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Your Simpsons character
While Lisa is younger, @Blehbleh289875 mirrors her intense dedication to niche interests and her frequent bouts of existential melancholy, as seen when she asks “Should i drown myself? Jump off the balcony? Cut my throat open? Or blow my brain off”. Both individuals possess a sharp, critical mind for social commentary, with the user noting how Jujutsu Kaisen “has criticised multiple aspects of modern society”. Much like Lisa feeling misunderstood by her peers, this user struggles with feeling overlooked, lamenting “When my friends lowkey don't give a shit about me”. Finally, they share an intellectual passion for complex media, exemplified by their defense of writing quality when they claim it is “stupid to discredit a really well written character” regarding villains.

Your MBTI personality Type
Kaori demonstrates Extroversion through her constant need for external validation and community, stating “People interacting with my tweets makes me so happy”. Her Intuition is evident in her abstract analysis of character motivations and social commentary, such as when she argues “Jjk in general has criticised multiple aspects of modern society”. As a Feeler, she is highly driven by intense, fluctuating emotions and interpersonal drama, openly admitting “I like to think that she had to force herself to hate the twins to cope” while frequently sharing her own mental states. Finally, her Perceiving trait shows in her lack of filter and spontaneous, chaotic lifestyle, exemplified by her volatile relationship status and the admission that she “crash[es] out for 5 minutes every few hours and back to normal”.

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Passionate about JJK, Haikyuu, and narrative analysis. When I’m not defending Gege’s writing, I’m hunting for the perfect shawarma. Bi/Pan & community-focused.– @Blehbleh289875

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This drink is as chaotic as a “Non demi curious semi binary relationship” and twice as strong. The smokey Mezcal base represents her love for 'monster' villains, while the Campari captures those moments when she feels like “lowkey i should kill myself” before bouncing back five minutes later. We add strawberry to represent her soft side for her 'sons' and a flaming float because she is constantly “going to throw my phone off the fucking balcony”. It's a high-energy, experimental mess that tastes like “unstable relationship triggers” and pure Jujutsu Kaisen obsession.

Your Hogwarts House
Kaori embodies the self-preservation and intense emotional complexity of Slytherin, often prioritizing her own desires and manifesting a survivalist mindset during social isolation, such as when she lamented, “I fucking have no one”. Her cunning and analytical nature are evident in her defense of controversial characters, arguing that “it's stupid to discredit a really well written character” like Naoya Zenin. Furthermore, she exhibits the house's trademark ambition and focus on personal status through her 2026 goal “to become hotter” and her pride in her social standing, exclaiming, “Omg I'm famous”. Her self-described “mentally in between state” and attraction to power dynamics suggest a personality deeply rooted in the more turbulent, resource-driven traits of the silver and green house.

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This song perfectly mirrors Kaori's volatile emotional state and her feeling of being 'too much' for the people in her life. She oscillates between extreme self-confidence and intense self-loathing, admitting, “God why do i have to ruin every good thing that comes my way” and lamenting that her “friends lowkey don't give a shit” about her. The lyrics of Liability resonate with her description of being a “mentally in between state” where she feels isolated, noting she has “fucking have no one” when her online circle is inactive. Her self-proclaimed “parasocial relationship with gege” serves as a coping mechanism for the instability she finds in her real-world connections and her own self-sabotaging tendencies.

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