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Your Simpsons character
They fit best as Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, extremely online about their interests, and secretly very earnest beneath the jokes. Like Lisa with jazz and social causes, they hyper-fixate on niche passions and build an identity around them, e.g. jokingly founding a fandom micro-state with “If you follow me that automatically makes you a member of Noel Toe Nation” and “Creating a noel toe nation discord server”. There’s the mix of self-aware clownery and genuine heart in things like “Bringing back drunk history but its just me getting shit faced and explaining oasis lore” and the heartfelt “thank you to those who follow my nonsense, to the friends ive made, and of course to Oasis ♥️”. They’re also a little dramatic but self-aware about it, as seen in “Twitter is actively silencing me” and “Id like to expand on this by saying i really dont trust oasis fans. Period. Full stop.”, which matches Lisa’s tendency to feel persecuted yet still keep speaking up. Add in their soft spot for animals and caretaking — wanting to adopt an injured puppy in “Might adopt a puppy who was hit by a car that i met at work yesterday” — and they land squarely in Lisa territory: opinionated, nerdy, sometimes overdramatic, but ultimately big-hearted.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they openly share personal life events, invite interaction, and joke with their audience, e.g. celebrating their birthday with followers in “Ich habe Geburtstag! 😛”, inviting people to game in “Just update overwatch who wanna play”, and treating followers as a community in “If you follow me that automatically makes you a member of Noel Toe Nation”. Their style is iNtuitive rather than strictly concrete: they riff on ideas and fandom lore (Oasis, Noel, Liam, The 1975, GOT), like “Bringing back drunk history but its just me getting shit faced and explaining oasis lore” and playful metaphors such as “The front is like a car The back is like a truck The front is where we kiss The back is where we”. They clearly prefer Feeling: their tweets are driven by emotion, affection, and values—gushing over artists in “I love megan thee stallion so much”, expressing gratitude in “thank you to those who follow my nonsense, to the friends ive made, and of course to Oasis ♥️”, and empathy about animals in “Might adopt a puppy who was hit by a car…”. Finally, they read as Perceiving: they’re spontaneous, impulsive, and flexible—deciding on the fly to drink or rewatch GOT in “Getting drunk at 3 in the afternoon was not on the to do list but here we are” and “I know i just finished but like….what if i rewatch GOT again”, and embracing last‑minute whims like “Fuck it pasta for breakfast”. Together, this energetic, emotionally expressive, idea‑driven, and spontaneous persona best fits ENFP.

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Overwatch healer, Oasis/Noel archivist & dog enthusiast. Once brought my dogs to work and my boss just asked for cuddles, not an explanation.– @blurryedit_

Your signature cocktail
A sweet-but-not-innocent mix, this cocktail channels their chaotic fangirl energy for Noel and Oasis, especially the proudly declared “If you follow me that automatically makes you a member of Noel Toe Nation”. Vanilla vodka stands in for the soft, cozy side that loves peaceful routines like “putting on a caseoh gameplay and falling asleep on my couch… this is why i know true peace in my heart and soul”. Peach schnapps brings playful sweetness and Southern vibes, matching their Bojangles and snow-in-the-South lifestyle from “I live in the South we are not built for this”. Blue curaçao reflects their gaming and late-night Overwatch queue energy from “Just update overwatch who wanna play”, giving the drink a vivid, electric color. Cream of coconut nods to their love of comfort food and baking, like “Free will is making cream cheese icing for a cake and just eating it out the bowl instead”, while the splash of cold brew keeps it a little bitter, a little wired, and ready to deliver Oasis lore as promised in “Bringing back drunk history but its just me getting shit faced and explaining oasis lore”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their strongest throughline is warmth, loyalty, and everyday kindness more than ambition or pure intellect. They repeatedly center care and affection: wanting to adopt an injured German Shepherd puppy despite the extra work and worry in “Might adopt a puppy who was hit by a car that i met at work yesterday.”, bringing their dogs to work in “Fuck it im only 9 1 today im bringing my dogs to work with me”, and crying over a rescue dog’s backstory in “Buttons’ story always makes me cry 🥹 bless Liam for not only adopting her but donating to the rescue as well”. They also show gratitude and emotional loyalty to their online community and favorite band in “thank you to those who follow my nonsense, to the friends ive made, and of course to Oasis ♥️”, and define following them as being part of a playful ‘nation’ in “If you follow me that automatically makes you a member of Noel Toe Nation”, which fits Hufflepuff’s inclusive, communal vibe. While they have some snark and strong opinions (e.g. “Dont be mistaken in thinking i give a damn about your bum ass opinion”), these are wrapped in humor and protectiveness rather than cold ambition or calculated self-interest. Taken together—the caretaking of animals, emotional sincerity, appreciation of friends, and preference for cozy routines like baking brownies and rewatching shows—point most convincingly toward Hufflepuff.

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The best fit is She’s American by The 1975 because it captures a funny, chaotic, affectionate stan energy that matches their timeline perfectly. They openly talk about loving The 1975, like when they said “I miss The 1975 😔😔😔” and when they were “Listening to She Way Out and thinking about Noel just as Matty Healy intended”, so choosing a Matty Healy track reflects a core part of their personality. The song’s lyrics about a slightly unhinged, charming American girl line up with tweets about getting drunk in the afternoon (“Getting drunk at 3 in the afternoon was not on the to do list but here we are”) and their chaotic work and sleep routines (“My nighttime routine is around 8/9pm putting on a caseoh gameplay and falling asleep on my couch… this is why i know true peace”). Their intense parasocial crush energy on musicians also matches the song’s flirty vibe, shown when they tweet things like “Noel please make me your next wife, i love to cook and bake” and their obsession with Noel and Liam throughout the feed. Overall, She’s American fits their identity as a loud, funny, extremely online fangirl who builds her whole personality around British bands while very much being American.

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