Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Frequently expresses love and care for oomfs and imagined partners, e.g. talking about being Hector’s valentine and calling mutuals family in “‘IM OOMFS WITH EVERYONE ELSE ON YOUR OOMF WALL THIS IS LIKE A BIG HAPPY FAMILYY🥹🥹🥹📗’ WE’RE ALL FAMILY YAYAAYAY !!!!”.
- Humorous: Uses self-aware jokes and dramatic exaggeration, like threatening to pluck a friend’s hair each day he’s single in “Everyday I go without a bf I am going to pluck one hair from mizii’s head”.
- Creative: Cares about aesthetic projects such as themed strawpages and edits, as shown in “THE STRAW IS DONE !” and sharing progress screenshots of layouts he’s proud of.
- Supportive: Engages thoughtfully with others’ posts and defends values (e.g. criticizing wasteful, harmful behavior) in “This genuinely makes me so angry and annoyed because… it’s just a show of your own character…”.
- Self-expressive: Openly shares feelings, identity, and interests (BPD, yume, fandoms, gender) in both bio and tweets like “The amount of times ive switched between being more like Nikolai and more like myself needs to be studied”.
Weaknesses:
- Clinginess: Repeated intense pleas for a boyfriend, such as “Need a bf need a bf need a bf…” and “I’ll keep begging for a bf until someone confesses btw”.
- Emotional impulsivity: Rapid shifts between excitement and distress, e.g. theme changes when life feels wrong in “Something went wrong in my life again time to change my identity and attach to another character until life feels real again”.
- Self-harmful: Open references to cutting and relapse, like “The only problem with cutting on my thighs is that I wear shorts to the gym…” and using “cutting songs” in “Always going back to rebzyyx for my cutting songs when nothing else hits”.
- Low self-worth: Feels unwanted and unworthy, evident in posts like “135 mutuals and like 2 of you interact 🥀” and relating relapse to not feeling ‘worth’ recovery in “This is why I relapsed when I recovered…”.
- Dependency: Sense of happiness heavily tied to partners and online relationships, shown by missing ‘twitter mlm relationships’ in “I miss my twitter mlm relationships, I actually felt loved then” and needing to be someone’s boyfriend in “I need to be somebodies vampire Angel boyfriend NOW”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: intense, self-reflective, emotionally volatile, but also very online and wordy about their inner life. Like Lisa, they swing between wanting deep connection and feeling alienated, shown by tweets like “I miss being someone’s chronically online boyfriend…….. I miss having a boyfriend……… it’s almost Valentine’s Day guys cmon take pity on me 🥹🥹” and “135 mutuals and like 2 of you interact 🥀”. Their dramatic, self-aware posts about mental health and self-harm vibes mirror Lisa’s tendency to intellectualize and narrate her pain: “Something went wrong in my life again time to change my identity and attach to another character until life feels real again” and “This is why I relapsed when I recovered… posts like these made me feel like… im not worth getting better until I physically look like im going to keel over any day now”. They also show a striving, slightly perfectionist side in how seriously they take things like layout and presentation: “I finally FINALLY make a somewhat good looking strawpage, and I don’t get to save it before the site goes down. Im going to he angry about this forever”. Their mix of art/creative focus (edits, themed pages, f/o dynamics) and feeling out of place among peers is very Lisa-coded, just filtered through a more modern, hyper-online, yume/anitwt lens.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: despite craving a boyfriend and online affection, they frame most of their life as internal/emotional rather than socially busy, and they constantly reference privates/locks instead of large social scenes, e.g. “If anyone wants to watch me crash out at any given point in time over the STUPIDEST shit you should totally follow my private 🥹🥹 it’s kinda selective” and “135 mutuals and like 2 of you interact 🥀”. They read as iNtuitive because they orbit fantasies, characters, and identity themes far more than concrete details, like “Im gonna grow out my hair, bleach it white, get really skinny and slice my eye and be Nikolai irl okay??” and “Something went wrong in my life again time to change my identity and attach to another character until life feels real again”. Their decision-making is clearly Feeling-based: they focus on hurt, validation, and relational longing, for example “This is why I relapsed when I recovered, posts like these made me feel like… im not worth getting better until I physically look like im going to keel over” and the repeated desperate bids for love like “If any of my moots are single and desperate and want a mentally ill boyfriend I have my DMs open 24/7 🥹🥹”. Their lifestyle is highly Perceiving: impulsive, chaotic, and reactive rather than structured—seen in things like “Maybe one cut…”, the spur-of-the-moment identity/theme swaps “Aka a theme change again and hoping I don’t kill myself”, and the way they start projects like their strawpage in flurries of energy then lose progress without clear planning, e.g. “I lost all my progress because my internet detected a bad gateway.”. Putting this together—introspective, fantasy/identity-focused, deeply emotional, and spontaneous—INFP fits better than neighboring types like ENFP (they’re more internal than social) or ISFP (they seem more preoccupied with narrative/identity than concrete sensory aesthetics alone).
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re Hector’s Valentine, can I at least audition to be your chronically-online boyfriend who sends you mug-brownie pics and rebzyyx recs instead of cutting playlists?
- You keep saying you don’t want a relationship and then tweeting ‘need a bf need a bf’ like it’s a rebzyyx chorus — how about we compromise and I become your vampire angel boyfriend who also respects your he/decay pronouns?
- You hit 5k steps walking your brother’s dog, survived the police showing up over that guy’s car, and still had the energy to reconstruct a whole strawpage after a bad gateway… I don’t just want to be your bf, I want to be on your fidelity list with a character slot and everything.
- You’re over there planning to grow out your hair, bleach it white, get really skinny and be Nikolai IRL — I’m just trying to be the Hector yume who tells you you’re already peak Niko without slicing your eye open for the aesthetic.
- Since you’ll ‘take literally ANYBODY’ who likes feminine trans men, does that offer extend to someone who will pay for the Spotify family plan, hype your hectorlai edits, and never park illegally in front of your house so the cops don’t ruin our Good Niko night?
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Niko, 17 • he/decay • survives on coffee, Castlevania, and strawpage layouts that crash before saving • currently accepting boyfriend applications– @bloodspeckled_
Your signature cocktail
Hector’s Bloodied Angel (Need-A-BF Negroni)
This drink is a moody, romantic twist on a negroni, matching their dramatic, Valentine-obsessed vibe and constant bf-hunting energy from posts like “Need a bf need a bf need a bf…” and “I’ll keep begging for a bf until someone confesses btw”. The Campari/bitter red aperitivo is for the blood, self-destructive edge, and explicit self-harm references in tweets like “The only problem with cutting on my thighs…” and “Always going back to rebzyyx for my cutting songs…”, plus the religious-tinged angst of their location “I, too, will forsake god”. Sweet vermouth with cherry notes embodies the soft, affectionate, clingy side that loves oomfs and calls them family in things like “WE’RE ALL FAMILY YAYAAYAY !!!!” and their desire to be a “vampire Angel boyfriend” in “I need to be somebodies vampire Angel boyfriend NOW”. The overproof gin represents their intense fixation and high-energy yume focus on Hector and Nikolai, seen in “Hector wouldnt need to reanimate my dead body for me to obey him blindly” and “Im gonna grow out my hair, bleach it white, get really skinny and slice my eye and be Nikolai irl okay??”. A dash of saline or smoked salt stands in for the tears, stress, and police/real-life chaos in tweets like “THE FUCKING POLICE ARE AT MY GOUSE SOTP” and the tech frustration meltdown streak around strawpage and Cloudflare (“Cloudflare you gotta go.”). Finally, the black cherry + rose petal garnish reflects their romantic, gothic-angel aesthetic and their devotion to Hector as “Hector’s Valentine ♡,” capturing the mix of prettiness and morbidity that runs through their entire timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Niko’s strongest throughline is intense attachment, devotion, and a desire to belong, which are classic Hufflepuff traits. They constantly express longing for connection and commitment, like when they say “If any of my moots are single and desperate and want a mentally ill boyfriend I have my DMs open 24/7 🥹🥹” and “Hey guys im a great partner I promise 🥹🥹 I’ll be the best bf ever okay just give me a chance”, framing relationships in terms of loyalty and care. They also make structured spaces for their friends and oomfs — a fidelity list and an oomf wall — and invite others in with warmth and inclusivity, as in “Who wants to be included in an oomfs list on my straw !!!! If you do tell me a character you want !!” and their excitement that “WE’RE ALL FAMILY YAYAAYAY !!!!”. Even their frustration about low interaction — “135 mutuals and like 2 of you interact 🥀” — reads less as ego and more as hurt that their loyalty and effort aren’t reciprocated. While there are flashes of impulsivity and self-destructive jokes, what consistently dominates is a desire to nurture bonds, be a good partner, and create a safe, cozy social circle, which aligns most strongly with Hufflepuff over the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
boy fantasy - Ayesha Erotica
Ayesha Erotica fits them sonically and thematically, and “boy fantasy” in particular matches their chronically-online, affection-starved romanticism and femme-transmasc vibe. They directly reference Ayesha as a gender/mood shifter, saying “Any sense of masculinity ive ever had leaves me when I listen to Ayesha erotica”, which parallels the song’s hyper-feminine, dramatic energy. Their constant yearning for a boyfriend and online romance — “I miss being a boy wife actually sighhhh” and “If any of my moots are single and desperate and want a mentally ill boyfriend I have my DMs open 24/7 🥹🥹” — lines up with the song’s obsessive, fantasy-driven love narrative. Lines like “Need a bf need a bf need a bf…” and “I’ll keep begging for a bf until someone confesses btw” echo the song’s needy, over-the-top desire. The mix of self-aware melodrama and genuine vulnerability in their tweets mirrors the campy yet sincere emotional core of “boy fantasy.”
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