Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Openly expresses feelings in tweets like “o vazio voltou pior q qntes” and “sinto falta do meu antigo eu”, showing strong self-awareness of emotional states.
- Aesthetics-focused: Shows interest in visual/style identity through posts like “pqp fiquei mt estetico nesse”, “boots” outfit photos, and multiple “#NovaFotoDePerfil” updates.
- Music-passionate: Frequently celebrates artists and genres in tweets like “rap experimental e meu genero favorito e é notavel”, “obrigado parannoul vc salvou minha vida”, and “se voce se sentir triste… black country new road”.
- Caring-romantic: Expresses tender, affectionate feelings in posts like “i want to love everything you hate about yourself” and “mds eu to apaixonado,” showing desire to care deeply for others.
- Self-expressive: Uses Twitter as a diary for thoughts and identity, from “top musicas q me representam” to “loser starter pack” and “me fr,” revealing comfort in sharing personal reflections.
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal-ideation: Openly talks about wanting to die in tweets like “plan A: kill myself plan B: suicide”, “q pena q a unica garota q confiei foi escrota e me usou vou me matar”, and “vou acabar querendo me suicidar dnv com essa rotina”.
- Self-loathing: Shows harsh self-judgment in posts like “porra ela e tao legal… pq parece q eu estrago tudo nisso” and “mds eu te odeio tanto quanto eu odeio a mim mesmo”.
- Paranoid-thinking: Mentions distress over paranoia in “MDS EU ODEIO SER PARANOICO” and reacts strongly to social situations, like feeling used when “ela postou foto com outro dps de 2 dias de pedir um tempo”.
- Social-anxiety: Struggles interacting with others, as seen in “qvergonha pq n consigo fr ckm ngm” and indecision in “sera se eu mando msg”.
- Anger-reactivity: Often vents with intense profanity and hostility, like “vsf vsf vsf vsf vsf vsf vsf vsf vsf vsf vsf” and “maior erro da vida e ler os comentarios disso, tem q matar mesmo”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, especially her mix of sensitivity, introspection, and niche/arty interests. They show deep emotional intensity and recurring depression and suicidal ideation, like Lisa’s darker, more introspective episodes, in posts such as “plan A: kill myself plan B: suicide” and “vou acabar querendo me suicidar dnv com essa rotina”. Their strong attachment to offbeat, emotionally heavy music and films—like “brilho eterno de uma mente sem lembranças e meu filme favorito desculpa”, “obrigado parannoul vc salvou minha vida”, and “eu te amo the ghost pop tape”—parallels Lisa’s love of jazz and art as emotional lifelines. They also show self-awareness and regret about the past, as in “sinto falta do meu antigo eu” and “se arrependimento batesse…”, which fits Lisa’s tendency to overthink and dwell on her feelings. Even their mix of cynicism and tenderness, seen in “i want to love everything you hate about yourself” and “as vezes nois so anda meio preso no passado”, feels very Lisa: emotionally raw, intelligent, and searching for meaning in a world that often feels overwhelming.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean strongly introvert: they often mention loneliness and inner turmoil instead of socializing, e.g. “sofro calado na solidão” and “qvergonha pq n consigo fr ckm ngm”, and fantasize about escaping society with one special person in “quando a sociedade colapsar quero morar no meio de uma floresta apenas com alguem mt especial…”. Their focus on meaning, feelings, and aesthetics over concrete reality suggests intuition, as seen in existential or poetic lines like “as vezes nois so anda meio preso no passado”, “sinto falta do meu antigo eu”, and the romantic statement “i want to love everything you hate about yourself”. They clearly favor feeling over thinking: they speak in raw emotions about heartbreak and being used, e.g. “q pena q a unica garota q confiei foi escrota e me usou vou me matar” and “ela postou foto com outro dps de 2 dias de pedir um tempo😐”, and show deep attachment to emotionally intense media like brilho eterno de uma mente sem lembranças in “meu filme favorito desculpa”. Their lifestyle appears unstructured and reactive, fitting perceiving: they complain about lack of ideas in “queria postwr mais nesse twitter mas eu n tenho ideias”, spiral impulsively in tweets like “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA VSF EU TO MALUCO”, and drift through moods rather than presenting plans or routines. Overall, the introspective melancholy, idealism, and emotional intensity, alongside a spontaneous, unplanned online presence, align best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said ‘CHROMAKOPIA’ will never beat ‘cmiygl’, but hear me out: what if we listen to both, argue about it at 3 a.m. while you’re feverish with red eyes, and let the chemistry decide the winner?
- Your bio says ‘sweet trip’, you love Parannoul, Black Country New Road and The Ghost Pop Tape… at this point I don’t want a relationship, I want a full ‘rap experimental + math rock + sad indie’ shared playlist with you.
- You said ‘Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind’ is your favorite movie and that you’re ‘stuck in the past’ and miss your old self — if you ever try to erase your memories again, can you leave the ones where we meet and talk about Yonlu and Devon Hendryx intact?
- You joked ‘plan A: kill myself plan B: suicide’, but also ‘katie don’t be depressed :D’ — how about plan C: we rant about Kanye, rate Peggy’s new album, and see if your ‘loser starter pack’ finally upgrades to ‘couple that’s weird but kinda iconic’?
- You said ‘when society collapses’ you wanna live in a forest with someone special by a lake — I don’t have a cabin yet, but I can bring math rock, opium beats, crack rock on loop, and all the love for everything you hate about yourself.
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Math rock & rap experimental enjoyer. Once watched ‘Eternal Sunshine’ sick at 1 a.m. and called it self-care. Here for loud albums & quiet overthinking.– @blondswitch
Your signature cocktail
Plan B: Based God Sour
This cocktail hits like a late-night doomscroll: strong, bitter-sweet, and a bit self-destructive, echoing their dark humor in “plan A: kill myself plan B: suicide” and “q pena q a unica garota q confiei foi escrota e me usou vou me matar”. The high-proof bourbon channels the raw, volatile energy of tweets like “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA VSF EU TO MALUCO” and “o vazio voltou pior q qntes”. The blackberry math-rock shrub nods to their love of experimental sounds in “rap experimental e meu genero favorito e é notavel” and “mds to apaixonado em math rock”, turning sour feelings into something artful. Pink grapefruit brings a bittersweet teen-movie vibe worthy of “brilho eterno de uma mente sem lembranças e meu filme favorito desculpa” and all the heartbreak in “ela postou foto com outro dps de 2 dias de pedir um tempo😐”. The smoked salt rim reflects their jaded edge in “mds eu te odeio tanto quanto eu odeio a mim mesmo”, while the tiny dash of absinthe is the ghostly, artsy touch for “eu te amo yonlu”, “obrigado parannoul vc salvou minha vida”, and “eu te amo the ghost pop tape”, proving that even at their lowest, they’re still chasing something beautiful and weird.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their timeline shows deep emotional loyalty to people and art, even when that loyalty hurts. They repeatedly express gratitude and attachment to artists who helped them through pain, like “obrigado parannoul vc salvou minha vida” and “eu te amo yonlu”, which signals a strong, almost loyal devotion. They also show a gentle, others-focused side despite their own issues, as in “se voce se sentir triste lembre se que o mundo tem mais de 4 bilhoes de anos e vc por algum motivo nasceu na mesma epoca de black country new road🤗” and “katie dont be depressed :D”, where they actively try to comfort others. Even in romantic disappointment, like “ela postou foto com outro dps de 2 dias de pedir um tempo😐” and “q pena q a unica garota q confiei foi escrota e me usou vou me matar”, the pain comes from feeling their trust and loyalty were betrayed. While they have creative and melancholic Ravenclaw vibes in tweets about films and music such as “brilho eterno de uma mente sem lembranças e meu filme favorito desculpa” and “rap experimental e meu genero favorito e é notavel”, the core of their identity revolves around attachment, devotion, and how deeply they feel connections, which aligns most strongly with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Ghost - Parannoul
A well‑suited song for @blondswitch is “Ghost” by Parannoul, because their timeline is full of anxiety, self‑loathing, and nostalgia that mirrors Parannoul’s depressive, shoegaze‑math‑rock vibe. They directly credit Parannoul with helping them survive, saying “obrigado parannoul vc salvou minha vida”, and they repeatedly express a heavy emptiness in tweets like “o vazio voltou pior q qntes” and “sinto falta do meu antigo eu”, which fits the song’s themes of isolation and being a spectator in one’s own life. Their repeated suicidal ideation in “plan A: kill myself plan B: suicide” and “q pena q a unica garota q confiei foi escrota e me usou vou me matar” aligns with the track’s feeling of wanting to disappear while still craving connection. At the same time, their love of experimental and emotional music—“rap experimental e meu genero favorito e é notavel” and “mds to apaixonado em math rock”—matches Parannoul’s sound palette almost perfectly. Ghost captures both their intense inner turmoil and their tendency to romanticize pain through music like the ghost pop tape and Yonlu, as seen in “eu te amo the ghost pop tape” and “eu te amo yonlu”.
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