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Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson, the mischief‑making, rebellious kid of Springfield, aligns with the user's chaotic, confrontational style. The user frequently lashes out at authority, e.g., "fuck the usa and fuck fifa for being corrupt" and "adding gacha slop players to my dni list," echoing Bart’s habit of mocking adults and peers. Their constant profanity and impulsive outbursts like "fuck my job i can’t stay out for halloween 💔" mirror Bart’s catch‑phrase "Eat my shorts!" and his tendency to act without thinking. The user’s self‑deprecating, sometimes suicidal remarks such as "im going to kill myself" reflect Bart’s occasional moments of despair when he feels misunderstood. Overall, the blend of rebellious sarcasm, hostility toward authority, and volatile emotional swings points to Bart as the closest Simpsons analogue.

Your MBTI personality Type
The account is highly extraverted, constantly broadcasting and seeking interaction (e.g., "someone send me 1k so i can quit my job" and "hi @TikTokSupport let me post negative things about isr*el without having to appeal"). It shows a preference for intuition, focusing on broad political patterns and future possibilities rather than concrete details (e.g., "right wingers are so easily rattled" and "green is actually the only chance we have left of not letting this country slide into fascism"). The language is driven by personal values and strong emotions, typical of feeling types, as seen in statements like "genuinely think we should start shooting these people on sight" and "fuck the usa and fuck fifa for being corrupt". The posting style is spontaneous, unstructured, and impulsive, reflecting a perceiving orientation (e.g., the random mix of memes, personal grievances, and political rants). Overall, the energetic, value‑driven, and impulsive expression fits the ENFP profile.

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he/him • UK‑based gaming & pop‑culture junkie • once ordered 80 Halloween masks • meme curator • #FreePalestine ally– @blunt4rcdtrauma

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The cocktail is a chaotic blend of bitter vermouth, smoky mezcal, blood‑orange liqueur and a dash of absinthe, mirroring the user's angry and conspiratorial vibe. The deep red hue nods to their heart emoji 🫀 and the violent tone of tweets like 'genuinely think we should start shooting these people on sight'. The bitter vermouth reflects their disdain for authority, echoing 'fuck the usa and fuck fifa for being corrupt'. The smoky mezcal captures the gritty, anti‑system energy found in 'right wingers are so easily rattled' and 'they arrived'. A splash of absinthe adds a hallucinogenic, unpredictable edge, reminiscent of their random outbursts such as 'kirkenuinely missing the halloween makeup'.

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently displays self‑preserving, cunning, and aggressive behavior, hallmarks of Slytherin, as shown by the tweet "genuinely think we should start shooting these people on sight [picture] [quoted tweet]". They also demonstrate a willingness to intimidate and manipulate others, evident in "fuck the usa and fuck fifa for being corrupt [picture] [quoted tweet]". Their focus on personal grievances, self‑destructive threats, and disregard for collective well‑being align with Slytherin's emphasis on personal ambition and moral flexibility, as seen in "im going to kill myself [picture] [quoted tweet]" and "yeah im gonna end it 5.9 fuck off million alright bro [picture] [quoted tweet]". The repeated use of "DNI" and the slogan "free 🇵🇸" signal an exclusionary, self‑centered stance typical of Slytherins who prioritize their own ideals above others. While occasional bravery appears, the overall pattern of ruthless self‑interest and cunning rhetoric points most strongly to Slytherin.

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The user's relentless profanity and anti‑authority outbursts, such as "fuck the usa and fuck fifa for being corrupt" and "genuinely think we should start shooting these people on sight", echo the defiant refrain of Rage Against the Machine's "Killing in the Name", which repeatedly shouts "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me". Their violent fantasies like "we used to kill nazis on an industrial scale in the 40s what a shame we stopped" reinforce the song's aggressive stance against oppression and the powerful. The overall tone of anger, rebellion, and calls to violently confront perceived enemies matches the track's core theme of resisting authority. By aligning with the song's iconic chorus and its message of refusing to obey corrupt systems, this track best encapsulates the user's online persona.

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