
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
This user fits Bart Simpson best: a chaotic, funny instigator who lives to stir the pot but clearly cares about his faves. They call themself a “professional ragebaiter,” and tweets like “BTS are really one of the most problematic groups in kpop” and “baekhyun is actually lucky he’s no longer in exo. he’s not making a fool of himself in that ai slop comeback” show Bart-like trolling and irreverence. At the same time, there’s genuine affection and devotion underneath the snark, like “so happy to be going into 2026 while being a fan of the sweetest, most talented and hardworking girls ever 🫶” and “I fucking love riize”. Their caps-lock dramatics and gleeful chaos in tweets like “KPOPIUM.” and “HYBE WILL BURN.” mirror Bart’s flair for over-the-top antics. Even their willingness to ‘scam’ other fans in “sold a txt photocard for twice the amount i bought it for. i love scamming kpop stans” matches Bart’s mischievous, rule-bending streak.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as highly interactive, attention‑embracing, and energized by online social dynamics, which aligns with Extraversion. They frequently address oomfs, call for group activities, and joke about being known in the community, like the mock birthday announcement “user @bluuzen has turned 17…we should all take a moment to celebrate this wonderful occasion!” and the playful networking vibe of “who wants to be proomfs”, suggesting they seek engagement rather than privacy. Their tweets show big-picture, idea-driven commentary over concrete detail, e.g. turning random K-pop discourse into larger narratives or ‘pills’ and concepts like “dont take the audiz pill” and “i want to take the nmixx and triples pills”, which fits Intuition more than Sensing. They are highly values‑driven, reactive, and emotionally charged in defense or critique of idols and fans—calling out behavior in “you need to stop commenting on women’s bodies you fucking freak” and moralizing about groups in “BTS are really one of the most problematic groups in kpop”—indicating Feeling over detached logical analysis. Their timeline feels spontaneous and mood-driven, jumping from ragebait to affection to jokes like “i dont have anything to tweet anymore” and volatile takes on the same groups, which is typical of Perceiving rather than tightly structured Judging. Overall, the energetic social presence, conceptual humor, intense value-based reactions, and improvisational tweeting style make ENFP the best fit.

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K-pop discourse analyst in a long-term relationship with aespa & Red Velvet. Once sold a TXT photocard for double—now I just sell takes.– @bluuzen

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and a little dangerous, just like a self-proclaimed “professional ragebaiter” from their bio, with spiced rum and chili giving it the same kick as calling BTS “one of the most problematic groups in kpop” in “BTS are really one of the most problematic groups in kpop”. Blue curaçao stands in for their relentless aespa stanning and glam, echoing “I fucking love riize” and the entire aespa title-track ranking in “aespa title track ranking”. Sparkling yuzu lemonade keeps it bright, hyper, and a bit unserious, like screaming “KAGEGURI MASHOOOOO” and plotting fancall chaos in “the concept of using a fancall to sing back to december…im kinda obsessedsksjsk”. A bitter amaro cut represents their sharp, shady side when they drag idols and stans, as in “you need to stop commenting on women’s bodies you fucking freak” and “yuta just pisses me off”. The sugar rim and edible glitter nod to their soft spot for their faves and oomfs in “so happy to be going into 2026 while being a fan of the sweetest, most talented and hardworking girls ever 🫶” and their wish that “may 2026 be a year filled with happiness and success for me and my oomfs”. Strong, sparkling, sweet but cutting, The Aespa Ragebait Fizz is made to sip while starting spaces, ranking title tracks, and plotting your next ratio.

Your Hogwarts House
Sam’s online persona is built around provocation and calculated drama, which is very characteristic of Slytherin’s cunning and love of leverage; he literally brands himself as a “professional ragebaiter,” and tweets things like “sold a txt photocard for twice the amount i bought it for. i love scamming kpop stans”, showing willingness to exploit situations for advantage. He openly revels in stirring up fanbase conflict and controversy, for example mocking big groups and their fandoms in tweets such as “BTS are really one of the most problematic groups in kpop” and dragging EXO’s current image with “exo really was the greatest boy group of all time now they’re just the laughing stock of kpop”, which suggests he enjoys wielding opinion as a weapon. There’s also a strong self-preservation and opportunism streak: he distances himself from perceived failures or cringe, like “this interview is physically painful to watch”, while aligning himself with what he sees as winners, such as “so happy to be going into 2026 while being a fan of the sweetest, most talented and hardworking girls ever 🫶”. Even his birthday space announcement frames him as a kind of notorious figure whose ‘ragebait’ and ‘cortis endings’ are a known brand: “known for his fierce defendings of aespa and red velvet, flop spaces, gnarly cortis endings, bipolar attitude towards txt”, which reflects Slytherin-style ambition to cultivate a recognizable, influential identity. While he clearly has loyalty to certain groups (aespa, Red Velvet, RIIZE), that loyalty is expressed through sharp, strategic shade and clout-aware behavior rather than gentle patience or idealism, making Slytherin the best overall fit.

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The song Savage by aespa fits them best because their whole online persona revolves around bold, cutting commentary and obsessive support for aespa. Their bio literally calls them a “professional ragebaiter,” and they frequently rank and discuss aespa songs, like their detailed “aespa title track ranking”, where they put Savage near the top. The confrontational, confident energy of Savage mirrors how they address other fandoms and idols, such as calling out people who “need to stop commenting on women’s bodies” and saying “play this song around me and youre getting your shit rocked” in another quote tweet. At the same time, the song’s intense, somewhat chaotic vibe matches their dramatic stan culture takes, like proudly saying “i love scamming kpop stans” while selling a TXT photocard for more than they paid for it (tweet). Their unwavering devotion to SM acts, including “fierce defendings of aespa and red velvet” highlighted in their birthday post (tweet), makes an iconic, aggressive aespa track the perfect theme song.

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