BlightYoakam
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Bart Simpson is the quintessential rebellious troublemaker, which aligns with the user's aggressive and anti‑authority tone. The user frequently uses profanity and threatens chaos, e.g., "Going to Waffle House to instigate a fight and just detonating a suicide vest" and "BITCH WHY WOULD YOU DECLINE A 740 BLOOD DK FOR A WORLD BOSS GROUP I'M LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE #WorldofWarcraft". Like Bart's love for mischief, they post about causing trouble at work, "Which one of you fucking females broke the toilet seat in the employee bathroom" and "Operation Destroy All GenX Coworkers is a go". Their obsession with heavy metal and horror mirrors Bart's occasional edgy music tastes, as seen in "Sutratma was so fucking good. I FUCKING LOVE DOOM METAL!!!" and "I think I'm Dick Hallorann". Overall, the user's chaotic, profanity‑laden, anti‑establishment style most closely resembles Bart's personality among the main Simpsons characters.

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The user constantly engages with the outside world, as seen in tweets like "Shout out to the employee at wingstop with full goth makeup on" and "Going to Waffle House to instigate a fight and just detonating a suicide vest," showing clear extraverted energy. Their focus on concrete, present‑moment details is evident in posts such as "8 hour maintenance in WoW today. Player housing launches!!!!" and "item level capped, all the transmogs, toys, and mounts that i wanted are collected," reflecting a sensing preference. Emotional, value‑driven reactions dominate their tone, for example "Fuck you Euroshits. I hope they do a US tour" and "I love Hereditary but that wasn't subtle," indicating a feeling orientation. Finally, the frequent impulsive, spontaneous actions—"Operation Destroy All GenX Coworkers is a go" and "No overtime for the first time in like a month it's a fucking miracle"—demonstrate a perceiving lifestyle.

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38‑year‑old metalhead, WoW DK, horror junkie, and self‑proclaimed space‑turtle god—once ate a hot‑pocket with a knife & fork at work. 🎸⚔️👾 #Gaming #Metal– @BlightYoakam

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail blends smoked mezcal and absinthe to echo the dark, heavy metal vibe of a "doom metal" fan who says "I think I'm Maturin, the colossal benevolent space turtle god" and loves the gritty atmosphere of games like World of Warcraft. The blackberry puree adds a deep, murky color reminiscent of the "I love Hereditary but that wasn’t subtle" horror aesthetic, while the blood orange provides a bitter‑sweet punch that mirrors the tweet "BITCH WHY WOULD YOU DECLINE A 740 BLOOD DK FOR A WORLD BOSS GROUP". A dash of hot sauce brings the fiery, profane energy found in "fuck you Euroshits" and "Sunn O))) just confirmed Half Life 3". Finally, the drink’s smoky finish nods to the "I fucking love it. Microdosing the PNW" vibe, making it a chaotic, rebellious sip that feels like a personal metal anthem.

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The user frequently displays a strong drive for personal dominance and recognition, as seen in "Operation Destroy All GenX Coworkers is a go" and "I will be at the Game Awards tonight #TheGameAwards". This ambition and desire for power align with Slytherin's core value of ambition. Their self‑aggrandizing statements like "I think I'm Maturin, the colossal benevolent space turtle god" show a willingness to see themselves as superior, a typical Slytherin trait. While they occasionally act recklessly, the overarching theme is self‑interest rather than bravery for a cause, making Slytherin the best fit.

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The user’s bio declares them a '38. ROCK N ROLL FAN' and their timeline is packed with metal‑heavy posts like 'Sutratma was so fucking good. I FUCKING LOVE DOOM METAL!!!' and 'I think I’m Maturin, the colossal benevolent space turtle god,' showing a deep love for dark, heavy music. Their frequent references to horror and darkness—'Hell', 'I love Hereditary but that wasn’t subtle,' and 'I hate how I process time non linearly'—mirror the night‑time, nightmare vibe of Metallica’s 'Enter Sandman,' which opens with 'Exit light, Enter night.' The aggressive, rebellious tone of tweets such as 'Fuck you Euroshits. I hope they do a US tour' and 'Operation Destroy All GenX Coworkers is a go' aligns with the song’s pounding riff and defiant chorus 'Take my hand, we’re off to never‑never land.' Finally, the user’s gaming chatter ('BITCH WHY WOULD YOU DECLINE A 740 BLOOD DK FOR A WORLD BOSS GROUP') fits the song’s battle‑ready energy that many gamers use as a pump‑up anthem.

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