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This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, especially an older, more relaxed version of her. They’re reflective and philosophical, wanting “an online legacy of warmth, cheer, joy, friendship, love, and inspiration” “want an online legacy of warmth, cheer, joy, friendship, love, and inspiration”, which mirrors Lisa’s desire to be morally consistent and leave the world better. Like Lisa, they balance sincerity with awareness of the absurd, saying things like “what will all these words mean in 10 years? nothing… just have fun on the app and tie your shoes, anon” “what will all these words mean in 10 years? nothing, unless the govt appropriates old tweets for audit and new sedition acts just have fun on the app and tie your shoes, anon”, mixing existential thinking with humor. Their commitment to being a comforting presence—“no matter where you’re from, i will be a place where you can rest your eyes… you’re welcome to my cheer and happiness if it helps you at all” “no matter where you’re from, i will be a place where you can rest your eyes. i don’t have much to say or prove. my life is small but it belongs to me. you’re welcome to my cheer and happiness if it helps you at all.”—matches Lisa’s role as the emotional and ethical center of many episodes. Even their playful self-awareness about cringe and growth—“when you realize your 2020 tweets would be lined up and shot for being cringe but it’s 2025 now” “when you realize your 2020 tweets would be lined up and shot for being cringe but it’s 2025 now”—feels like Lisa’s evolution from earnest kid to self-aware adult. Overall, they read as a Lisa who’s learned to let go a little, still thoughtful and idealistic but more committed to joy, community, and in-jokes with the homies.

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They lean Extraverted: they clearly enjoy playful interaction and shared experiences, e.g. inviting others in with “join my joy ruck crub” and discussing playing Rocket League with their partner in “we’re playing rocket league and Husbando bumped my car off a goal…”. Their focus is strongly Intuitive, zooming out to big-picture reflections like “what will all these words mean in 10 years? nothing… just have fun on the app and tie your shoes, anon” rather than concrete details. They come across as Feeling-oriented, prioritizing warmth and emotional connection: “want an online legacy of warmth, cheer, joy, friendship, love, and inspiration” and “no matter where you’re from, i will be a place where you can rest your eyes… you’re welcome to my cheer and happiness if it helps you at all”. Finally, they seem more Perceiving than structured, embracing spontaneity and the unreality of the app in “in all seriousness, its 2D ok… so have fun this app isnt real” and joking about not knowing what to do here in “dang so like… what do people do on this app?”. Their blend of existential humor, emotional openness, and spontaneous play fits ENFP well.

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Joy scholar & midnight Hamlet resident. Once compared Rocket League drama to a Telltale choice and my husband still hasn’t forgiven me.– @bloodfreud

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This sunny, slightly chaotic highball channels their self-described “tropical philosophy account of ???” vibe from their bio with coconut-infused rum and bright citrus. The sparkling lychee soda and honey-ginger syrup embody their mission to be a warm, welcoming presence: “no matter where you’re from, i will be a place where you can rest your eyes… you’re welcome to my cheer and happiness if it helps you at all.” The drink is strong but playful, like someone who can say with a straight face: “history will show that people who have fun, end up having more fun than people who don’t have fun i hope this helps lmfao.” The dash of bitters nods to their existential streak and acceptance of impermanence: “you find people who make you feel welcome and you make them feel welcomed and we hold onto each other as long we can. and then we die, one by one. that’s it.” Finally, the overall experimental mix and sparkling lift reflects their desire for an online legacy of joy and inspiration over clout: “want an online legacy of warmth, cheer, joy, friendship, love, and inspiration everything else isn’t really that important when it’s all said & done” and their goofy, self-aware energy in lines like “dang so like… what do people do on this app? is this how i find like minded friends who enjoy life & have fun?”.

Your Hogwarts House
The clearest throughline in @bloodfreud’s tweets is a strong commitment to warmth, welcome, and loyalty, which strongly aligns with Hufflepuff values. They explicitly say they “want an online legacy of warmth, cheer, joy, friendship, love, and inspiration” in this tweet: “want an online legacy of warmth, cheer, joy, friendship, love, and inspiration everything else isn’t really that important when it’s all said & done”, emphasizing kindness over status or achievement. Their description of how to use the app centers on mutual care and sticking together—“you find people who make you feel welcome and you make them feel welcomed and we hold onto each other as long we can”—which is classic Hufflepuff loyalty and community-mindedness. They also position themselves as a soft place for others to rest emotionally: “no matter where you’re from, i will be a place where you can rest your eyes… you’re welcome to my cheer and happiness if it helps you at all”, showing patience and generosity rather than self-promotion. Even their approach to fun and the app is inclusive and low-ego—“history will show that people who have fun, end up having more fun than people who don’t have fun i hope this helps lmfao”—suggesting a down-to-earth philosophy that prizes shared enjoyment and simple goodness, all of which are quintessentially Hufflepuff traits.

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Lizzo’s Good as Hell fits @bloodfreud because it’s about radiating joy, resilience, and encouragement to others, which matches their desire for an "online legacy of warmth, cheer, joy, friendship, love, and inspiration" as they say in "want an online legacy of warmth, cheer, joy, friendship, love, and inspiration". They often act like a hype friend to the timeline, insisting that "history will show that people who have fun, end up having more fun than people who don’t have fun i hope this helps lmfao" in this tweet. The song’s theme of being a soft place for yourself and others mirrors their promise: "no matter where you’re from, i will be a place where you can rest your eyes" in this tweet. Even when they joke about the absurdity of the app – "just have fun on the app and tie your shoes, anon" in this tweet – it’s still rooted in self-care and playfulness, very much in the spirit of Lizzo’s upbeat, affirming anthem. Their mix of silliness, positivity, and ride-or-die homie energy – like laughing with the same friends for years in "Me too I loved this 🙂↕️💕 Laughing with the same homies for years" – aligns closely with the song’s message of lifting yourself and your people up.

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