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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, Mutt is a high-achieving student who expresses intense frustration with school systems, celebrating when they are “ONLY FAILING ONE OF MY CLASSES NOW INSTEAD OF THREE”. They share Lisa's activism and disdain for outdated academic concepts, notably calling out “the most sexist ideas in psychology” and Freud’s theories. Both characters experience deep emotional highs and lows, with Mutt frequently discussing their “symptoms of depression” and a feeling of being misunderstood by parental figures. Furthermore, their shared love for animals and nature is evident when Mutt exclaims, “I FUCKING LOVE BIRDS”, echoing Lisa's compassionate and often overwhelmed Simpsons persona.

Your MBTI personality Type
Mutt demonstrates Introversion (I) through a strong preference for online spaces and a literal fear of physical social interaction, stating that being forced to sit near others “stresses me out and makes me panicked and paranoid”. Their Intuition (N) is reflected in their deep immersion in fictional 'yume' worlds and self-identification as a “puppy” or “internet angel”, prioritizing symbolic identity over literal reality. The Feeling (F) preference is dominant, as their feed is driven by intense emotional outbursts regarding family and fan-ships, such as “i laf yu chuuya........... i laf yu forever and ever”. Finally, they align with Perceiving (P) due to their spontaneous, scattered posting style and self-admitted lack of academic structure, celebrating that they are “ONLY FAILING ONE OF MY CLASSES NOW INSTEAD OF THREE”.

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High school student and aspiring digital artist. When I’m not tutoring my brother or practicing quadrobics, I’m drawing Pokémon and counting down to Miku Expo.– @blood_suckrr

Your signature cocktail
This drink captures the chaotic energy of a self-proclaimed 'internet angel ᜊ( ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ᜊ' who is also 'literally puppy'. The neon blue base pays homage to the $600 Miku Expo tickets at the center of their family drama, while the biting bitters represent the burning rage of someone who ‘FUCKING HATES MY STEPMOM 💥’. It’s served in a tall glass because they’re 'fat and greedy' for attention, specifically for people to ‘enjoy your mutt bingo’. The effervescent finish reflects the highs of ‘GETTING BETTER’ in class, making it the perfect experimental sip for a Chuuya yume-user.

Your Hogwarts House
Mutt displays a strong sense of self-preservation and resourcefulness, specifically in how they navigate a difficult home life by “rightfully” guilttrip(ping) my dad to protect their interests. Their ambition and desire for specific status are evident through their focus on personal milestones and aesthetics, as seen when they describe a character as their “transition goal i aspire to become”. They exhibit a pragmatic, sometimes edgy resourcefulness, even boasting about how they “LIFTED RAZOR BLADES FROM A STORE”. This combination of cunning social maneuvering and a focus on personal identity goals aligns them most closely with the house of Slytherin.

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This song perfectly captures Mutt’s strong identification with animalistic behavior and their desire for a feral yet affectionate existence. Mutt frequently refers to themselves as a dog, tweeting “guys im literally puppy oh my god” and “Put me down like an animal and tell me what a pretty thing I make.”, which mirrors the song's themes of instinctual, non-human comfort. Their interest in “quadrobics” and constant animal-themed vocalizations like “mew” further align with the track's focus on shedding human complexity. Additionally, the song’s underlying vulnerability resonates with Mutt’s struggles with school and family, as seen when they vent, “I FUCKING HATE MY STEPMOM”.

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