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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Politically-aware: Critiques US policy, ICE, and white supremacy in tweets like âICE is murdering people and yâall are on here making rape jokes about itâ and âUSA are the bad guys and youâre delusional if you think otherwiseâ.
- Humorous: Uses jokes and memes to comment on life and politics, such as âwe wasted our 1 assassination per decade on a fucking podcasterâ and âwhite guys used to go to war 100 years ago, now theyâre defending pedophiles on twitter dot comâ.
- Self-reflective: Shows awareness of their online presence in posts like âmiss being a small accountâ and âjust took a big step when it comes to becoming actual friends with people from twitterâ.
- Creative: Makes rankings, lists, and original jokes, e.g. âhereâs my ranking of the more well known teen titans antagonistsâ and the customized lists in âmy top 5 albums right nowâ and âmy top 5 animalsâ.
- Community-oriented: Engages with oomfs and replies, promoting others in âwhen a background oomf replies with something funny so u promote them to main oomfâ and asking followers for input in âi donât like alcohol but i would like to experience being drunk at least once in my life, any suggestions oomfs?â.
Weaknesses:
- Harshly-judgmental: Uses hostile put-downs like âwhat a loserâ and âgrown ass man eating velveeta shellsâ, often attacking people rather than just ideas.
- Aggressively-confrontational: Leans into aggressive rhetoric, e.g. âpedophile in office and wannabe police shooting the women they supposedly âprotectâ, USA needs to be bombed on a Hiroshima levelâ and âwe wasted our 1 assassination per decade on a fucking podcasterâ.
- Crude-humor: Relies on explicit or vulgar jokes like âtelling my kids i survived a pandemic, knowing damn well all i did was shoot blanks in bed all dayâ and âdo yâall wipe w ur left hand or right handâ, which can alienate some audiences.
- Insult-driven: Frequently mocks individuals or groups, such as âwhite girls look at each other when they flick up for instagram picsâ and ânever seen an attractive woman post on twitter. prove me wrong đđđđâ, which can come off as needlessly mean.
- Escalatory-rhetoric: Frames conflict in extreme terms, e.g. âthis is turning into 1984 btwâ and suggesting armed responses in âso they have the right to shoot the ice agent now right? thats how it works according to magatsâ, which risks inflaming tensions.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a mix of irreverent humor, trolling, and occasional sharp moral takes. Like Bart, they constantly clown on others and revel in calling people losers and dorks, e.g. posts like âwhat a loserâ and âdorkâ. They lean into edgy, chaotic jokes (âwe wasted our 1 assassination per decade on a fucking podcasterâ, âtelling my kids i survived a pandemic, knowing damn well all i did was shoot blanks in bed all dayâ), very in line with Bartâs prankster energy. At the same time, they have a surprisingly strong sense of justice and anger at authority, similar to Bartâs occasional moral spine, as seen in tweets like âICE is murdering people and yâall are on here making rape jokes about itâ and âUSA are the bad guys and youâre delusional if you think otherwiseâ. Their mix of juvenile bathroom humor (âdo yâall wipe w ur left hand or right handâ) and anti-authoritarian rants fits Bart far better than the more earnest Lisa or the more hapless Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly engage with others, start discourse, and seem energized by online interaction and beef, e.g. calling people out with posts like âyouâve averaged 3 likes per post ever since you got outted as a white supremacist man ainât no one asking you all this bullshit đđđđđđđâ, and openly talking about becoming friends from Twitter in âjust took a big step when it comes to becoming actual friends with people from twitterâ. Their humor and commentary show Intuition: theyâre drawn to patterns, big-picture politics, and societal critique rather than concrete daily minutiae, such as âUSA are the bad guys and youâre delusional if you think otherwiseâ and the analogy-filled âwhite guys used to go to war 100 years ago, now theyâre defending pedophiles on twitter dot comâ. They read as Thinking because of their blunt, cutting style and focus on calling out hypocrisy: âposting this, fully knowing that thomas jefferson, a founding father, was a child rapist, is hilariously ironicâ and âyou were literally arrested on child pornography chargesâ prioritize critique over harmony, even when they clearly care about issues like ICE violence in âICE is murdering people and yâall are on here making rape jokes about itâ. Their lifestyle and tweeting style suggest Perceiving: they complain about chaotic schedules and bans, improvise choices (e.g. âwhat should i get off doordash bruhâ), and post spontaneously about whatever grabs their attentionâfrom Teen Titans rankings to random political takesârather than showing structured planning, like in âi gotta walk in ts at 7am and 3pm i hate my lifeâ. Altogether, the mix of argumentative humor, constant online engagement, abstract/political riffing, and loose, reactive lifestyle is most consistent with ENTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You ranking Teen Titans villains while listening to Sade and collecting vinyls is crazy, because Iâm just trying to rank how fast I can go from âbackground oomfâ to âmain oomfâ in your replies.
- You said stretching as a cat must feel amazing â if you ever wanna test that theory, I volunteer as the human you fall asleep on afterward.
- Youâll flame Trump, ICE, white supremacists and still have time to argue Daisy > Peach and praise ishowspeed⌠I donât wanna say youâre my type, but my top 5 list just became a top 1: you.
- For someone who âmisses being a small account,â you sure take large, cinematic snow pics at 6am and on the way to work â we could call it our first date: sunrise, Wawa, and you explaining your Teen Titans antagonist ranking to me.
- You said USA are the bad guys and that this is turning into 1984, but Iâm ready to be detained if loving the person who made that Malcolm X tweet and that ânever seen an attractive woman postâ bait is considered thoughtcrime.
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Daylight photographer, nighttime ranter. Once sued a bagel in my head & ranked Teen Titans villains on my break. Opinions my own, shots mostly iPhone.â @blunderscores
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Mystery Mix
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Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
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Your song
Mr. Rager - Kid Cudi
A wellâknown song that fits them best is âMr. Ragerâ by Kid Cudi, because it balances cynicism, humor, and a kind of lonely online intensity. They oscillate between political rage and dark jokes about America and power, like âUSA are the bad guys and youâre delusional if you think otherwiseâ and âpedophile in office and wannabe police shooting the women they supposedly âprotectâ, USA needs to be bombed on a Hiroshima levelâ, mirroring the songâs restless, disillusioned energy. At the same time, they show a strong sense of identity and confrontation with white supremacy and fascism, as in âwhite supremacists will complain about minorities in europe but wont move their asses back to europe to âsave the white raceââ and âyouâve averaged 3 likes per post ever since you got outted as a white supremacist man ainât no one asking you all this bullshitâ. They also clearly live a lot of their emotional life onlineâposting snow pics, work pics, and rankings like âhereâs my ranking of the more well known teen titans antagonistsâ and âmy top 5 albums right nowââwhich fits the songâs vibe of a wandering, slightly isolated figure moving through his own head. Even their self-aware complaints about bans and limits, like âi got limited for 17 hours on a 12 hour banâ, echo the songâs theme of pushing boundaries and crashing into walls. Overall, Mr. Rager captures the mix of anger, sarcasm, introspection, and constant motion that defines their timeline.
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