Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Enthusiastic Fan: Shows strong, joyful passion for BL and related media, e.g. “I miss Yaoi! I miss yaoi so much.” and “Lots of men kissing on my timeline. #Amazing #Yay #LoveYaoi #Fujoshi”.
- Supportive Friend: Encourages and appreciates others, such as thanking voters in “Thank you to everyone who voted that I'm an Alpha...☺️” and cherishing Dentist Eito in “You were the first Eito to show me such kindness... I'll never forget about you.”.
- Curious Communicator: Frequently asks for opinions and interaction, like “Do you want to give your honest opinion on me? I want to know! Tell me everything!” and “Hi followers! I have a strawpage now! You can now interact with me anonymously…”.
- Creative Analyst: Enjoys analyzing dynamics and making relationship charts, seen in “The long awaited relationship chart for everyone to see. Hehe.” and BL meta like “I guess it would make sense if the reason why Takumi kept pestering Overlord is because he wants his attention most…”.
- Self-Reflective: Openly examines feelings and identity, as in “I can 100% say that I Like Girls… still not sure about the guys though…” and acknowledging mood in “I honestly haven't been in a mood to do anything. I was in my room the whole time.”.
Weaknesses:
- Provocative Harshness: Uses extreme language toward others, for example “I think Unemployed Eito should kill himself but he makes cute yaoi with Dentist and Yandere so he can stay I guess.”.
- Boundary Blindness: Encourages inclusion in very private matters, e.g. “Before you consider ERPing or talking about your feelings in someone's DMS: Always make sure to include Fujoshi Kako Tsukumo! Please!”.
- Overfixated Voyeurism: Leans heavily into watching others’ relationships for pleasure, seen in “Today I learned a new word: 'voyeur'. I think it's very fitting to my couplewatching activities.” and repeated ship-polling like “Should @sireikisser KISS @YandereEito?”.
- Escapist Priorities: Downplays real-world concerns compared to BL, e.g. “I don't really care about fighting invaders... or humanity that much. I just care about reading my yaoi.”.
- Emotional Volatility: Swings between excitement and distress, such as “I honestly haven't been in a mood to do anything. I was in my room the whole time.” contrasted with hyperactive posts like “Had lots of fun today!!!!!!! Learned new stuff!”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The account reads like Lisa Simpson if she grew up to be an extremely online fujoshi: intensely curious, articulate, and obsessed with her niche interests. She intellectualizes her hobby and codifies it into rules and tips, like in “The most important part of being a fujoshi is learning how to draw and write. Then you can make your OWN yaoi.” and “Kako Tip: Men are lonely creatures… Give him a compliment!”, which mirrors Lisa turning everything she loves into mini manifestos. Like Lisa’s mix of precocious confidence and vulnerability, she’s outspoken and self-aware but also insecure and lonely, as seen in “I honestly haven't been in a mood to do anything. I was in my room the whole time. Lying on my bed.” and “Do you want to give your honest opinion on me? I want to know!... Tell me everything you know!”. Her eager, sometimes overbearing investment in other people’s relationships – e.g. “Should @sireikisser KISS @YandereEito? Poll will stay up until 5 hours. Choose wisely.” and “I will watch Heated Rivalry soon.” – matches Lisa’s tendency to overanalyze and meddle out of genuine passion. Even her mixture of idealism and slightly edgy humor, as in “Being a fujoshi isn't for the weak. That's why all the fujoshi girls are strong, and will be the strongest.”, fits Lisa’s self-image as a strong, principled girl in a world that doesn’t always understand her obsessions.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly invite interaction, e.g. asking for anonymous opinions and DMs in “It's almost New Years! Do you want to give your honest opinion on me? I want to know! Before the year ends! Tell me! Tell me everything! Tell me everything you know!” and “Before you consider ERPing or talking about your feelings in someone's DMS: Always make sure to include Fujoshi Kako Tsukumo! Please!”. Their focus on patterns, ships, and "yaoifying everything" points to Intuition (N) over Sensing, as in “You can yaoify EVERYTHING, actually.” and their speculative relationship charts like “The long awaited relationship chart for everyone to see. Hehe.”. The tone is strongly Feeling (F): they center emotions, affection, and interpersonal warmth, e.g. “Make him urinate himself in front of other people” framed as a kink/emotional dynamic, and “I did say that I don't know, but I think I do know now...! I can 100% say that I Like Girls... still not sure about the guys though...”, where they openly process their feelings rather than argue logically. They seem more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they are spontaneous, impulsive, and playful—“I received a very interesting strawpage request so now I have to actually make a tierlist... What a pain...” and “I don't really care about fighting invaders... or humanity that much. I just care about reading my yaoi.” show a preference for following interests over structured plans. Overall, their energetic social engagement, pattern-focused shipping, emotionally charged commentary, and flexible, playful lifestyle fit ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said sometimes denial is yaoi and the only way to prove it wrong is to kiss him as a boy… so if I say ‘there’s no way you’d ever fall for me,’ are you legally required to correct me?
- You thanked everyone for voting you an Alpha, but you also called yourself clingy and needy… if you need someone to follow you around like a good little omega support, I volunteer as tribute.
- You miss yaoi so much you were mourning ‘pretty boys crying in taboo relationships’—if it helps, I can be the unemployed Eito to your Dentist Eito and let you script all our toxic yaoi dialogue.
- You said being a fujoshi is harder than any struggle all Takumis combined have experienced; as a humble admirer, I promise to at least rank somewhere above ‘public urination’ on your next tier list.
- You played DRAMAtical Murder, learned the word ‘voyeur,’ and proudly declared you only care about reading yaoi and watching couples—if we ever date, I feel like you’ll ship us before you actually kiss me… and I’d still be honored to be canon.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Fujoshi archivist of dramatic boys & stranger ships. Once missed a Gojo cosplayer out of shyness; now documenting every yaoi moment with precision.– @BLmysteries
Your signature cocktail
Virgin Voyeur Yaoi Fizz
This is a bright, non-alcoholic but intense fizz, because despite all the thirst, she's canonically never had a partner and feels a bit clueless about romance, as admitted in “I honestly haven't been in a mood to do anything. I was in my room the whole time. Lying on my bed.” and “I was doing this and mid test I realized how I really can't answer any of these correctly because I've never had a romantic partner in my life.”. Sparkling yuzu lemonade captures her sharp, excitable energy and constant hype when she screams about yaoi, like “Lots of men kissing on my timeline. #Amazing #Yay #LoveYaoi #Fujoshi”. Rose syrup stands for her unexpectedly sincere affection for others and her softness toward Eitos and Takumis, as seen in “New Years is coming. Spend time with your loving family and your soulmate and friends!”. White grape juice nods to her “complex flavors” and slightly childish, playful side, tying into “Likes: Complex Flavors, Yaoi Doujinshi” and the way she gets giddy over fandom charts like “The long awaited relationship chart for everyone to see. Hehe.”. A dash of chili tincture represents her toxic-yaoi-loving edge and sometimes brutal takes, such as “Being a fujoshi is harder and takes more struggle than any struggle all Takumis combined have experienced.” and “Today's 'problematic' yaoi is so tame.”. Finally, edible glitter captures her voyeur flair and desire to be included in everyone’s drama, perfectly matching “Before you consider ERPing or talking about your feelings in someone's DMS: Always make sure to include Fujoshi Kako Tsukumo! Please!” and her self-description as a voyeur in “Today I learned a new word: 'voyeur'. I think it's very fitting to my couplewatching activities.”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Kako shows a distinctly analytical and curious mindset that fits Ravenclaw best. She treats her fandom as a research project, for example when she says she has to "actually make a tierlist and find every Eito & Takumi account that exists" and calls it "a pain" but still does it, showing methodical data-gathering and categorization: “I received a very interesting strawpage request so now I have to actually make a tierlist and find every Eito & Takumi account that exists. What a pain...”. She also literally describes making a "relationship chart" for everyone to see, which is a very Ravenclaw, systems-thinking way to understand social dynamics: “The long awaited relationship chart for everyone to see. Hehe.”. Her tweets show a love of learning new concepts and terms, like when she happily reports, “Today I learned a new word: 'voyeur'. I think it's very fitting to my couplewatching activities.”. Even her yaoi obsession is treated with quasi-academic analysis—she dissects ships, tropes, and character dynamics in detail, e.g. “I guess it would make sense if the reason why Takumi kept pestering Overlord is because he wants his attention most and likes talking to him... could he be a traditional tsundere?”. The combination of curiosity, pattern‑making, and intellectualized fandom aligns much more with Ravenclaw than with the more straightforward ambition of Slytherin or heart-led loyalty of Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Girls / Girls / Boys - Panic! At The Disco
A song about fluid attraction and obsessive infatuation fits Kako perfectly. They openly puzzle over their orientation, saying “I can 100% say that I Like Girls… still not sure about the guys though”, which echoes the song’s theme that ‘love is not a choice.’ The track’s focus on desire and fixation mirrors their intense, almost voyeuristic fascination with relationships, like when they declare “Before you consider ERPing or talking about your feelings in someone's DMS: Always make sure to include Fujoshi Kako Tsukumo!” and proudly call themselves a voyeur in “Today I learned a new word: 'voyeur'. I think it's very fitting to my couplewatching activities.”. Their entire bio and timeline revolve around BL obsession—“here for the yaoi” and posts like “I miss Yaoi! I miss yaoi so much. Pretty boys crying and having ataboo relationship with another man... I miss it!!!”—which fits the song’s unapologetic celebration of non‑standard romance. The dramatic, slightly chaotic energy of the track also matches their over-the-top, earnest fandom persona seen in tweets like “Being a fujoshi isn't for the weak. That's why all the fujoshi girls are strong, and will be the strongest.”.
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