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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: a chaotic, jokey kid who’s always online, slightly edgy, and constantly riffing on pop culture. Their timeline is full of irreverent, sometimes crude humor like “the roach swimming in my toilet water when i piss in the toilet full pressure” and deadpan absurdity such as “just found a skittle on the bathroom floor”. Like Bart, they’re a mischievous student who doesn’t always take school seriously, shown in “got a geography test tomorrow and i didn’t study for shit” and doodling characters in class in “doodled this lil nigga on my desk during english class today i call him sunny”. Their feed also mixes nihilistic or dramatic teen angst with jokes, as in “fuck my life dawg” and “What do i even do with my life anymore”, which fits Bart’s tendency to be both clownish and secretly insecure. Finally, their constant media references and trolling tone, like “getting that among us pre 2021 nostalgia” and “y’all remember when cartoon network used to have a programming block for adults 😭”, mirror Bart’s pop‑culture-savvy prankster energy far more than the other main Simpsons characters.

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They come across as socially energized, constantly replying to and quote-tweeting others, joking about shared internet culture and school life, which leans Extrovert—for instance, rallying interaction with “VOTE ME 😛😛🥹👀👇” and openly talking about practice and classmates in “oh my godddd i’m so cooked i have basketball practice today”. Their humor frequently plays with concepts, media meta-commentary, and wordplay rather than just concrete facts, like joking about language and geopolitics in “if jordan used to be called transjordan would transjordan’s transition to jordan be a transition or a detransition” and “sometimes i hate french because their word for ‘fish’ is ‘poisson’”, suggesting Intuition. The tone is blunt, analytical, and often teasing, showing a preference for Thinking over gentle harmony, such as criticizing fandoms and media with lines like “how hazbin hotel music sounds when you’re not 14 anymore” and “i watched a few more clips of this show to see if there were actually any good aspects to it and i just can’t see it”. Their life appears spontaneous and unstructured—complaining about not studying in “got a geography test tomorrow and i didn’t study for shit”, impulsively spamming clips when annoyed in “i’m pissed off rn so you guys are getting 5 rocket monkeys clips”, and joking about existential aimlessness in “What do i even do with my life anymore”—which strongly fits Perceiving. Put together, an energetic, idea-joking, debate-ish, and improvisational style lines up best with ENTP.

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Cartoons, lost media & geography tests I didn’t study for. Once found a Skittle on a bathroom floor and live-tweeted the crisis.– @boatogravy_

Your signature cocktail
This drink is chaotic, bright, and a little unhinged, just like their feed jumping from “MULTIPLIED MULTIPLIED AGAIN DOMAIN BACTERIA IS SO BACK” to “what do i even do with my life anymore” in the span of a scroll. The sparkling yuzu soda is sharp and hyper, matching their goblin-giggle energy in “my walls are too thin to laugh out loud so instead i giggle like a goblin in my room”. Spiced dark rum (or cola) reflects the late‑night cartoon nostalgia and slightly jaded edge of tweets like “y’all remember when cartoon network used to have a programming block for adults”. The cayenne tincture nods to their suffering with “but too much cayenne powder on my cajun frites”, giving the cocktail a playful sting. Blue curaçao colors it like a cursed kids’ show thumbnail, channeling their love of weird animation and lines such as “Sheldon Dinkleburg has unfortunately passed away from an assassination executed by the brand new iPhone”. Finally, the marshmallow foam is sweet but absurd, a soft cap on top of all the existential memes and media obsessions, echoing their endless hunt for obscure content in “and then we start consuming lost medias 💀💀💀”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a strong mix of curiosity, niche knowledge, and word-focused humor that fits Ravenclaw best. They talk about geography tests and population density with a mix of self-awareness and interest, like worrying about a test while also joking about it in “got a geography test tomorrow and i didn’t study for shit” and making fun of Canadians reacting to sparsity in “canucks find out about sparse population”. They show clear fascination with language and wordplay, joking about French and palindromes in “sometimes i hate french because their word for ‘fish’ is ‘poisson’” and the obviously false but nerdy gag in “did you know the word divisive is a palindrome”. Their media and animation takes are oddly specific and analytical, such as noting joke pacing and rigged animation quality in “chris savino’s pretty notorious for making jokes last a million years” and “svtfoe is the only show that can manage to make rigged animation a million times better than traditional”. Even their humor often leans into clever or meta observations, like critiquing vague astronomy reporting in “can news accounts stop reporting astronomical events without specifying where it happens” and poking fun at online speech patterns in “if you. talk like,,,, this. i don’t. like you.”. While they do show some frustration and self-deprecation, there’s little evidence of Slytherin-style ambition or Gryffindor-style showy bravery, and their main throughline is witty, observational, somewhat nerdy commentary—very characteristic of Ravenclaw.

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A chaotic, meme-soaked sense of humor and constant pop‑culture references make All Star a great fit for them. They lean into absurd, over-the-top imagery like “the roach swimming in my toilet water when i piss in the toilet full pressure” and surreal jokes such as “99.9% of Americans cannot name this member of the European Union 😱😱”, which matches the song’s goofy, endlessly remixed internet legacy. Their timeline is full of nostalgic cartoon and game references—Bill Nye, Cartoon Network’s adult block, Undertale, and Among Us nostalgia—mirroring how All Star is a nostalgia-core anthem reused in memes: “y’all remember when cartoon network used to have a programming block for adults 😭”, “playing undertale again”, “Getting that among us pre 2021 nostalgia”. They also swing between self-deprecating jokes and exaggerated despair like “What do i even do with my life anymore” and “shit happens when i’m already depressed enough”, while still radiating a playful, unserious tone—very much in the spirit of a song that’s upbeat on the surface but about feeling washed and still going anyway. Overall, All Star captures their mix of irony, meme culture, nostalgia, and trying to have fun while being overwhelmed by life and the internet.

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