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Your Simpsons character
This user reads as a chaotic, dramatic, and funny agent of mess, which lines up strongly with Bart Simpson. They’re irreverent and gleefully over-the-top, mixing dark humor with melodrama the way Bart does, as in “A corpse can't be a diva” and “this why your daddy rotting rn 😂😅😅”. Their explosive reactions and deliberately unserious tone mirror Bart’s prankster energy: “WHAT FHE FUCCCKKKK???_?&????????????????” and “OMGNNGGGGGGGGGG”. Like Bart, they constantly flirt with trouble but play it off with humor, such as “I ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED PLACE ORDER IN KTOWN4U AND I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY WHAY DO I DO” and “I FUCKING BLEW THIS TEST I'VE NEVER PERFORMED THIS BAD I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF”. Their love for goofing off in games and putting off responsibilities, shown in “I've been trying to play Arknights i even postponed my studying to play but the story is so fkn boring oh my god” and “I used to wake up at 5 am for a week straight just to play Sims before going to school”, is very much Bart ditching homework for fun. Even the bio’s “Unphased, unbothered, unfuckwitable, why bother” echoes Bart’s shameless, nihilistic cool-kid persona.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extrovert (E): they constantly reference friends, crushes and social plans, e.g., hanging out with their best friend in “Hanging out with bsf today !” and getting FOMO from not celebrating their birthday a certain way in “lowkey getting fomo because I want to celebrate my birthday like this at least once”. There’s a strong Intuitive (N) vibe: they love exaggeration, symbolism and abstract humor rather than concrete detail, as in “and if we create one of those crack rumours… heaven will open and you have to die immediately to secure your place in heaven” and their dramatic, metaphor-heavy reactions like “A corpse can't be a diva”. They clearly favor Feeling (F): emotional intensity and value judgments dominate—whether it’s despair over fandom issues in “WE WERE ROBBED 😭😭😭” or melodramatic self-negativity in “This account and my innikki account flopping horribly like absolutely no reaction from anyone”. Their style is highly Perceiving (P): impulsive decisions and last‑minute chaos appear repeatedly, like “I ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED PLACE ORDER IN KTOWN4U AND I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY WHAY DO I DO”, blowing off studying for games in “I've been trying to play Arknights i even postponed my studying to play”, and struggling to structure a CV in “Writing my resume... what do you even put hea yes this my name and um I like to draw and drink juice”. Altogether, the excitable social energy, dramatic emotional expression, imaginative hyperbole, and spontaneous lifestyle best fit ENFP.

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Gay gamer + music nerd. Once woke up at 5am for a week just to play The Sims before school. Currently juggling exams, K‑pop comebacks, and bus drama.– @BluntRefusal

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This cocktail starts with osmanthus-infused gin to honor their gamer-gay vibes and that iconic line about “Nothing better than a glass of #OsmathusWine...🍶 Except maybe #Men 😄 #Yep #ImGay 🌈”. Lychee liqueur brings a sweet, slightly dramatic pop—soft on the surface but extra, just like screaming “WHAT FHE FUCCCKKKK???_?&????????????????” over a timeline gag. Fresh lime juice adds the necessary bite for someone who can post “this why your daddy rotting rn 😂😅😅” without blinking. Tonic water keeps it bubbly and messy-fun, fitting for a person who can go from “Hanging out with bsf today !” to spiraling about tests and schedules in the same feed. Finally, a dash of chili tincture represents the unbothered chaos and threats of self-destruction like “ARE YOU READY TO DIE?” and “mini album but suicide postponed”—intense, dramatic, but ultimately for flavor, not actual harm.

Your Hogwarts House
This user reads as a loud, impulsive, feelings-first person, which is archetypally Gryffindor. They repeatedly dramatize their reactions in a very high-stakes, fearless way, like “ARE YOU READY TO DIE?” and “THIS SEMESTERS SCHEDULE FUCKING SUCKS I'M GONNA DIE WHAT THE FUCK”, showing a flair for throwing themselves head‑first into frustration rather than quietly enduring it. Even when overwhelmed academically, they go straight to all‑caps catastrophe, as in “I FUCKING BLEW THIS TEST I'VE NEVER PERFORMED THIS BAD I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF”, which fits Gryffindor’s impulsive, emotionally explosive style more than the measured reflection of Ravenclaw or cautious self‑preservation of Slytherin. Their bio, “Unphased, unbothered, unfuckwitable, why bother / Always OT4,” and blunt posts like “Are people stupid on purpose?” show someone who barrels forward with their opinions, not someone primarily diplomatic (Hufflepuff) or calculating (Slytherin). Even their social drama commentary, such as “where's the rage the unfairness the anger the fury”, frames life in terms of righteous emotion and fight, which is very Gryffindor-coded. Overall, the combination of bold emotional expression, zero hesitation to speak their mind, and dramatic, performative courage in how they narrate their life points most strongly to Gryffindor.

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The song Unbothered fits them because their whole persona is built around being untouchable and over it, which they literally declare in their bio as “Unphased, unbothered, unfuckwitable, why bother / Always OT4.” They constantly oscillate between dramatic chaos and brushing things off, like when they scream about a test with “I FUCKING BLEW THIS TEST I'VE NEVER PERFORMED THIS BAD I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF” but then turn around with a blasé attitude in posts like “idc”. Their timeline is full of over-the-top reactions to pop culture and games, such as “WHAT FHE FUCCCKKKK???_?&????????????????” and “HELL IS HOT.”, yet they always settle back into a stance of being above the drama. Even their love life and crushes are filtered through this mix of intensity and detachment, for example celebrating, “HE DOESN'T LIKE ME BACK HALLELUJAH” and toasting to a year of “men and actual healthy relationships” in “Happy new year, for a year filled with men and actual healthy relationships!”. That blend of emotional extremes with a core of nonchalance and self-protective humor is exactly the energy of a song about staying unshaken and refusing to be bothered.

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