverted style. The content focuses on concrete product details, stock levels and locations, e.g., "Extremely Limited. NFL Mini Helmets Chrome edition. 1 of each left" and "BOBBLEHEAD ALERT ... $59.99 each while supplies last," indicating a Sensing preference. Decision‑making is driven by logical, business‑oriented language about deals and inventory such as "Boxing Week Sale Begins NOW" and "Limited Quantities in Stock," reflecting a Thinking approach. The account follows a structured, schedule‑driven posting pattern with regular promotions, giveaways and announcements like "Our New Social Cards are In" and "Sale. Sale. Sale. In store and online!," aligning with a Judging orientation. These patterns together suggest an ESTJ personality.

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Toronto sports-memorabilia curator. I once swapped a bobblehead for a latte—now I deliver limited-edition gear & giveaways. #BleacherBum– @bleacher_bum

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This cocktail captures the high‑energy sports vibe of @bleacher_bum, mixing Canadian whisky and maple syrup just like they celebrate local teams and flavors. As they posted, 'Checking out the the Jays line up and looking for sunshine on a rainy jays home Saturday game #NextLevel', the bright citrus from lemon juice brings that sunshine to a rainy day. Their love for giveaways shines through the sweet maple drizzle, echoing their '#giveawayalert' enthusiasm. The fizz of ginger beer mirrors the excitement of 'Our New Social Cards are In' and the buzz of a game night. Finally, the dash of orange bitters and a garnish of a mini helmet nod to their collectible passion, referenced in 'Extremely Limited. Nfl Mini Helmets Chrome edition'.

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The account consistently pushes new product lines and limited‑edition drops, e.g., "Extremely Limited. Nfl Mini Helmets Chrome edition. 1 of each left ..." which reveals a strategic, ambitious drive to create scarcity and demand. Their pride in being recognized as "the eBay Entrepreneur Of The Year" underscores a strong desire for achievement and status, a hallmark of Slytherin ambition. The frequent promotion of new collections – "Our New Social Cards are In..." and "Our first of many Seattle Kraken product..." – shows resourcefulness and a forward‑looking mindset typical of Slytherins. While they host giveaways and thank supporters, these actions are geared toward expanding influence and sales, further supporting the ambitious, cunning nature of Slytherin.

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Bleacher Bum’s bio declares they are the "Owner of Bleacher Bum Collectibles," and their timeline of tweets shows a journey from promoting small giveaways ("Congratulations to @james.tilling.50 the winner of our Toronto Raptors Larry O’Brien Trophy Giveaway Contest") to being honored as the eBay Entrepreneur of the Year ("Thank you Minister NG… it’s an absolute honour to be named the eBay Entrepreneur Of The Year"). Their frequent use of #NextLevel and hustle‑focused posts ("Check out the Jays line up… #NextLevel", "Sale. Sale. Sale. In store and online!") echo the lyric "Started from the bottom now we’re here" that celebrates climbing from humble beginnings to success. The song also references their Toronto roots, with multiple mentions of the Toronto Blue Jays, Maple Leafs, and Raptors, just as Drake’s anthem is a proud ode to his hometown. Overall, "Started from the Bottom" captures their entrepreneurial grind, local pride, and the celebratory tone of their frequent "win" and "congratulations" tweets.

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