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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Resilient: Despite frequent health struggles, like 'i've had the worst acid reflux for the entire day fuck gerd,' she continues to push forward.
- Humorous: Her tweet 'just checked the nutrition facts on a bottle of water i'm cooked' shows her ability to find humor in everyday moments.
- Empathetic: She expresses care for others, like wishing 'goodnight mooties i hope u all wake up five pounds lighter,' showing her connection to her followers.
- Reflective: Tweets like 'i fear i've been restricting a little too much to be considered 'healthy'' reveal her introspection about her habits and decisions.
- Loving: She often expresses affection for her wife, as seen in 'my wife is so beautiful i love her,' showcasing her deep emotional connections.
Weaknesses:
- Self-Critical: Her tweet 'crying to my gf ab how ill always be ugly no matter how skinny i am' reflects a harsh self-perception.
- Obsessive: Her fixation on weight, like timing meals and walks ('timing how long it takes me to eat each meal and then going on a walk for the amount of time it took'), shows obsessive tendencies.
- Anxious: She often expresses anxiety, such as 'my neck/throat has felt so swollen today it's making me vv anxious.'
- Impulsive: She admits to impulsive actions, like 'trying to force myself to poop so i can weigh myself again bc maintaining is hell.'
- Overwhelmed: She struggles with managing her health and emotions, as seen in 'barely eaten anything today bc my gf decided to take a six hour nap instead of making lunch.'
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa's introspective and intelligent nature matches Arlo's reflective personality, as seen in 'i fear i've been restricting a little too much to be considered 'healthy.'' Both share a sense of humor and a tendency to overthink, evident in 'just checked the nutrition facts on a bottle of water i'm cooked.' Lisa's activism and Arlo's drive to improve herself create a shared dynamic of striving for betterment.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
Arlo exhibits ISFP traits: introverted, sensitive, and deeply emotional. Her introspection is evident in tweets like 'i fear i've been restricting a little too much.' She values personal experiences and relationships, as seen in 'my wife is so beautiful i love her.' Her creativity and attention to detail, like 'timing how long it takes me to eat each meal,' reflect the artistic and practical nature of ISFPs.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a cosmic brownie? Because you're the sweetest thing in my universe.
- I’d put my scale on the other side of the house just to get closer to you.
- Are you a wolf? Because you’re wild, beautiful, and I’d follow you anywhere.
- You must be Dr Pepper Zero, because you’re fizzy, refreshing, and totally addictive.
- If I were a scale, I’d break just to keep you from worrying about numbers.
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22 | Personal diary of chaos, chronic illness, and cosmic brownies | Sharing life’s quirks, struggles, and victories | Lover of wolves, Dr Pepper Zero, and my beautiful wife 💕– @bleedinbed
Your signature cocktail
Cosmic Wolf
The 'Cosmic Wolf' embodies Arlo’s love for wolves and cosmic brownies ('i luv cosmic brownies smmm'). Vodka adds a sharp edge, reflecting her humor ('just checked the nutrition facts on a bottle of water i'm cooked'). Blueberry juice symbolizes her introspection, while sparkling water and silver glitter capture her whimsical and hopeful side.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Arlo's ambitious nature and focus on achieving her goals, like '9lbs until i hit my first gw ,' align well with Slytherin traits. Her resourcefulness is evident in tweets like 'putting my scale on the other side of the house so i get more steps.' While she has a caring side, her self-critical tendencies and determination to overcome obstacles reflect the cunning and drive often associated with Slytherin.
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Skinny Love - Birdy
This haunting song captures Arlo's struggles with body image and relationships, as seen in 'crying to my gf ab how ill always be ugly no matter how skinny i am.' The emotional depth of the lyrics resonates with her introspective tweets like 'i fear i've been restricting a little too much.' The song's melancholic yet hopeful tone mirrors her journey.
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