Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares pain and vulnerability, like feeling chronically suicidal and exhausted with life in “being chronically suicidal for years on end is so fucking ass im so tired of it” and “today has deadass been awful and im very tired of my life and unmotivated to keep going”.
- Passionate fan: Shows strong enthusiasm for favorite characters and games, e.g. “i'm an aventurine stan first human being second”, “i need this card bad”, and celebrating C6 Furina in “i got furinas c6 after two years of working towards it”.
- Clear boundaries: States and enforces personal boundaries in fandom and social spaces, e.g. “everyone who won their 50/50 dni”, “i yume ' blocked”, and calling out behaviors they dislike in “i need self inserters to shut the fuck up forever oh my god”.
- Humorous expression: Uses exaggerated humor and absurdity to communicate feelings, like “my dick just exploded it's all over the screen and floors its everywhere” and “im gonna cum all over the street”.
- Values authenticity: Shows strong dislike toward perceived hypocrisy or inauthentic behavior, such as criticizing ChatGPT use in “ive had to block THREE fic WRITERS this week for admitting they use chatgpt” and calling out Hogwarts buyers in “bitches b like i support trans rights and then buy the h*gwarts game. i hate all of u.”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive ideation: Frequently expresses wanting to die or harm themself, e.g. “i want to fucking die”, “being chronically suicidal for years on end is so fucking ass”, and threatening self-harm over character design in “if they make him tall im killing myself”.
- Harsh hostility: Often escalates disagreements into extreme hostility, like “go to fuckin hell man genuinely ud be doing the world a favor if u died” and “all chatgpt users ... go to hell”.
- Interpersonal distrust: Shows strong pessimism about relationships and being let down, e.g. “soon enough i will have no friends and be completely alone because i am insufferable!!! yay!!!”, “i should just block everyone and cut them off atp bc im tired of being let down”, and attachment issues in “i /will/ be hurt over and over and keep coming back like an idiot”.
- Intense negativity: Timeline is heavily dominated by hate and frustration, such as “wow columbina stans are so fucking annoying”, “its crazy how much unwarranted hatred i have towards dhpt”, and “i hate all of u”.
- Volatile reactivity: Reacts very strongly to relatively small triggers, like wanting to slap someone over a food order comment in “someone told me it's not that deep... i almost bitch slapped them right then and there” and getting highly triggered by a TikTok trend in “this new tiktok trend... is insanely fucking triggering i cant wait for it to die”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely resembles Bart Simpson: chaotic, loud, and unapologetically inappropriate but with flashes of vulnerability. Their timeline is full of horny, boundary-pushing jokes like “my dick just exploded it's all over the screen and floors its everywhere” and “i need to fuck this twink in the ass”, which fits Bart’s crude, shock-humor sensibility. At the same time, they show deep emotional turbulence and self-destructive thoughts, as in “being chronically suicidal for years on end is so fucking ass im so tired of it” and “soon enough i will have no friends and be completely alone because i am insufferable!!! yay!!!”, echoing Bart’s hidden insecurity beneath the troublemaker persona. Their antagonism toward certain groups and discourse—like “all chatgpt users (ESPECIALLY ones using it for college but everyone really) go to hell”—matches Bart’s instinct to rebel and stir conflict. Overall, they read as a very-online, adult, fandom-poisoned version of Bart: irreverent, impulsive, horny, and hurting, masking genuine pain with jokes and aggression.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they describe themselves as "priv" and complain about people often, e.g. “soon enough i will have no friends and be completely alone because i am insufferable!!! yay!!!” and “i should just block everyone and cut them off atp bc im tired of being let down”, which suggests a small, emotionally intense social circle rather than broad, energizing social engagement. Their interests and expressions are highly imaginative and fandom-focused, fitting Intuition (N): they live in fictional worlds and meta takes like “sometimes ppl who arent my irls follow me here... rt some pervert shit to make sure we're all on the same page that fiction ≠ reality” and elaborate character/ship preferences like “literally if u told me in january that we would get an ely expy in genshin... let my goat elysia rest in peace”. They are strongly Feeling (F): most posts are emotional reactions about values and relationships, e.g. “being chronically suicidal for years on end is so fucking ass im so tired of it”, “shoutout attachment issues i /will/ be hurt over and over and keep coming back like an idiot”, and moral stances like “bitches b like i support trans rights and then buy the h*gwarts game. i hate all of u.”. Despite having strong opinions, they show little evidence of structured planning or long-term organization, reflecting Perceiving (P): they describe mood and impulse-driven behavior such as “you always know its gotta be ass o clock in my timezone... when i get on my soapbox to either: be depressed or be a hater (or both)” and medication/mood fluctuations like “methinks i need to be back on mood stabilizers”. Overall, the combination of intense inner emotional life, strong value-driven rants, fantasy/character fixation, and unstructured spontaneity aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re an Aventurine stan first and a human being second — hypothetically, where does ‘person I obsess over like a yandere Aventurine’ rank on that list, and may I apply?
- You threatened to sit naked on a hot grill before putting Furina on Favonius… I’m not asking you to risk third‑degree burns, but would you at least risk a co‑op run and some late‑night venting with me?
- You got C6 Furina after two years of grinding, cry over Amphoreus, and still have energy to brainrot over Chuuya and Durin — that is commitment. Have you considered re‑rolling for one (1) supportive party member dedicated to you instead?
- You keep tweeting ‘I want to fucking die’ and ‘soon enough I will have no friends,’ but you also bully yumesh*ppers, hate the Hogwarts game, and love Dottore, Neuv, and Aventurine. Statistically speaking, you’re exactly my type of disaster; can I queue up as your emotional support unit?
- You’re 50% horny posting, 50% mental illness posting, and chronically suicidal at ass o’clock — lucky for you, I main ‘dumb of ass’ too. How about we min-max our build and turn that into 100% ‘trauma bonding while thirsting over Chuuya and Sephiroth’ together?
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Your new Twitter bio
Media student with too many opinions on gacha men. Once cried over a 50/50 loss in public and took notes. Venting, analysis, and occasional thirst.– @bloodinfctns
Your signature cocktail
The Chronically Suicidal Twink Slayer
Overproof dark rum stands in for their intense, no-filter energy and constant crash-out hours, as they say, “you always know its gotta be ass o clock in my timezone (4 6 am) when i get on my soapbox to either: be depressed or be a hater (or both)”. Sour cherry liqueur brings the horny-sweet obsession with pretty men and fictional freaks like “i need to fuck this twink in the ass” and “taps mic is this thing on. i need aventurine creampied. thank u.”. An espresso shot reflects their exhausted but still-functioning depression and chronic ideation, echoing “being chronically suicidal for years on end is so fucking ass im so tired of it” and “today has deadass been awful and im very tired of my life and unmotivated to keep going”. Grapefruit bitters capture their sharp, bitter hater streak toward fandom discourse and certain ships, like “full hate to yumeshippers actually” and “part 10000 of 'why dont u like yumes?'”. Finally, the chili-salt rim mirrors their spicy, combative edge and readiness to snap when dismissed, as seen in “someone told me it's not that deep... and swear to god i almost bitch slapped them right then and there” and the unapologetic line “all chatgpt users (ESPECIALLY ones using it for college but everyone really) go to hell”. This cocktail is strong, bitter-sour, and a little dangerous: half horny, half mental illness posting in a glass, just like they promised in their bio.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their timeline reads like someone driven by intense desire, self‑protection, and a sharp, often ruthless sense of boundaries—classic Slytherin traits. They’re unapologetically vicious toward groups they dislike, e.g. “bitches b like i support trans rights and then buy the h*gwarts game. i hate all of u.” and “i need self inserters to shut the fuck up forever oh my god”, showing a willingness to burn bridges rather than tolerate what they despise. Their self-preservation and cynicism around relationships are explicit in tweets like “soon enough i will have no friends and be completely alone because i am insufferable!!! yay!!!” and “i should just block everyone and cut them off atp bc im tired of being let down”, which frame emotional withdrawal as a deliberate defense. They take pride in being a hater and in controlling their social environment, as seen in “sometimes ppl who arent my irls follow me here… 'firing a few gunshots to keep the rent low in the neighborhood' and rt some pervert shit to make sure we're all on the same page that fiction ≠ reality”, a very calculated, strategic approach to curating who stays around them. Even their fixation and hyperbole around fictional characters—“i'm an aventurine stan first human being second”—has an obsessive, all‑in edge that fits Slytherin’s intensity more than the lighter tones of other houses. While they do show vulnerability and depression, it manifests through biting humor and defensive aggression, reinforcing Slytherin’s core of ambition and self‑preservation wrapped in sharp, weaponized emotion.
Your movie
Your song
Gasoline - Halsey
Halsey’s Gasoline fits them because it wraps together messy desire, mental illness, and self‑aware bitterness in exactly the way their timeline does. Their bio literally says “50% horny content 50% mental illness posting,” and tweets like “being chronically suicidal for years on end is so fucking ass im so tired of it” and “soon enough i will have no friends and be completely alone because i am insufferable!!! yay!!!” mirror the song’s themes of self‑destructive exhaustion and alienation. At the same time, they’re extremely sex‑charged and irreverent, with posts like “i need to fuck this twink in the ass” and “taps mic is this thing on. i need aventurine creampied. thank u.”, which line up with the song’s raw, unapologetic tone. Their intense fandom brainrot and volatility — from “yandere aventurine is so delicious” to “i want to fucking die” — feel like the lyrical swings between numbness and overload in Gasoline. Even their tweet about “the fomo from halsey badlands tour is intense” (which Gasoline is from) shows a personal connection to that album’s aesthetic and themes.
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