Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Honesty: Openly shares drug use, surgery details, and mental‑health struggles in tweets
- Self‑awareness: Identifies bulimia, stimulant addiction, and anxiety in multiple posts
- Creativity: Creates threads, plans a Substack, and shares artistic pictures and writing ideas
- Resilience: Continues school, finals, and posting despite surgery and health issues
- Humor: Uses sarcastic lines like “alcohol calories DO NOT COUNT” and playful memes
Weaknesses:
- Substance misuse: Mentions Ritalin sublingual experiments, hydro consumption, and mixing drugs with friends
- Disordered eating: Talks about bulimia, extreme weight concerns, and reliance on ‘safe’ foods only
- Impulsive behavior: Considers blackout drinking before a train ride and drinks heavily before surgery
- Neglectful health: Ignores pre‑surgery colace, skips prescribed medication, and often goes without meals
- Emotional volatility: Shows frequent mood swings, self‑criticism, and extreme statements about anxiety or sadness
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The user's chaotic, self‑destructive lifestyle and constant focus on food, drugs, and health crises most closely resembles Homer Simpson’s classic pattern of overindulgence and reckless behavior. They brag about ignoring health warnings, as in the tweet "yeah idk who i’m kidding #heartattackmaxxing", echoing Homer's frequent heart‑attack jokes. Their mantra "alcohol calories DO NOT COUNT" mirrors Homer's love of donuts and beer while dismissing any nutritional concerns. The repeated line "drugs are better with friends are better with friends are better with drugs" reflects Homer's habit of drinking and taking shortcuts with his buddies at Moe’s. Even the frantic anxiety about upcoming surgery and the casual tone of "i love waking up nauseous and tachycardic it’s like yay now i don’t need to have any caffeine" capture Homer's reckless disregard for his own well‑being.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
Introverted: The account mainly posts solitary reflections and personal updates rather than engaging in group dialogue, e.g., "I’m drugged the fuck up and will be for many days so get ready to hear from me." Sensing: The user constantly mentions concrete, sensory details about pain, medication, food cravings and bodily sensations, such as "I love waking up nauseous and tachycardic…", "craving crumbl cookie," and "pain meds wore off I can take more in like 15 mins." Feeling: Their language revolves around emotions, self‑esteem, and relationships, like "I’m so sad," "I’ve got mad feelings for this person but I’m scared," and "i’m worried weight loss post surgery will fuck up results." Perceiving: Their posts show a spontaneous, unstructured lifestyle with impulsive decisions ("should i get blackout drunk before taking the train tonight," "i’m not showering tonight because i am tired"), indicating a preference for flexibility. These traits together align with an ISFP personality.
Some pickup lines for you
- I hear you’re prepping for reconstructive surgery and a massive 700‑gram protein plan—how about we celebrate your recovery with a post‑op Crumbl cookie and a protein shake for two?
- You’ve tried Ritalin sublingually for a quick buzz—maybe we can skip the meds and let a whisper of ‘I’m into you’ give us a faster high.
- Your go‑to safe snack is a bag of carrots, but I promise I’m a sweeter treat—let’s trade a carrot for a kiss and see which one tastes better.
- You’re curating an ED‑books list and planning a Substack—how about we co‑author a new chapter titled ‘Us’, where the plot twists are late‑night writing sessions and Crumbl cookie dates?
- You joked that alcohol calories don’t count and #heartattackmaxxing is a vibe—if my flirting makes your heart race, consider me your favorite calorie‑free rush.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Design student & recovering ED & stimulant addict. Future writer, surgery survivor, coffee & cookie enthusiast (yes, I tried Ritalin sublingually).– @blindlimic
Your signature cocktail
Surgical Snafu Sour
The Surgical Snafu Sour captures the chaotic blend of stimulant, sedation and self‑destructive humor that defines @blindlimic. Vodka mimics the feeling of being 'drugged the fuck up' after surgery, while a shot of cold‑brew espresso nods to the tweet 'has anyone tried taking ritalin sublingually…'. Overproof rum adds the reckless edge of 'alcohol calories DO NOT COUNT' and the desire to binge before a train ride. A dash of simple syrup masks the bitter reality, echoing the self‑critical line 'I’m so fat it’s disgusting'. Finally, Angostura bitters reflect the lingering nausea and pain‑med wear‑off she describes: 'I love waking up nauseous and tachycardic…'.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user shows strong ambition and a drive for self‑improvement, as seen in "i’ll do 700/day after the initial recovery period. starting when i go back to school. prioritize protein". They also display resourceful, rule‑bending behavior by asking "has anyone tried taking ritalin sublingually. seems like it’d work faster but not sure" to get a faster effect. Their willingness to take risky, self‑destructive actions, like "what self destructive behavior can i engage in if i have surgery in three days" reflects a Slytherin tendency toward daring and cunning. Additionally, they often exhibit a defiant attitude, e.g., "i’m drugged the fuck up and will be for many days so get ready to hear from me". These traits align most closely with Slytherin’s values of ambition, resourcefulness, and boldness.
Your movie
Your song
Hurt - Nine Inch Nails (popularized by Johnny Cash)
The account frequently describes self‑harm, drug use and a feeling of numbness, echoing the lyrics of Nine Inch Nails' "Hurt", which opens with "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel" – a line that mirrors tweets like "i’m bulimic and i can’t see" and "pain meds wore off i can take more in like 15mins tho". The mention of taking Ritalin sublingually and "the needle tears a hole" evokes the song’s line "the needle tears a hole". Their bio "this place is not a place of honor" aligns with the song’s somber, introspective tone about personal decay. The recurring theme of surgery and recovery, such as "surgery went well" and "i’m drugged the fuck up" reflects the song’s focus on physical and emotional damage. Overall the bleak, self‑destructive narrative in their tweets matches the haunting, confessional mood of "Hurt".
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