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Your Simpsons character
Lisa fits best because this user is introspective, artistic, and feels out of place in a conservative family, like in the tweet “fazer parte de familia cristã esta me matando (as vezes quase que literalmente)”. They show a strong inner world and sensitivity, often expressing emotional exhaustion and frustration with their surroundings, such as “eu odeio minha vida.” and “Pra que você foi ter filhos se não sabe lidar com alguém diferente de você?”. Like Lisa’s obsession with music and niche interests, this user is deeply into specific bands and genres, wanting more friends who like industrial and similar music, as in “Queria que mais amigos meus escutassem industrial”. They also show empathy and awareness around gender and social issues, for example “quando eu sei q a intenção do tweet é invalidar algumas personagens trans mas não tenho como provar”, which mirrors Lisa’s moral and political consciousness. Despite the cynicism and dark humor, there’s a clear desire for love, connection, and self-expression (art, outfits, music), echoing Lisa’s mix of idealism and loneliness throughout The Simpsons.

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They read as clearly more introverted than extroverted: they often mention feeling out of place or drained in social/religious settings like church (“Me engaram pra ir pra igreja, falaram que ia ter bolo, tô mal”, “Infelizmente tive que ir em coiso de igreja 💔💔💔(eu só vim pela comida)”) and talk about wanting to be an indistinct entity (“as vezes eu queria ser uma entidade sem aparencia, só um borrão preto”), which suggests an inward-focused, reflective temperament. Their timeline is saturated with lyrics, symbolism, and aesthetic/art posts rather than concrete day-to-day details, pointing to intuition (N) over sensing, for example quoting Joy Division and other bands as emotional/metaphorical self-expression (“I used to think that the day would never come…”, “Just stop pretending you feel the same…”). They react strongly to emotional issues—trans representation, abusive dynamics, and family conflict—showing a values-first, empathetic Feeling (F) orientation (“quando eu sei q a intenção do tweet é invalidar algumas personagens trans mas não tenho como provar”, “Do you feel like a man when you push her around?...”, “Pra que você foi ter filhos se não sabe lidar com alguém diferente de você?”). Their life appears somewhat chaotic and unstructured—complaints about procrastinating on drawings, wanting a job but not having clear plans, and spontaneous mood/lyric posts (“a melhor parte desse desenho é com certeza esse olho (to procrastinando pra acaba)”, “EU QUERO UM EMPREGO”)—which aligns more with Perceiving (P) than Judging. Overall, the combination of introspection, idealism, emotional intensity, and creative/artistic expression is most consistent with INFP.

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Industrial enjoyer, anxious artist & chronic procrastinator. Once went to church just for cake and left with new character ideas instead.– @bloodyxd_

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This cocktail is strong and a little chaotic, like someone yelling “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” while still showing up to life anyway. The smoky mezcal is their industrial side and love for darker sounds, echoing lyrics they post like “I am the silencing machine (and I control you)” and all the NIN/KMFDM vibes. Blackberry and plum liqueur add a deep, emo sweetness for the tender parts of them that say “Amo minha namorada fellas” and miss finishing their drawings in “saudades de conseguir finalizar meus desenhos”. The cold brew is pure insomnia-energy: the kind of person who writes “EU QUERO UM EMPREGO” and then procrastinates on art with “to procrastinando pra acaba”. Hibiscus syrup brings the red star drama, nodding to “It's my red star, I can't let go” and all the intense feelings behind tweets like “fazer parte de familia cristã esta me matando (as vezes quase que literalmente)”. The sea salt and lime rim is the sharp, irreverent humor that calls Twitter a “site tão lixo” and still shouts “FELIZ ANO NOVO!!!!!!!!” at the timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest throughline in their tweets is a reflective, artistic, and intellectually curious personality, which aligns most with Ravenclaw. They constantly quote and center song lyrics, often fairly obscure or niche (industrial, New Order, etc.), showing a literary/analytical relationship with music rather than just casual listening, for example: “I used to think that the day would never come I'd see delight in the shade of the morning Sun...” and “Take, just one last dare Pretend you don't care Till twilight falls...”. Their desire for more people who share their niche interests – “Queria que mais amigos meus escutassem industrial” and “Queria que meus mutuals do industrial morassem perto de mim” – indicates a mind that orients around taste, culture, and ideas. Creativity also shows up repeatedly in their art and character/OC work, such as “gente, eu to TENTANDO fazer alguma coisa” and “vou voltar a fazer ocs mariposas”, which is very Ravenclaw-coded. While there are hints of Hufflepuff-style affection and loyalty in tweets about their girlfriend and friends, the dominant pattern is introspective creativity, aesthetic focus, and a thoughtful engagement with media and self-expression, making Ravenclaw the best fit.

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A well‑known song that fits them is Hurt by Nine Inch Nails. They’re very openly into industrial and specifically NIN, as seen in tweets like “NINE INCH NAAAAAILS” and “adoro o trent reznor perseguindo ele”. The song’s themes of emotional pain, self‑loathing, and trying to cope resonate with their darker posts, such as “eu odeio minha vida.” and “fazer parte de familia cristã esta me matando (as vezes quase que literalmente)”. They often allude to self‑destructive thoughts and exhaustion, like “eu quero enfiar uma faca pelo meu ouvido e ficar surdo” and “alguém me sacrifica”, which mirrors the raw vulnerability in Hurt. At the same time, their love for music and art, and how they keep creating and posting drawings despite everything, lines up with the song’s sense of surviving through pain rather than glamorizing it.

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