BloSasha
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Witty: She uses humor and satire to express her opinions on various topics, as seen in her tweet 'I'm a little bit in agreement. More precisely, real treatment of madness really helps, but treatment itself, not all the popular psychology from Instagram, multiplied by not the brightest minds, creates just amazing bullshit on a stick.'
- Observant: She is able to identify and comment on social trends and behaviors, as seen in her tweet 'One of the most harmful takes of incels (not that there are any good ones): “I'm not wanted because I'm a good guy.” Because most likely he's not a good guy, but a boring, stuffy asshole who's also embarrassed to act like an asshole because he doesn't have the looks, brains, or charisma to pull it off.'
- Strong-willed: She is not afraid to speak her mind and challenge conventional thinking, as seen in her tweet 'I think today I was talking for about 7 hours. My head is buzzing, sometimes there's so much to do that you can't find the time to write it down. And then, on top of work, you run home, and then some “hay for the rabbit, call the plumber in the morning, the porridge is gone, the nanny asks to buy honey ...”'
- Passionate: She is passionate about her work and her beliefs, as seen in her frequent tweets about IT and her advocacy for women's rights.
- Empathetic: She shows empathy for others, as seen in her tweet 'I know this is a seriously crazy account, whose head is whistling like the Nightingale the Robber, but I couldn't pass by the peak of creativity. Madam explains that your orgasms are not real.'
Weaknesses:
- Impatient: She admits to not being able to wait and prefers to solve problems immediately, as seen in her tweet 'I have one quality that is both a virtue and a flaw: I can't wait. I like to solve problems right away, I don't leave anything unsaid, etc. So now life is just forcing me to sit on my ass and that's a big, big test.'
- Sarcastic: She often uses sarcasm to express her opinions, as seen in her tweet 'I know this is a seriously crazy account, whose head is whistling like the Nightingale the Robber, but I couldn't pass by the peak of creativity. Madam explains that your orgasms are not real.'
- Overly critical: She can be overly critical of others, as seen in her tweet 'I'm a little bit in agreement. More precisely, real treatment of madness really helps, but treatment itself, not all the popular psychology from Instagram, multiplied by not the brightest minds, creates just amazing bullshit on a stick.'
- Easily frustrated: She can get easily frustrated with people who hold opposing views, as seen in her tweet 'I know, you don't need to tell the pro-Khamas idiots, but psst... Jews didn't just invent pornography and Tinder, but also, oh horror, sex. Haven't you read the Bible?'
- Overly sensitive: She can be overly sensitive to criticism, as seen in her tweet 'I know this is a seriously crazy account, whose head is whistling like the Nightingale the Robber, but I couldn't pass by the peak of creativity. Madam explains that your orgasms are not real.'
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Sasha's intelligence, wit, and passion for social justice align with Lisa Simpson's character. Lisa, like Sasha, is often critical of societal norms and injustices, using her intelligence to advocate for change. Sasha's tweets frequently address issues like sexism, societal expectations, and the shortcomings of popular culture, much like Lisa's outspoken nature in the show. Sasha's tweet 'One of the most harmful takes of incels (not that there are any good ones): “I'm not wanted because I'm a good guy.” Because most likely he's not a good guy, but a boring, stuffy asshole who's also embarrassed to act like an asshole because he doesn't have the looks, brains, or charisma to pull it off.' reflects Lisa's ability to deconstruct societal expectations and challenge conventional thinking.
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Some pickup lines for you
- I'm not sure if you're a good guy or a boring, stuffy asshole, but I'm definitely interested in finding out.
- You must be a professional, because you're the only one I'd let wear shoes in my house.
- I'm not sure if I'm more attracted to your intelligence or your ability to make me laugh. Maybe both?
- I'm not sure if I'm looking for a husband or a therapist, but you seem to fit the bill for both.
- I'm not sure if I'm a feminist or a foodie, but I'm definitely interested in a man who can cook.
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IT professional, mom, feminist, and lover of all things beautiful. Sharing my daily IT stand-up and jokes. Opinions are my own, whose else could they be? #IT #MomLife #Feminist #Tallinn– @BloSasha
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Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Sasha's intelligence, wit, and independent thinking make her a perfect fit for Ravenclaw. Her tweets are often filled with insightful observations and clever commentary, reflecting the house's emphasis on knowledge, curiosity, and creativity. For example, she critiques the 'wisdom' of popular psychology, demonstrating her discerning mind. Her tweet 'I'm a little bit in agreement. More precisely, real treatment of madness really helps, but treatment itself, not all the popular psychology from Instagram, multiplied by not the brightest minds, creates just amazing bullshit on a stick.' exemplifies her ability to analyze and question information, a key Ravenclaw trait.
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Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) - Kelly Clarkson
This song, with its message of resilience and overcoming adversity, resonates with Sasha's outspoken nature and her ability to confront challenges head-on. She frequently tackles difficult topics in her tweets, showing a strong will and determination to speak her truth. Her tweet 'I have one quality that is both a virtue and a flaw: I can't wait. I like to solve problems right away, I don't leave anything unsaid, etc. So now life is just forcing me to sit on my ass and that's a big, big test.' reflects her willingness to face challenges and her determination to overcome them, mirroring the song's message of strength and perseverance.
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