Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares suicidal thoughts and plans in tweets like “i know i always threaten suicide but honestly i think my time is coming…” instead of hiding feelings.
- Caring friend: Delays her own suicidal plans to support a friend, e.g. “i may have to wait to kms, i need to take care of my friend post surgery… i dont want to end up in the hospital and fuck them over”.
- Therapy-engaged: Attends therapy and trauma work, mentioning commitments like “my therapist made me make a commitment to not killing myself for the duration of trauma therapy”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes her own mental health patterns, e.g. “the bipolar urge to stop taking my meds because i feel like they dont do anything” and questioning if she’s paranoid about cheating in “am i insane or is it realistic for me to feel this way”.
- Goal-oriented: Shows ability to plan and pursue goals, like scheduling a cosmetology school tour in “scheduled a tour for a cosmetology school imma get my shit together”.
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal planning: Repeatedly details concrete plans to die, including methods and timing in tweets like “im hanging myself on monday” and “i found a place to hang myself :D”.
- Self-harm fixation: Obsessively focuses on cutting and tools, e.g. “imma buy scalpel razors cuz they cut soooo good” and competitive comments in “my boyfriend said my cuts are ‘shoddy craftsmanship’… mine are way better”.
- Disordered eating: Actively encourages restriction and relapse, such as “FUCK IT im relapsing in my ed i dont care” and rigid OMAD plans in “if i dont lose weight its so over like im gonna starve even if it hurts and im doing omad”.
- Relationship insecurity: Shows intense fear and mistrust around her boyfriend, e.g. hypervigilance in “i feel so insecure like i feel like my bf is cheating on me… i really think he is but what if hes not” and devastation after “i cant believe he cheated on me, i feel so stupid”.
- Harsh self-criticism: Speaks very cruelly about herself, calling herself a “fucking useless piece of shit… dont deserve to be alive” and repeatedly posting “i hope i fucking die”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s intensely self-analytical, hyper-aware of her own mind, and constantly in emotional pain, much like this user’s raw introspection about their mental health and relationships. The user shows high sensitivity and rumination, obsessing over trust and love in ways that mirror Lisa’s emotional depth, as in “what do you do when you love someone with all your heart and soul but you dont know how to trust them anymore” and “i keep having nightmares that my bf is cheating on me so ive been super hyperaware of everything he does”. Lisa often feels isolated and misunderstood by her family and peers, similar to the user’s experience when they say “i told my mom i was suicidal today and she yelled at me and told me to go be depressed in bed all day” and “i feel like nobody likes me”. The user’s strong moral emotions and awareness of harm in their community also echo Lisa’s ethical intensity, like when they call out exploitative content in “DONT POST DEAD PEOPLE FOR VIRAL GAIN”. Although Lisa isn’t self-destructive the way this user is, she shares their combination of intelligence, emotional overthinking, and profound sense of not belonging, making her the closest Simpsons parallel.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets center on internal states, suicidal ideation, and private struggles rather than outward socializing, e.g. “i feel like nobody likes me” and “empty i am empty inside”. Their focus on personal meaning, symbolism, and future scenarios points to Intuition (N) over Sensing, like planning their death in a specific symbolic way (“im gonna have a nice weekend with my boyfriend and then im going to kill myself!! i just want to be held one last time”) and obsessing over what their boyfriend’s actions mean (“i feel so insecure like i feel like my bf is cheating on me… what if hes not”). They are clearly Feeling (F)-dominant: their decisions and evaluations revolve around emotions and relationships, e.g. “i gave him all of me and he spit in my face” and intense self-worth statements like “im a fucking useless piece of shit and im a bad fucking person and i dont deserve to be alive” rather than structured logical analysis. Finally, they show a mix of planning and emotional impulsivity but overall feel more Perceiving (P): they frequently change plans about suicide and eating, improvise around urges, and express difficulty following through on structure despite attempts to plan (“making a plan for meals for the rest of the week if i dont lose weight its so over like im gonna starve even if it hurts and im doing omad” followed by more chaotic relapse posts like “FUCK IT im relapsing in my ed i dont care”). Their deep emotional intensity, fixation on betrayal and meaning in relationships, and inward focus on pain all align closely with an INFP profile, especially an unhealthy or highly distressed one.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep saying you’re ‘a loser, a disgrace’ but you’re the only person I know who can go from ‘veggie sausage OMAD :D’ to planning cosmetology school tours and drawing perfect little beans — sounds more like main-character energy to me, actually.
- You said murder podcasts give you messed up nightmares, so if we hang out I promise to be the plot twist: I show up, we eat something small-but-safe, trauma-dump a little, and both wake up the next day like ‘wow, that was… not a horror episode?’
- Not to be dramatic, but the way you cried for an hour about feeling fat and your bf still ‘worships your body’ makes me think he’s right — though I’d like to file a formal complaint, because frankly I think you deserve an entire religion.
- You’re out here comparing cut ‘craftsmanship’ with your boyfriend and planning heart carvings for Valentine’s, meanwhile I’m just trying to be the one person in your life who’s obsessed with how your heart beats, not how it bleeds.
- You joked that your therapist ‘foiled’ your suicide plans and your bf was ready to 302 you — I can’t compete with legal codes, but I can offer this: I show up, bring snacks that won’t trigger your ED rules, listen to you rant about edtwt, and give you one more reason to postpone doomsday again.
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Your new Twitter bio
26 | she/they | artist + cosmetology hopeful | managing bipolar, PTSD & anxiety | once cried over tofu then made it my comfort food | here to heal– @bloodylechery
Your signature cocktail
Bloody Lechery: MDNI Martini
This cocktail is sharp, intense, and a little dangerous—like turning “here for blood” from their bio into a glass. The overproof dark rum with Campari hits hard and fast, echoing their impulsive, all‑or‑nothing swings between “wow my life did a 180 the past 3 days no suicidal thoughts!!!” (“wow my life did a 180 the past 3 days no suicidal thoughts!!!”) and “yeah i dont give a shit anymore im killing myself tonight” (“yeah i dont give a shit anymore im killing myself tonight”). Black cherry juice brings the sweetness and the bones of the name, nodding to their username and tweets like “styro i love u” (“styro i love u”) where blood, scars, and body are intertwined with affection. Cold brew coffee concentrate adds a bitter, wired undertone for their audhd + bipolar chaos and late‑night spirals like “i keep having dreams about suicide and i wake up so mf suicidal 😭😭😭 i be plotting and planning again” (“i keep having dreams about suicide and i wake up so mf suicidal 😭😭😭 i be plotting and planning again”). The smoked sea salt rim captures that harsh, self‑punishing edge—“punching myself in the head because i cant cut myself” (“punching myself in the head because i cant cut myself”)—while the edible rose petal is a fragile Valentine’s softness over the violence, like “VALENTINES DAY i get all cut up thank youuuuuuuu” (“VALENTINES DAY i get all cut up thank youuuuuuuu”).
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Bones shows intense loyalty and a strong sense of commitment to others, even when she is in extreme distress. She repeatedly delays or reconsiders her suicide plans because she feels responsible for people she cares about, like when she says she may wait to die because she needs to care for a friend after surgery: “i may have to wait to kms, i need to take care of my friend post surgery on friday and i dont want to end up in the hospital and fuck them over… we’ll see how i feel”. Her devotion to her boyfriend is similarly intense; despite feeling utterly shattered by his cheating, she still says “i cant believe he cheated on me, i feel so stupid. my heart hurts so much. but i still love him……. i just dont understand what i did to deserve this”, showing that attachment and love are central to her identity. She also keeps promises with almost painful seriousness, such as when she feels trapped by promising her boyfriend she wouldn’t self-harm: “im stuck in this hell of promising my bf i wont cut i hate how seriously i take my promises”. Even when she wants to die, she’s thinking in relational, fairness-based terms (e.g., her therapist pointing out it wouldn’t be fair to leave her boyfriend, which makes her cry), which fits the Hufflepuff emphasis on loyalty, emotional bond, and a quiet, stubborn dedication to others rather than ambition, intellectualism, or overt heroics.
Your movie
Your song
Bury Me Alive - We Are the Fallen
A fitting song for @bloodylechery is Bury Me Alive by We Are the Fallen, which captures feeling broken, self-destructive, and still clinging to intense relationships. They talk about meticulous self-harm and a fixation on blood, like “imma buy scalpel razors cuz they cut soooo good why does no one talk about them” and “fun fact i have so many scars on my thighs you can barely see them because ive covered just about every inch with them”, echoing the song’s dark, visceral imagery. Their suicidal planning and resignation, such as “wrote my note! i found a good spot to hang a noose. just gotta get through the weekend and i can say goodbye” and “i found a place to hang myself :D seems strong”, mirror the song’s themes of wanting to disappear and be consumed by pain. At the same time, their attachment and heartbreak over their boyfriend, like “i cant believe he cheated on me, i feel so stupid. my heart hurts so much. but i still love him…”, aligns with the song’s mix of love, betrayal, and emotional ruin. The overall tone of romanticized suffering, ongoing trauma, and feeling beyond saving is very close to the emotional world painted in Bury Me Alive.
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