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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: an intense, smart, idealistic kid whose passions are a bit niche and all‑consuming. Like Lisa fixating on saxophone or causes, this user is deeply obsessed with specific interests like orcas and Adopt Me, saying things like “I love watching orca edits bc I can recognize every cetuscetus clip” and “adopt me has healing properties”. They’re openly political and moralistic at times, as in “dude if you like bluuguest im gonna assume you donate every cent to netanyahu”, echoing Lisa’s tendency to call out injustice. At the same time, they’re emotionally intense and self‑aware about their mental health, admitting “but im schizophrenic and prone to psychosis and a dissociative disorder”, similar to how Lisa often grapples with feeling different and overwhelmed. Their combination of vulnerability, sharp opinions, and heartfelt, slightly nerdy fixations fits Lisa better than the more reckless Bart or oblivious Homer.

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Orca enthusiast, Adopt Me! pet hoarder & digital artist. Once traded an ancient dragon for an orca and never looked back. Comms $50+ • iPad + Pencil– @bluujoshi

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This drink is a hyper-sweet, slightly chaotic sparkle bomb, just like their Adopt Me fixations and all-caps joy over trades, as seen when they beg, “would u do art for a cupid dragon 🥹 >YES BRO!!! ILL DO A FLAT COLOR HALFBODY SERIOSU!! PLS DO THIS 🥺” and spam hearts over pets like “Cupid dargaon”. Raspberry vodka brings a sharp kick for their intense, sometimes furious rants about orcas and ethics, like “How retarded can someone be... im literally so mad”. Lychee liqueur is soft and floral for the unexpectedly tender side that misses their bf and comforts others, seen in “i miss my bf” and “Your art is so comforting to me I lov u… > i love u 222”. Pink grapefruit soda adds bubbly sourness for their playful but biting humor and snappy replies like “'y do u draw the same tail on a lot of the chracters ?' > y do u care ?”. The splash of blue curaçao and edible glitter echo their oceanic/orca obsession and sparkly, frilly aesthetic, matching posts like “I FUCKING LOVE HER” about orcas and their love of “everything pink and frilly and cute” in “'What kind of fashion/style do you like' > i like everything pink and frilly and cute”.

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Their tweets show sharp-edged ambition and a strong focus on self-preservation, both classic Slytherin traits. They openly gatekeep their artistic identity and boundaries, e.g. complaining about people copying them and saying it “makes me a bit annoyed when ppl besides my close friends steal the things i like immediately” “'you inspire me alot i hope u dint think im copying you on purpose or something im sawwy' > it makes me a bit annoyed when ppl besides my close friends steal the things i like immediately but yk that’s the extent of it”, and snap back at nitpicking with “'y do u draw the same tail on a lot of the chracters ?' > y do u care ?”. They’re strategic and transactional about their art and in-game resources, offering specific deals like “i can only offer for like 2 or 3 Cupid dragons at once w a mega ride harp seal. otherwise ill draw smth.” and setting a clear floor for commissions: “'do you take comms??' > yea, not any under $50 atm tho”. Their tone is often cutting and unapologetic—“R you fatphobic' > only if ur annoying”—and they deliberately wield off-putting labels as a shield, admitting they once put something in their bio “to stop ppl from following me” “'did u just put the proship in ur bio for fun and games im crying' >a post was getting likes so to stop ppl from following me, i put it there.”. Combined with their intense fixation on the things they care about (their OCs, orcas, Adopt Me pets) and willingness to defend those interests aggressively, this paints a profile that aligns far more with Slytherin’s ambitious, defensive, and self-protective nature than with the other houses.

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They explicitly say their favorite Björk song is “pluto and trölla gabba. joga is also a classic ofc..”, and Pluto’s chaotic, self-destructive energy fits their timeline very closely. Tweets like “je me COUPE chaque jour” and “when you’re as raped as me nothing matters” show intense pain and self-harm themes that mirror the song’s urge to implode and reset. At the same time, they talk about feeling better and replacing traumatic fixations with comfort, as in “genuinely feeling a lot better, bc i dont think of 1x rape every morning and instead adopt me cute moments w the pets : )”, which reflects Pluto’s idea of violent destruction as a step toward rebirth. Their blend of tenderness and feral emotion—loving orcas and Adopt Me while being openly vengeful and angry, like “All bitches die”—matches the track’s mix of beauty and noise. Overall, Pluto captures both their self-described "evil mood" in “an evil mood” and their desire to survive and transform through that chaos.

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