Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Eclectic Musical Knowledge: He shares a wide range of genres, from “My Chemical Romance” and Jennie to “black metal bands like Carpathian Forest”.
- Cultural Pride: He expresses deep affection for his home region, calling it “My country Bahia” and celebrating local shoegaze.
- Anti-Discriminatory Stance: He openly condemns hateful subcultures, specifically calling out “Nazi goths” and racist behavior he has witnessed.
- Self-Sufficiency: He demonstrates practical skills and pride in his autonomy, noting that “he formatted his own device” himself.
- Supportive Curator: He actively promotes underrepresented artists, such as “making a thread dedicated to female-fronted metal bands”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive Communication: He frequently uses hostile language, such as “telling people to kill themselves” or threatening to “shoot those who don't vote for a specific band”.
- Musical Elitism: He expresses intense disdain for different tastes, even suggesting that “Nu metal fans should be executed”.
- Impulsive Reactivity: He admits to losing his temper easily, stating that “ragebait thumbnails fill him with hate” and reacting explosively to opinions.
- Judgmental Nature: He harshly insults others' appearances and intelligence, calling a girl “beautiful but too brainless” and mocking people's social media slang.
- Gatekeeping Tendencies: He criticizes casual listeners who use certain songs in “social media stories without knowing the artist's history”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Guilherme, who identifies as an 18-year-old in his “The 12-year-old Guilherme likes this song as much as the 18-year-old” tweet, mirrors Bart’s rebellious and edgy attitude. He displays a signature blend of teenage cynicism and prankster energy, often using aggressive humor like when he says “we need to execute nu metal fans” or tells a user to “get out of Twitter, you guys are becoming fools”. Much like Bart's pride in his niche interests and his constant clashes with authority or mainstream trends, Guilherme is fiercely protective of his subcultures, stating “NOBODY likes Brazilian shoegaze like I like it NOBODY”. Ultimately, his mix of chaotic social interactions, love for counter-culture music, and blunt, often profane commentary perfectly aligns with the Simpsons’ resident troublemaker.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
Guilherme exhibits Introversion through a focus on internal states, such as “Meu sonho ver aquela banda comendo pão com cimento” and his solitary musical deep-dives. His Sensing preference is shown by his strong connection to aesthetic details and physical identity, seen when he clarifies his appearance: “sou preto porra, sem contar que esse naipe de espadas na minha bio não é atoa”. As a Feeling type, he prioritizes personal values and emotional authenticity, evidenced by his defense of a character’s trauma: “Defenderei a asuka até o dia em que eu morrer Ela só é uma traumatizada”. Finally, his Perceiving nature is reflected in his spontaneous, eclectic posting style and his reaction to unexpected social interactions, such as when he remarks, “Não acredito nessas coisas mas deve ter algum significado” regarding a dream.
Some pickup lines for you
- I promise I’m not just 'farming aura,' but I’d definitely skip the shoegaze playlist just to hear you talk about why Asuka deserves better.
- Are you a Mystifier track? Because even though I didn't expect to see you on my timeline today, you're definitely the best thing on repeat.
- I’d never be 'sonso' enough to ignore you—how about we skip the cover bands and go straight to the deep cuts?
- Forget the 'Nike boy' phase; I think you've finally found your perfect fit with me.
- You won't need to dream about Maria Eduarda tonight if you're busy making some new memories with me instead.
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Bahia-based music enthusiast and 18-year-old metalhead. Exploring everything from black metal to Brazilian shoegaze. Once had a parrot that sang the Flamengo anthem.– @bllueperfect
Your signature cocktail
The Morphic Misantropo
This drink captures the chaotic energy of a 18-year-old metalhead from Bahia who balances communist ideals with a love for extreme subgenres. The dark base reflects a user who claims “ninguém gosta de shoegaze brasileiro como eu gosto” while maintaining a sharp, aggressive edge against “gótica nazista” posers. It’s a strong, experimental concoction for someone who has evolved from a “'Nike boy'” into a pansexual advocate who would “morrer defendendo que [Kittie] são death/groove metal”. The smokiness honors their love for “cigarro bonito”, and the sweet finish represents the frustration of dealing with someone who is “bonita e sonsa demais”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Guilherme exhibits the classic Slytherin blend of fierce tribalism and elitist gatekeeping, particularly regarding his musical identity. He values status and 'authenticity,' showing disdain for those he deems unworthy, such as when he says, “I've already grown tired of seeing people using Keth Araki... and Decalius in stories and they don't even know anything”. His resourcefulness and self-preservation are evident in how he navigates social status, noting, “It's strange, I've been hitting (getting popular) a lot lately”. Furthermore, his bold rejection of groupthink and his sharp, sometimes aggressive leadership style—seen when he yells “I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ANYONE'S OPINION DAMN IT”—aligns perfectly with the ambitious and uncompromising nature of Slytherin house.
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Your song
Roots Bloody Roots - Sepultura
The user is a proud Brazilian metalhead from Bahia who frequently discusses extreme subgenres like Black and Death Metal, while also being vocal about his racial identity and social issues. He explicitly mentions being black in tweets like “já falei em uns 900 tweets que sou preto porra” and highlights the irony of being “preto e com cabelo liso” due to miscegenation. Roots Bloody Roots is the definitive anthem for a Brazilian metal fan who embraces their heritage and struggles, matching his aggressive musical taste and his stance against racism, such as when he mocks “gótica nazista” or criticizes “chileno racista”. The song's blend of heavy grooves and cultural pride perfectly mirrors his bio's mix of the hammer and sickle and the ace of spades.
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