
Strengths and Weaknesses

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Lisa fits best because she’s an emotionally intense, self-aware kid who often feels alienated and struggles with heavy feelings despite being young. This user is a minor, very online, and highly self-reflective, openly talking about their body and identity in ways that suggest overthinking and sensitivity, like celebrating weight loss with “I finally lost weight 🥹” and listing a very low BMI in their bio. Lisa also has episodes where she uses dark humor and dramatic language to express her pain, mirroring tweets like “I have the worst fever ever rn, can one of you kill me”. The way they talk about self-harm in a raw but almost matter-of-fact, diary-like way in “I tried to cut myself but ended up throwing up on the bathroom floor 🤟” is reminiscent of Lisa’s confessional moments where she doesn’t hide how bad she feels. At the same time, they have bursts of creativity and pride, like “I finally drew my oc 🥹”, which aligns with Lisa’s artistic, expressive side always trying to make something meaningful out of her pain and isolation.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as more introverted (I) than extroverted: their posts center on personal feelings, health, and self-image rather than group events or busy social life, as seen in “This fever wont go down, is it possible to shove a whole bottle of honey down my throat 🙁” and the anxious self-focus of “Woudl you guyz ever want a face rev or am I delusional (>_<;)”. They lean intuitive (N) because the account is saturated with mood, identity, and self-concept rather than practical details, combining aesthetics and self-image in “I finally lost weight 🥹” and the stylized, emotive bio and OC art in “I finally drew my oc 🥹”. Their language and themes suggest feeling (F): they are emotionally expressive, self-deprecating, and focused on validation and hurt, like “I did say I'd face rev at 100 followers 💔 I LOOK LIKE A TWINKK😭” and the raw, vulnerable self-harm disclosure in “I tried to cut myself but ended up throwing up on the bathroom floor 🤟”. They seem perceiving (P) rather than judging: their actions are impulsive and spontaneous (e.g., “Js spent 30 minutes trying to cut thro plastic with a dull knife atp I dont even Wana cut myself anymore 😭🙏”), and the playful, chaotic tone of “What the sigma” and moot hunt posts suggests flexibility and in-the-moment behavior rather than structured planning. Overall, the blend of introspection, emotional intensity, identity focus, and spontaneity fits INFP better than other types.

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Mikey | artist & OC enthusiast | somehow both sick and sipping Subway | documenting life’s chaos with sketches, fevers, and too much honey– @bloodsuck_erer

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The white rum is light but sneaky, just like their chaotic minor-on-shedtwt energy and face reveal drama in “I did say I'd face rev at 100 followers 💔 I LOOK LIKE A TWINKK😭”. Pink grapefruit soda adds a sweet–bitter fizz to mirror the mix of cute posts like “I got subway and its uh really good 😸” with darker self-deprecating humor. The honey-ginger syrup is a nod to them trying to soothe themselves while sick in “This fever wont go down, is it possible to shove a whole bottle of honey down my throat 🙁”, while the ginger kicks like their sharp, dramatic tone. A splash of pomegranate juice brings a rich, blood-like color for their handle and self-harm references in “I tried to cut myself but ended up throwing up on the bathroom floor 🤟”, dark but still vibrant. The crushed ice with a tiny edible flower on top represents their delicate, femboy aesthetic and OC art pride in “I finally drew my oc 🥹”, making the whole drink look soft and pretty despite its emotional bite.

Your Hogwarts House
Mikey shows a strong streak of impulsiveness and recklessness that aligns more with Gryffindor than any other house. Their willingness to openly discuss self-harm attempts, even in a somewhat flippant tone, in tweets like “I tried to cut myself but ended up throwing up on the bathroom floor 🤟” and “Js spent 30 minutes trying to cut thro plastic with a dull knife atp I dont even Wana cut myself anymore 😭🙏” shows a disregard for personal safety that is more about raw impulsive action than strategic self-preservation. Even when very ill, they dramatize their suffering with dark humor in “I have the worst fever ever rn, can one of you kill me”, which suggests a tendency to lean into extremes rather than quietly endure. Their decision to promise and follow through on a public face reveal—“I did say I'd face rev at 100 followers 💔 I LOOK LIKE A TWINKK😭”—shows a mix of boldness and performative vulnerability typical of Gryffindors seeking connection through daring acts. While there are hints of creativity in “I finally drew my oc 🥹”, the dominant pattern is emotional intensity and impulsive, sometimes self-destructive courage, which fits Gryffindor best.

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A well-fitting song for them is Teen Idle by MARINA, which explores dark, self-destructive feelings and complicated body image in a very teenage, dramatic way. Their bio openly mentions being a minor, trans masc femboy, and even includes their BMI — “mikey , minor… trans masc femboy… ︵ bmi 15.7 ( ≧ᗜ≦)” — which fits the song’s fixation on appearance and fragile self-worth. Tweets like “I finally lost weight 🥹” and the use of tags like #edtwt in “MOOT HUNT DAY 4!? #moothunt #shedtwt #shtwt #artmoots #edtwt #drugtwt” echo the song’s themes of disordered eating and harmful ideals. Their posts about self-harm, such as “I tried to cut myself but ended up throwing up on the bathroom floor 🤟”, mirror the track’s lines about wanting to “waste [their] youth.” At the same time, glimpses of softness and creativity, like “I finally drew my oc 🥹” and playful posts about food like “I got subway and its uh really good 😸”, match the song’s bittersweet mix of vulnerability, performance, and teen melodrama.

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