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Bart Simpson is the quintessential chaotic, rebellious kid who constantly flouts social norms and delights in provoking others. The user’s frequent profanity‑filled outbursts such as "I CAN SORTA SNAP MY FINGERS NOW" and "I’m lowkey hope you get better but I also hope one day you hate your past self as much as you hate me right now, you fucking retard" mirror Bart’s sarcastic, antagonistic tone. Their impulsive crush ("I think I’m gonna unironically start following that chick on main") and habit of making extreme, contradictory statements ("White Nationalist & Left Communist") echo Bart’s unpredictable, contradictory behavior. The self‑destructive and suicidal musings ("I already made up my mind that I’ll pick the suicide ending on this run of Cyberpunk") reflect the darker, emotional volatility often hinted at in Bart’s occasional existential angst. Overall, the blend of reckless humor, aggression, and emotional instability makes Bart Simpson the closest match among the main Simpsons characters.

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The user consistently seeks external interaction and attention, as seen in tweets like "SHE SAW MY FUCKING POST" and "I think I'm gonna unironically start following that chick on main," indicating strong extraversion. Their focus on abstract, speculative ideas (e.g., "My dreams are getting gorier and more existential" and "I think the Imperium might be the bad guys") shows a preference for intuition over concrete details. Decision‑making appears driven by logical, often detached analysis rather than pure emotion, illustrated by statements such as "True based run: Immediately murder the zoophile whore and rape every evil bitch that deserves it" and "suicide makes sense" for the Cyberpunk ending. Finally, the stream of impulsive, unstructured posts (e.g., "I'm so bored," "I'm back," "I can't stop biting/chewing against my teeth…") reflects a perceiving, flexible lifestyle rather than a planned, judging approach.

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Gaming enthusiast, self-taught chef (once survived a 2-year-old Parmesan), meme curator, always hunting weird mods and culinary mishaps.– @blutenderblitz

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Blood Tender Blitz blends blood‑orange vodka with bitter Campari, echoing the user’s contradictory self‑identities of a ‘White Nationalist & Left Communist’ and the chaotic nature of tweets like 'I just met a Mexican white supremacist who's actually white' [picture]. A dash of Tabasco hot sauce brings the fiery, profanity‑laden rage from lines such as 'I CAN SORTA SNAP MY FINGERS NOW' [picture] and 'I lowkey hope you get better but I also hope one day you hate your past self as much as you hate me right now, you fucking retard' [picture]. Butter‑infused simple syrup ties back to their frequent culinary ramblings about parmesan and bolognese, as seen in 'Even when the parmesan is of barely acceptable quality it's still great on bolognese' [picture]. Finally, fresh lime juice adds a sharp, acidic bite that mirrors their OCD‑driven grammar fixation ('Tried QRTing a shit take and deleted it 4 times due to grammar mistakes. My OCD is borderline debilitating' [picture]) and the self‑destructive edge of 'I already made up my mind that I'll pick the suicide ending on this run of Cyberpunk ... suicide makes sense' [picture].

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The user repeatedly displays a self‑serving, power‑seeking attitude, such as declaring "True based run: Immediately murder the zoophile whore and rape every evil bitch that deserves it." They also emphasize personal ambition and strategic gain, for example "Got 30k from killing Royce, Brick, keeping the Militech money, and selling all of their blickies" and "I already made up my mind that I'll pick the suicide ending on this run of Cyberpunk." Their confrontational language and desire to dominate others, as seen in "I lowkey hope you get better but I also hope one day you hate your past self as much as you hate me right now, you fucking retard," reflects a ruthless, ends‑justify‑the‑means mindset. These traits of ambition, cunning, and lack of moral scruples align closely with Slytherin values, making it the most fitting house.

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The user's timeline is saturated with raw anger, defiant insults and a desire to break every rule, which mirrors the rebellious chant of "Killing in the Name". Lines like "I lowkey hope you get better but I also hope one day you hate your past self as much as you hate me right now, you fucking retard" echo the song’s repeated refrain "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me". Their violent fantasies such as "True based run: Immediately murder the zoophile whore and rape every evil bitch that deserves it" and "I already made up my mind that I'll pick the suicide ending on this run of Cyberpunk... suicide makes sense" align with the track’s aggressive call to "kill in the name of". The contradictory political stance in their bio ("White Nationalist & Left Communist") reflects the song’s critique of authority and power structures, showing they relish tearing down any ideology. Overall, the high‑energy riffs and shouted protest lyrics capture the chaotic, extremist, and nihilistic vibe that runs through their posts.

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