Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Candid: Shares raw, unfiltered thoughts like the graphic “I want to tie a rope around my penis…” tweet
- Observant: Notes everyday details, e.g., describing a seafront walk and feeling sad seeing a hugging couple
- Creative: Uses varied formats, from cryptic symbols to imaginative stories, such as the “fake demon, I’m still here” post
- Persistent: Posts frequently despite negative feedback, maintaining a steady stream of tweets
- Self-aware: Acknowledges mental health issues, e.g., “bpd is just a complex version of immaturity”
Weaknesses:
- Misogynistic: Regularly disparages women, like “I prefer to call women wom because I don’t like to associate them with men”
- Sexualized: Includes explicit sexual content, e.g., describing self‑masturbation and graphic fantasies
- Aggressive: Uses violent language toward others, such as wishing a classmate to die
- Impulsive: Posts hateful, unfiltered remarks without context, like “fucking hell, some group of wankers almost pushed me onto the train tracks”
- Incoherent: Often writes grammatically broken or nonsensical statements, e.g., “I’m 14 slides behind the professor”
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson is known for his crude humor, low self‑esteem, frequent outbursts, and a tendency to vent frustration on others, especially women, which mirrors many of blueicidal’s tweets. The user’s explicit sexual fantasies and self‑harm jokes, such as 'I want to tie a rope around my penis and let it rot so I can get a zombietwt girl to suckle on my fungenis' and 'I lowk touch myself to some of my moots cuts', echo Homer’s frequent inappropriate and vulgar remarks. Their constant complaints about school and feeling like a 'retard' ('entered the wrong class, sat down and left all in 30 seconds I feel like such a retard') align with Homer’s frequent incompetence and frustration at work and at home. The user’s misogynistic rants, for example 'I mute most women on this app because I get inexplicably sad when they talk about being romantically/sexually interested in men who aren’t me', reflect Homer’s often dismissive, sexist attitude toward women. Finally, the user’s depressive, suicidal tone, as in 'praying everyday humanity just randomly evaporates', matches Homer’s occasional bouts of depression and self‑destructive behavior, making Homer the closest match among the main Simpsons characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
The user shows an extroverted style by constantly posting public rants and seeking attention, e.g., 'I want to tie a rope around my penis and let it rot so I can get a zombietwt girl to suckle on my fungenis' and 'praying to God he’ll spawn a pretty girl at the arcade I’m going to tomorrow alone'. Their focus is on concrete sensory details and immediate experiences, such as 'I have my toe in a bowl of warm water cause my Ingrown toenail hurts too much' and 'my male juices are covering the phone screen', indicating a sensing preference. Decision‑making appears driven by personal feelings and values rather than objective logic, as seen in statements like 'stupid women these days don’t understand the concept of an incel' and 'I lowk touch myself to some of my moots cuts'. Finally, the chaotic, spontaneous nature of the tweets, with no clear structure or long‑term planning (e.g., 'just checked my timetable on the train and these fucks rescheduled the biology lecture so I missed half of it'), reflects a perceiving lifestyle.
Some pickup lines for you
- I heard you’re a golden glover in the gloving scene—mind if I be the light that makes your hands sparkle on the dance floor?
- If we met at the arcade, I’d let you win the FNAF high score just to see that victorious grin of yours (and maybe claim the prize together).
- You claim you 'aim low', but I’m aiming to level up with you—how about a co‑op gaming night where we both get a win?
- Your blue‑furry vibe is the perfect match for my own neon glow—let’s create a duo that’s as striking as a glitch‑free livestream.
- Hazbin Hotel and visual novels show you love dark, twisty stories—how about we write a happy ending together over a cup of coffee?
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19-year-old student, coffee-addicted coder, survived the day I walked into the wrong lecture & ended up speaking to a class of 30 strangers.– @blueicidal
Your signature cocktail
Rotting Rope Nightmare
Named "Rotting Rope Nightmare", this drink mixes black vodka, blue curaçao, absinthe, grenadine and a dash of hot sauce to capture the dark, twisted, and self‑destructive energy that @blueicidal constantly flaunts. The black vodka represents the bleak, "rot" vibe from the tweet "I want to tie a rope around my penis and let it rot so I can get a zombietwt girl to suckle on my fungenis", while the blue curaçao nods to his obsession with blue‑haired alt girls and the line "I had the most hot steamy sex with a blue furry in my dream a few months ago her pubes was blue and I was fucking her in the middle of class...". Absinthe adds a hallucinogenic, chaotic edge mirroring his erratic ramblings like "too smart for mental disorders, too dumb to maintain friends", and grenadine’s blood‑red hue evokes his frequent references to gore and self‑harm, such as "that felt way too good, my male juices are covering the phone screen and my tip is so sensitive rn". Finally, the sting of hot sauce reflects his aggressive, angry outbursts—"holy fuck this loser keeps following me every class, he waits in the seat next to mine like a fat whale... I hope he d1es"—making the cocktail a volatile, unforgettable experience just like his Twitter feed.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user's tweets repeatedly emphasize personal gratification, manipulation, and a sense of superiority, which are hallmarks of Slytherin. For example, they claim "too smart for mental disorders, too dumb to maintain friends" and express a desire to "lick sandpaper so my tongue becomes tough as shit and rips off a girls pussy flaps," showing a self‑serving, cunning attitude. Their bio "aim low, so low no one would care if you succeed" reflects a strategic, self‑preserving mindset typical of Slytherins who value ambition and resourcefulness, even in twisted forms. Additionally, the frequent disregard for rules and others’ feelings—e.g., "I need to vent my sexual frustrations onto a woman" and "I mute most women on this app because I get inexplicably sad when they talk about being romantically/sexually interested in men who aren’t me"—aligns with the house’s willingness to prioritize personal goals over communal concern.
Your movie
Your song
Hurt - Nine Inch Nails
The user’s frequent self‑harm and hopelessness, such as "I want to tie a rope around my penis and let it rot" and "me when I hold my pee in my bladder so it eventually expands my bladder until I’m in a constant state of incontinence and always pee myself so now I have to wear diapers at 19", echo the core line of the song "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel". Their repeated expressions of despair – "praying everyday humanity just randomly evaporates" and "I’m so cooked I tried to double tap 10 seconds backwards in my head because I missed something in the lecture" – match the song’s bleak reflection on personal failure and isolation. The overall tone of nihilism and self‑destruction throughout the timeline of tweets aligns closely with Nine Inch Nails’ "Hurt" (also famously covered by Johnny Cash).
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