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Your Simpsons character
The account reads like a much darker, extremely online version of Lisa Simpson: smart, hyper‑self‑aware, political, and constantly oscillating between idealism and nihilism. There’s a strong cerebral and arty streak, from music snobbery like “welcome to hell by black midi might genuinely b th worst song of all time . Whenever i hear it, it Genuinely makes th entirety of music sound like Actual dogshit” to lines such as “music for girls whor REALLYcool”, which fits Lisa’s niche‑taste, overthinking vibes. The user is politically and identity conscious, posting things like “transgender life” and “24/7 terfdom”, echoing Lisa’s tendency to interrogate gender, ethics, and ideology. At the same time, there’s intense loneliness and self‑loathing—“i'm not a good person and that is why nobody cares for me anymore, cool i'm cool” and “save me from my room, save me from my thoughts”—which parallels Lisa’s recurring "precocious outcast" episodes, but pushed into much harsher, teen‑internet territory. Even the flashes of earnest positivity, like “life is beautiful and worth living”, feel very Lisa: a fundamentally sensitive, thoughtful person trying to cling to meaning while feeling misunderstood and isolated.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: despite some social anecdotes, their focus is on inner turmoil and self-perception, e.g. “save me from my room, save me from my thoughts” and “the sound of loneliness makes me happier”, plus repeated feelings of isolation like “Nobody on Twitter cares about me anymore”. They are strongly Intuitive, fixating on abstract identity, meaning, and existential anxiety rather than concrete details: “sometimes i think i've lost the plot” and “i'm in complete psychosexual ruin” show big-picture, introspective thinking. Their decision-making is clearly Feeling: they are emotionally intense, value authenticity, and judge situations by hurt, care, and resentment rather than logic, as in “i'm not a good person and that is why nobody cares for me anymore” and “i wish you would've just helped me like you promised”. They skew Perceiving: their life feels chaotic, unplanned, and reactive, with spontaneous outbursts like “i fucked up so tremendously But whatever gona go to sleep And write some fuckin essay” and shifting moods from “life is beautiful and worth living” to “i should kill myself, seriously”. Overall, the combination of intense internal emotions, identity fixation, and messy spontaneity fits INFP better than other types.

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Essay procrastinator, estrogen enjoyer, wordle survivor. Once banned from wearing black to a birthday party and still showed up overdressed.– @bleedingforlife

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This drink is strong and volatile like their timeline, with overproof dark rum channeling the chaotic, self-destructive bravado of “Wordle 1,644 3/6 ... a suicide attempt cld not stawp me from beign awesome at wordle Fuckyoidiots”. Campari brings a sharp, bitter edge that matches lines like “i wish everything in your life would just go wrong” and the relentless black midi slander in “welcome to hell by black midi might genuinely b th worst song of all time”. Lychee liqueur adds a vulnerable, girlish sweetness for the tender, dysphoric posts like “i wish i looked like a girl” and the self-mythologizing “i'm th first autistic barbie You fuck”. Fresh lime juice cuts through the angst with sharp acidity, echoing their mean, self-aware humor in “there's a mean bone in my body” and “you can only blame yourself, is what i say”. Topped with activated charcoal soda, it becomes literally black and dramatic, fitting the goth-y, death-obsessed flair of “no rest in death, help me” and the unhinged transsexual glamour of “transsexual killers, we kill people”. This is a high-energy, bitter-sweet, experimental mess of a cocktail—just coherent enough to keep you coming back, just toxic enough to hurt a little.

Your Hogwarts House
Their posts show a sharp, confrontational self‑presentation, a hallmark of Slytherin’s hardness and self‑protective edge. They revel in being feared or disliked, calling themself "mean" and relishing antagonism in tweets like “there's a mean bone in my body” and “i should be much more violent than i am”. Even in deep distress, their focus often turns to image, power, and control, e.g. “transsexual killers, we kill people” and “i turn a terf into a chaser”, framing their transness in terms of menace or influence rather than vulnerability. They repeatedly express resentment, grudges, and a desire for bad things to happen to others, as in “i hope something bad happens to him” and “i wish everything in your life would just go wrong”, which aligns with Slytherin’s darker, retaliatory streak. Even self‑loathing and suicidal ideation are filtered through a dramatic, performative lens directed at their audience, such as “Nobody on Twitter cares about me anymore, I will kill myself shortly. Thank you and goodbye!”, suggesting an underlying need to assert impact and significance. While there are flashes of vulnerability and affection, the dominant pattern is prideful, image-conscious, and combative—best fitting Slytherin rather than the other houses.

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The best-fitting song for them is Love Will Tear Us Apart by Joy Division, which they directly reference in “love, love will tear us apart again”, signaling not just familiarity but identification with its themes. Their timeline mixes self-hatred and romantic ruin, like “i'm in complete psychosexual ruin” and “the only girl i've ever loved stopped listening to carissa's wierd to focus listening to lil baby”, mirroring the song’s tension between longing and collapse. The depressive fatalism in “i am going to kill myself before 18 because i cannot handle the thought of being used as an underaged person, bless” and “Nobody on Twitter cares about me anymore, I will kill myself shortly. Thank you and goodbye!” resonates with Ian Curtis’s bleak emotional landscape. At the same time, their fixation on music and subcultural identity, like “currently spazzing like Gay ian curtis to disorder” and “music for girls whor REALLYcool”, makes a classic post-punk anthem about doomed love and alienation feel like a natural soundtrack. Overall, the song’s mix of romantic disintegration, numbness, and self-sabotage maps onto their tweets about isolation, gender dysphoria, and damaged relationships.

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