Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Academic Dedication: Manages a heavy workload including AP Biology, AP Chemistry, and AP Psychology, as seen in their list of school tasks.
- Self-Reflective: Demonstrates growth by realizing social anxiety doesn't require self-hatred and acknowledging their future self will view them differently.
- Artistic Passion: Engages deeply with music as a guitarist, discussing drum volumes and technical guitar tunings.
- Intellectual Curiosity: Explores diverse topics beyond school, from reading about Timor-Leste to analyzing the philosophies of Frankenstein and Buddhism.
- Social Courage: Taking steps toward living authentically by being out to 30% of their school and making new friends.
Weaknesses:
- Low Self-Esteem: Frequently refers to themselves as "nobody" and criticizes their own physical appearance, such as their "skyscraper forehead".
- High Anxiety: Admits to being an "anxiety final boss" and engaging in multiple simultaneous self-soothing behaviors to cope.
- Social Withdrawal: Expresses frequent desires to "go home" and struggles with the emotional weight of online discourse.
- Doomscrolling Habits: Struggles to cut down on Twitter usage and finds that alternative hobbies sometimes make them feel worse.
- Anxious Attachment: Self-identifies with anxious attachment and overanalyzes social cues regarding crushes.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, blobby is a high-achieving student who expresses a mixture of academic dedication and existential dread, specifically regarding subjects like “ap biology is a gradually unfolding story... ap chemistry is a whole lotta BULLshit”. They share a deep connection to music and instruments, often using them as a form of self-expression, noted when they ask, “rubber broke,, is my guitar pregnant ?”. Blobby also possesses Lisa's signature social awareness and cynicism toward authority and tradition, exemplified by their realization that “they do not teach you how evil our country is in school”. Ultimately, they mirror the Simpsons middle child through their feelings of being an outsider, admitting, “i really am nobody. deep sigh”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Blobby exhibits strong Introversion through tweets about social anxiety and a preference for solitary hobbies like reading and gaming, stating, “i wanna go home”. Their Intuitive side is shown in their abstract appreciation for subjects like “ap biology is a gradually unfolding story of vast interconnected elements” and their deep interest in niche internet subcultures and symbolism. The Feeling trait is evident in their emotional vulnerability and focus on identity, as they reflect on being “genuinely heartbroken” or finding music that is “spiritually lesbian”. Finally, their Perceiving nature is clear from their self-described “sloppy” approach to tasks and a chaotic list of schoolwork to do “TOMORROW”, suggesting a flexible and spontaneous lifestyle over rigid planning.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Midwest Emo song? Because I'd let you put my guitar in DAEAC#E and tune out the rest of the world with me.
- I promise I’m more than just 'real artistic intent'—wanna go home and play Umamusume until one of us runs out of characters?
- Forget the apple juice ants and the iodine gas, I think the most dangerous thing in this lab is the chemistry between us.
- I’m not a wannabe dictator or a fascist, but I’d definitely be the Satosugu to your soul—minus the tragic backstory, hopefully.
- You don't need a skyscraper forehead to see that we’d be the perfect crackship; I’ve already got the dice if you’ve got the passion.
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AP student and guitarist navigating midwest emo, gacha history, and complex chemistry labs. Ask me why AP Bio is a better story than AP Chem.– @blobl_ynn
Your signature cocktail
The Midwest Emo Skyscraper
This experimental cocktail is served tall to match her “skyscraper forehead”, balancing the bitterness of being “socially awkward” with the surprising sweetness of her hobbies. The base is complex and niche, much like her guitar being “tuned to daeac#e”, while the violet hue pays homage to the school day where “iodine gas incident at school today” occurred. Despite the “unfortunate midwest emo” energy, the drink is spiked with apple juice because she “wait[s] for ants to come in to my glass of apple juice”. It’s a drink for someone who is “out to 30% of people at school” and 100% committed to the bit.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Blobby exhibits a quintessential Ravenclaw disposition through their analytical approach to school subjects and a deep appreciation for complex, interconnected systems, notably stating that “ap biology is a gradually unfolding story of vast interconnected elements”. Their intellectual curiosity extends to self-reflection and philosophical inquiry, as seen when they critically evaluate belief systems, noting that “i feel so weird about buddhism because it's like they get everything about the problem right”. They possess a quirky, individualistic wit and a love for niche knowledge, ranging from history lessons about “how evil our country is” to analyzing the “artistic intent” of media. This combination of academic rigor, a “skyscraper forehead” of intellect, and a creative, slightly eccentric perspective on life firmly places them in the house of the wise.
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Your Dog - Soccer Mommy
The song's blend of bedroom pop and indie rock perfectly mirrors blobl_ynn’s heavy interest in midwest emo and the DIY music scene, specifically their mentions of being “unfortunately midwest emo” and playing guitar in “daeac#e” tuning. Its themes of identity and feeling small resonate with their self-deprecating humor and tweets like “i really am nobody. deep sigh”. Additionally, the lyrics about subordination and anxiety reflect their struggles with being “socially awkward and/or anxious” while navigating their transition and school life. The song captures the specific brand of melancholic youth found in their bio: “with the teeth of a raven and the hands of a porcupine”.
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