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Your Simpsons character
The user’s constant focus on food, calories and feeling like a “whale” mirrors Homer’s well‑known love of eating and his self‑deprecating view of his own weight, as seen in tweets like “I’m such a whale omfg. 950 limit today.” and “I’m so fucking fat what the fuck?? 1st 2 weeks of December.” The user also expresses frequent hopelessness and suicidal thoughts (“I’m gonna kms”, “I’m going to kill myself”) which echo Homer’s occasional depressive moments and suicide attempts in episodes such as “Homer’s Triple Bypass”. Their anxiety about weight‑gain around holidays (“Just found out that next week we have large events/dinners… I’m GONNA GAIN 10 LBS”) reflects Homer’s dread of losing his beloved “food‑filled” lifestyle. Overall, the combination of overeating, weight‑obsession, self‑criticism and occasional dark thoughts aligns best with Homer Simpson among the main cast.

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The user shows strong introverted tendencies, focusing on internal thoughts and self‑evaluation, e.g., 'I’m 28 & I’ve never been in a relationship… I’m just unlovable, disgusting and unworthy ig.' They rely on concrete, sensory data, tracking weight, calories, steps and using detailed tables, as seen in 'What do you think about this table? … Colour codes: … Cals in … Steps … Weight/Bmi …'. Their decision‑making appears driven by personal feelings and values, often expressing intense emotions such as 'I’m so disgusted & fat & disgusting & fat & disgu' and 'I’m going to kill myself'. Finally, they demonstrate a structured, planning‑oriented lifestyle, setting specific future weight goals with dates: 'My next gw’s=lbs: by day.month.year ⭐️138: by 29.01.26 …' and insisting 'I’m NOT going into 2026 weighing 150 lbs. Fuck that.'

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Design student, aspiring novelist, data-driven goal-setter. Known for my quirky December doodles & 10k-step streaks. Mental health & body-positivity advocate.– @Blueb3rry_G1rls

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The Blue Whale Fizz captures Izzy’s mix of bright creativity and heavy self‑scrutiny. The blueberry vodka nods to the "Blueb3rry" handle, while the sharp lemon mirrors tweets like "I’m such a whale omfg." and "I’m literally weighing myself every time I go to the bathroom atp." The bubbly soda water represents the hopeful "Made this for December" moments, and the dash of bitters reflects the anxiety in "I’m going to die wtf" and the constant calorie counting such as "1,035 cals today and still a whale." A sprinkle of edible glitter adds the whimsical, artistic flair Izzy shows when posting "Made this for December."

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows a strong drive to achieve specific, ambitious weight‑loss goals, meticulously planning dates and calorie limits, which aligns with Slytherin’s ambition and resourcefulness. They repeatedly declare defiant targets, e.g., "I’m NOT going into 2026 weighing 150 lbs. Fuck that," and outline a timeline of future weights, such as "148 lbs this morning… ⭐️138: by 29.01.26." Their strategic manipulation of diet ("I’m going to go back to the limit of 1,100 cals and try to eat below 1,000") demonstrates cunning planning. While they also display anxiety, the dominant trait is the relentless pursuit of personal success, a hallmark of Slytherin. Therefore, Slytherin is the most fitting house.

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The song Hurt captures the pain of self‑harm and emptiness that the user repeatedly references, such as 'SH hurts. Who would be thought 😅😭' and 'I can’t believe I’m still SH ing (on & off) after 15 years.' The lyric I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel mirrors their suicidal urges like 'K ll me now.' and 'K1ll me ig 🤷♀️.' Their self‑critical weight obsession—'I’m a whale omfg,' 'I’m so disgusting & fat'—echoes the song’s feeling of being broken. Their constant anxiety, noted in 'My anxiety is through the roof,' aligns with the song’s bleak introspection. Overall, Hurt reflects the user’s ongoing struggle with self‑destruction, anxiety, and a yearning for release.

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