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They most closely resemble Marge Simpson: a nurturing, slightly overworked caretaker who still has a dramatic streak and inner goth. Like Marge, they constantly take care of others in soft, detailed ways, e.g. comforting and tending to injuries in tweets like “Careful touches as he rubbed some antiseptic on the wpund and wrapped some bandages over it, pressing a soft kiss to the spot once he was done.” and “'Shh... It's okay, baby... Grandpa's got you...' A kiss to her forehead, his lips cold against her skin. A frown at feeling how warm she is.”. The way they dote on partners and family—“My partners when I go visit them:” and “< May have bought too many gifts for his children. Definitely not beating the spoiling them allegations.”—matches Marge’s loving, over-giving nature. Their occasional exasperation and dark humor, like “my birthday is tomorrow... Ugh.” and “Taking this before my flight tonight and hopefully the garlic will kill me.”, parallels Marge’s stressed but dryly funny side. Even their tendency to quietly hold everything together while being a bit melodramatic in private (e.g. “(Covered in glitter and paint all over his clothes. He thought having a craft day with the children would be a great idea.)”) fits Marge’s role as the emotional center who still gets dragged into chaos.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: many tweets center on quiet, intimate scenes and emotional caretaking rather than big socializing, such as the soft domestic roleplay and caretaking moments like “'Oh, sweet pea...' Picking up the little one and carrying her to a bedroom. Gotta make sure she is comfy and warm.” and celebrating New Year alone while watching fireworks in “Standing by himself as he watched the fireworks.”. Their bio quote “All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream” and their frequent poetic, metaphorical language (e.g. “📖. He is quite neutral to it, given he is technically dead himself. In fact, he would describe death as an old acquaintance and hope for it when too tired.”) show a clear Intuitive preference for symbolism and abstract themes over concrete, sensory detail. They consistently prioritize emotions, relationships, and tenderness, pointing to Feeling: they focus on caring for partners and family with lines like “'You have nothing to apologize for, my love. Don't worry about it and let me care for you.'” and warm holiday wishes in “📖. I just wanted to wish a happy new year to everyone here. All the people who made this place so welcoming… You are all such sweet, kind, wonderful people…”. Their tendency to plan trips and schedules, think ahead about birthdays, and organize travel details (e.g. “(Planning his birthday trip schedule.)” and “I am currently in Yokohama, though I should be in Richmond soon.”) suggests Judging, preferring structure and forethought. Altogether, an introspective, poetic, deeply relationship-focused, and mildly structured presence fits INFJ best.

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Roleplayer & writer bringing a very tired, very dramatic Poe to life. Once turned a house visit into a museum tour by accident. he/him · ENG/PT-BR– @BLKCATRUEM0RGUE

Your signature cocktail
The black vodka base mirrors their gothic, Poe-inspired vibe and username, a nod to the bio line “All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream” and their love of melancholic aesthetics. Coffee liqueur and cold-brew coffee reflect late-night plotting, rp replies, and drained energy, like when they say “today's a bit of a low energy day, so I don't think I'll answer as much. sorry :(”, but they keep going anyway. A shot of cherry liqueur represents all the soft, romantic affection they pour into their muses and partners, from “Come here, my dearest.” to “I love you too.”. Finally, edible glitter on top is for the chaotic, artsy, rp-nerd sparkle in their life, like being “covered in glitter and paint all over his clothes” and laughing maniacally at the timeline drama “(CACKLING. Full on maniacal laugh.)”. This cocktail is strong but sweet, a little bitter at the edges, dramatic, and just experimental enough to feel like something Poe would drink at midnight before tweeting about bird drama “I guess we have bird drama in the timeline today.”.

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This user shows strong Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, care, and gentleness in relationships. They constantly portray their muse as nurturing and physically affectionate, for example comforting a partner with, “You have nothing to apologize for, my love. Don't worry about it and let me care for you.” and, with a sick or injured loved one, “Careful touches as he rubbed some antiseptic on the wound and wrapped some bandages over it, pressing a soft kiss to the spot once he was done.”. Their devotion to family is also clear in how they treat children and grandchildren, such as, “'Oh, sweet pea...' Picking up the little one and carrying her to a bedroom. Gotta make sure she is comfy and warm.” and “'Shh... It's okay, baby... Grandpa's got you...'”, which emphasizes patience and tenderness. Even outside direct RP, they present themselves as someone who values community and kindness, writing, “I just wanted to wish a happy new year to everyone here. All the people who made this place so welcoming and honestly made this whole rp thing fun for me again. You are all such sweet, kind, wonderful people and deserve only the best the world can give.”. While there are flashes of dark humor and drama, the consistent throughline is steadfast care, emotional reliability, and a desire to make others comfortable and supported—core Hufflepuff qualities.

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A song that blends melodrama, death imagery, and tender devotion fits them perfectly, and Welcome to the Black Parade does exactly that. Their bio quote, “All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream,” and the fact that they play a technically dead Poe who sees “death as an old acquaintance” “He is quite neutral to it, given he is technically dead himself. In fact, he would describe death as an old acquaintance and hope for it when too tired.” echo the song’s fixation on mortality and memory. At the same time, their timeline is full of soft, almost overwrought affection—kissing partners and calling them mon cœur “It's the least I could do, mon cœur.”, “Come here, my dearest.”—which fits the song’s emotional, grandiose tone. Their dramatic humor about being tired of life or wanting garlic to kill them “Taking this before my flight tonight and hopefully the garlic will kill me.” also matches the theatrical, darkly self-aware energy of My Chemical Romance. Finally, their love of playing a sickly, Victorian-esque Poe “poe looking like a sickly victorian boy is so canon to me.” resonates with the song’s gothic, tragic-hero aesthetic.

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